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Simo Häyhä 09-19-2006 03:40 PM

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Tripper 09-19-2006 03:50 PM

LOL

FAGS SUCK

Arkan 09-19-2006 04:59 PM

Speaking of fags...

A pickup line in a gay bar: "Mind if i push in your stool?"

A gay couple and a lesbo couple had a race from NY to Florida. Who won?
Lesbo's won. They did 69 the whole way while the gay couple were still back home packing their shit.

Michael 09-19-2006 06:25 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":c8a01]What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out![/quote:c8a01]lol

Arch 09-19-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
what did lincoln say after a 3 day drinking spree??


















I FREED WHO??!


I lol'ed, it's all in good fun.

strvs 09-19-2006 11:19 PM

What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.

Eight Ace 09-19-2006 11:31 PM

knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:

Simo Häyhä 09-19-2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.

internet win confirmed happy:

Tripper 09-19-2006 11:47 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7ce65]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:7ce65]

rofl

Zoner 09-20-2006 07:04 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":df28b]knock knock
- who's there?
cunt
- cunt who?
Cuntspray...Newfoundlands hardest rockin' band!
- well allright!!1 rock:[/quote:df28b]
BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW

Win!

Milla 09-20-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
What do you call a polish golf professional?































A faggot.

i loled for some reason

Mr.Buttocks 09-23-2006 10:41 AM

A mixed-race family went for a day out at the zoo. When they got there they found out that there was only one cage. In the cage was a small dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Vance 09-23-2006 06:12 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":df4d4]A mixed-race family went for a day out at the zoo. When they got there they found out that there was only one cage. In the cage was a small dog. It was a Shih Tzu.[/quote:df4d4]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL




...wait

Madmartagen 09-23-2006 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
What do you call a polish golf professional?

A faggot.

rofl. its funny cause its true.

Eight Ace 09-24-2006 04:21 AM

A dog walks into a saloon with his arm in a sling and yells:
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..". Thx.


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