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Coleman 07-29-2004 10:33 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":c84c1]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:c84c1]ask the dude from American Pie 2.

Tripper 07-29-2004 11:45 PM
[quote=Coleman]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Old Reliable":f16d8
how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.[/quote:f16d8]

Tantra.

Mr.Buttocks 07-29-2004 11:49 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":6a6bf]how do i increase sex drive?[/quote:6a6bf]

Eat meat, or work on your 'swing'.

Sirus 07-29-2004 11:53 PM
how the fuck can u have no sex drive oOo:

Eight Ace 07-29-2004 11:54 PM
[quote=Tripper]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Old Reliable":690dc
how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.
Tantra.[/quote:690dc]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.

Jotun 07-30-2004 12:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fireal
I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.
Must be a damn small tent. Make sure it doesnt break.

Tripper 07-30-2004 12:19 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":6e8d3][quote=Tripper]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Old Reliable":6e8d3
how do i increase sex drive?
ask the dude from American Pie 2.
Tantra.[/quote:6e8d3]
Replace existing sex drive with 100gb Seagate Cockmaster.[/quote:6e8d3]

Left sack slave, right sack master. DO NOT CONFIGURE OTHERWISE.

Eight Ace 07-30-2004 05:00 AM
we..talked until two
and then she said
it's time for bed
I..blew where I stood
isn't it good
Norwegian morning pron wood... calmdown:

Zoner 07-30-2004 07:12 AM
Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.

Old Reliable 07-30-2004 08:38 AM
ok so I should eat meat? no wonder why

TonyMontana 07-30-2004 08:41 AM
lmao

Jotun 07-30-2004 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.
i dont know why, but when i read that i got sick....ugh...

Maplegyver 07-30-2004 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jotun
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Fuck, if you're that bad an aim while pissing with a rager, sit down and tuck it under the rim. There's no shame in pissing like a woman in such circumstances.

Once you reach your 20s you get more dick control, kiddies.
i dont know why, but when i read that i got sick....ugh...

becasue toilet seats are nasty

Zoner 07-30-2004 11:46 AM
Don't do that in a PUBLIC toilet, you retards.

If your home toilet is as nasty as a public toilet, you've got some sanitation issues.

Maplegyver 07-30-2004 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Don't do that in a PUBLIC toilet, you retards.

If your home toilet is as nasty as a public toilet, you've got some sanitation issues.
LOL


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