That's like trying to get surfing lessons from someone who has never seen the ocean.

Observing from the outside can be better at understanding...than people in them...because their minds are cloudy.

Hell I use my bullshit advice to attract girls away from epople and to me...and it actually works sometimes.

ENGLISH GRAMMAR.

I'm suprised any woman, or any man for that matter, would even be able to understand your fucked up brand of english for long enough to figure out the bullshit you were spewing towards them.

I live in a low income area of the slums

it's normal here.

i'm sorry my environment isn't up to your liking.

Id talk in a kiwi accent and talk that way...there was this girl i taught and i knew she sounded different and asked her where she was from and she was from new zealand...if i talked that way here i wouldn't be understood.

She was a nice girl though,