Brandon says:
omg im here talking to u right

Brandon says:
i turn around to see what channel the tv is on and i look and see this chick riding some dude screaming

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
what channel

Milla says:

w00t full metal jacket is on!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:

fuck full metal jacket there's gotta be porno on somewhere..

Brandon says:
on FMJ

Sloidusey says:
guys, is it wrong to put maple syrup in your poutine ?


Brandon says:
omg they beat the fuck outta him

Brandon says:
lol

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
nooo!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
christ no!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
maple syrup and poutine go together fine

Mike says:
r u beating your pud to it?

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
he only beats to BoB...he's a one show man now

Mike says:

u guys quick I need help!

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:

go ahead

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:

i'll put my hand on the head and rub

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:

sloi you stroke

zooka: ed:

It's all the truth folks...none of these quotes are fabricated!


AND I AM STILL NOT WEARING PANTS


I love you wookie and spooge...it's been so long since our last threesome

What about dodd? was he ever in your threesome...wait wtf that would make it a foursome!

are u guys on irc? oOo:

Milla says:
all fucking niggers must fucking hang
Krissy says:
no
Milla says:
lol wtf?
Mike says:
tru dat milla!
Milla says:
FMJ is an awsome movie
Milla says:
mike
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i hate mayo and eggs...does that make me a nigger?

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
this is classic
Krissy says:
lol
Mike says:
lol
Milla says:
yes it is
Krissy says:
ur all just fun to fuck around with
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mike, i have to say, you made the mistake of inviting real people into a make believe place

OMG! I HAVE MISSED SO MUCH IN 3 DAYS!

SPOOGE is Back, Albow is BAck...AND YOU ARE HAVING THREESOMES!?!?

Invite ME! Milla, I will bring enough shovels for ALL!

what the fuckity fuck fuck, this thread is fucked up u muthahubbards, jus what i like to see in the offtopic u fak0rs

now don't let me catch u swearing again fuken d00ds
flamethrower:

now please settle down, im trying to remain calm as i type but the fact Pee wee herman is on my tv means i've cum several times during only the first sentence.
albow returns=offtopic back to what i call a proper fuk1n off-topic comegetsome:

Does Miyagi wish to join my clan of sexualspammers?

MmmMmmMMMmm?
He needs to work on his descriptions, but the pee wee herman bit was nicely done.

Vets only thread here, stfu n00b! biggrin:

bah our leader is back...I haven't been to the Metro Toronto Zoo in awhile

any cool animals come in?

...mr.miyagi, I notice a few suggestive "suck the lollypop" pics in your sig.
bet you've been stropping the mulligan someting fierce to those saucy snaps....lets see them err, blown up....eh? eek:

But Milla! I am a Semi-Vet......Class Of October....Do I not qualify? I plead you.

Mike says:
man thats the ugliest cat ever
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
it's a squirrel you dork

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAaa

-Milla says:
mike if u want to make a band
-Milla says:
name it pork sword
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
Pork-Meisters!
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
Weenie-Roasters!
-Mike says:
or the pig nosed fucks
-Mike says:
the pig-nosed fucks
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
the "Where the fuck is the g-spot"ers

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
miller ur sister is hot i saw her boobs
Milla says:
cool
Mike says:
linkage, miller
Milla says:
shes lik 10 but ok
Mike says:

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
bahahahaha mike


LOOK OUT FOR GEESE
And yeah, the Metro Zoo was cool because last time i went there the African Safari wasn't done yet

Milla says:
imagine long pubes
Milla says:
u can grab them ewwwww
Mike says:
blaaah
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mike did u see the girl with a head in her puss?
Mike says:
u sick fuckage noob!
Milla says:
guys listen to us, we are sick ppl
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
and?
Milla says:
i mean seriously we are sick


seriously this shit is so funny it deserves its own post

Mike says:
how can u streatch a pussy that much?
Milla says:
?
Milla says:
no diea
Milla says:
sex with an elephant?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
hey
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
they give birth to a whole baby you dumbass
Milla says:
OH DUMBO f00k ME HARD!
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
you can stretch a pussy a mile but the woman won't survive is all
Milla says:
im a sick person
Milla says:
get me a counciler
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
so u have to balance how much fun it would be to stretch a pussy 1 mile long with how long you want the girl you chained up in your basement to live
Milla says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mmmmmmmm
Mike says:
does the pussy really streatch that far after birth?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i can still smell heather's puss on my fingers
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mmmm......tuna.......

Your friendly neighborhood vets are using MSN instant messanger, IM me at lax71285@hotmail.com and we will get a chat with albow and mike, if you dare.....MUAHAHAHHAHA!!! evil: (or IM albow at albowca001@hotmail.com)

Milla says:
GROSS!
Milla says:
tuna smells like shit
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
ROFL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
smells kinda like tuna
Mike says:
but it tastes fuckn awsome
Milla says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
kinda like...dunno...pencil shavings
Milla says:
ahh i just farted something wicked
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mine's tastes AWFUL
Milla says:
jesus christ, this can choke a maggot
Mike says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
man ur ass HAS maggots
Milla says:
no shit man
Milla says:
all over

Milla says:
scream when u shit?
Milla says:
u do that
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
u have sex with hasidic jews?
Mike says:
not scream
Milla says:
u hold on to the hand towel holder and screme?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
christ would you shut up about ur shit man
Milla says:
im asking mike!
Milla says:
stfu n00b shitter
Mike says:
no.. something soft like a towel
Milla says:
LOL!
Milla says:
u bite it to?
Mike says:
no


Christ save me...

dude... constipation is a bitch cry:

your telling me, ever pass blood in your shit?

I wouldn't know lord of the towels...

Im lord of the wangs

Miller here likes the cock

you got it all wrong, Its albow HERE LOVES the cock not likes u dirty slut, if u inslut someone insult them correctly!

damn man someone hit their period...and it's barbara streisand

Mike says:
does barbra steisand pose nude?
Milla says:
dude..... eek:
Mike says:
shes hot from the neck down

[quote="Capt. John Miller":b5f07]your telling me, ever pass blood in your shit?[/quote:b5f07]

lol ass bleeding

[quote="Mr.X":c069d]...mr.miyagi, I notice a few suggestive "suck the lollypop" pics in your sig.
bet you've been stropping the mulligan someting fierce to those saucy snaps....lets see them err, blown up....eh? eek:[/quote:c069d]

yes, in fact right now i've jus had a nice time watching her lollypop antics, orange flavour this time. your jus gonna have to strop your funky stuff in the girly threads im afraid, i'll maybe update a few images soon. Jeez doesn't anyone like to put 'pretty' pictures in their sigs, u know, liven em up with some outrageous wild boar mating shots taken on holiday at trippers big gay animal sanctuary. i know its a Medal Of Honour:AA forum but hey, we're all guys, we love our opposite sex. why not honour them in a fully functional signature of happiness and humour, sigs cost 14.99 from from all good Miyagi outlet stores, free tin of spam for every RePrEzEnTeD gal.

thank god i never got anal bleeding ed:

hey miyago ur girlfriend looks like drew barrymoor. she really does look at the pic closest to miyagi man in the sig

Mike says:
What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

Milla says:
lol
Milla says:
still i'd rail her
Mike says:
barbie?
Milla says:
no
Milla says:
spears
Sloidusey says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
barbie too
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
barbie's hot
Milla says:
no notbarbie
Sloidusey says:
my only source of nurishment right now is popcorn
Sloidusey says:
not too bad

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i once jizzed all over a teddy bear and then slapped it and called it my bitch
Milla says:
LOL!!!!!

True story, he really did slap his teaddy and call it a bitch

by teddy did u mean your mom, albs?