Simple answer? Get a girl who will give it up, no more wacking it. End of discussion!

eek: Who needs a girl when you can spank the monkey? eek:

Oh, you have much to learn young Padawan...


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lol funny

So silly....Von, I am disgusted. angel:

and i thought candles were used to masterbate my girlfriend with, huh, where have i been? oh yeah, and when i pull out to finish the job, does that count as masterbating? and another question, why is it that when im not messing around with my chick, im chronically masterbating. its cheaper than taking her out to eat. see you boys in HELL!

freak: ...don't make fun of my masturbating habit, I'm having sex
with someone I love.

LOL - That is true...I love myself...So I shall sex myself.