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Arkan 11-12-2006 09:01 PM

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book !!

Eight Ace 11-12-2006 10:16 PM

and she's that stoopid she thinks sucking and fucking are chinese towns.

Poseidon 11-13-2006 05:26 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b4379]Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.[/quote:b4379]

looooool happy: happy:

Zoner 11-13-2006 07:41 AM

Yo momma's so gullible she believed Arkan when he said he wouldn't fuck her in the ass and invited him in for tea and biscuits.

Arkan 11-13-2006 08:04 AM

^^ happy:

Pyro 11-13-2006 11:20 AM

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Tripper 11-13-2006 12:16 PM

Your momma is so fat shes coma

Stammer 11-13-2006 01:49 PM

Your mommas so stupid she posted in the 300 thread thinking it was about bowling.

Simo Häyhä 11-13-2006 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Your momma is so fat shes coma

hahahah. free internets for you

Proteus 11-13-2006 02:16 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f8ed4]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Your momma is so fat shes coma

hahahah. free internets for you[/quote:f8ed4]

Right on! Everything you say is funny to me, so then when I say something stupid or not funny you can laugh with me just like I did for you right there!

Simo Häyhä 11-13-2006 02:20 PM

[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]

Proteus 11-13-2006 02:21 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":6cde6][img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img][/quote:6cde6]

NICE SAVE! Now everyone will stop paying attention to how much of a loser you are!

Simo Häyhä 11-13-2006 02:22 PM

[quote=Proteus]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":962d2
[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]

NICE SAVE! Now everyone will stop paying attention to how much of a loser you are.[/quote:962d2]
[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]

Proteus 11-13-2006 02:23 PM

I smell loser internet teen banwagon.. Hop on Tripper!

Simo Häyhä 11-13-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
I smell loser internet teen banwagon.. Hop on Tripper!

[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]


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