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mr.miyagi 01-18-2005 08:59 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3c739]Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.[/quote:3c739]

Yes! plz someone look, i dunno where it'd be.....prolly ebaums....

Arkan 01-18-2005 09:25 PM

Ok, here's a quick Arkan story.

Way back in the 7th grade, i got into a fist fight with some kid and blackened his eye. Went to the principals office for punishment. He gave me a choice:

1. 3 day suspension or....
2. An "Educational" whack in the ass

It only took me 1.5 seconds to reach a decision. I chose to forgo an asswhoopin' from my old man so i said "I'll take that educational whack in the ass". He told me to empty my back pockets and to place my hands on his desk. He told me not to flinch or he'd have to do it again. With that, he took out this huge yard stick, lined up a nice swing, and let it whip......CRACK !!
It definately stung but i didn't budge. He told me to get out of his office and not to get in trouble again. My ass was a lil' sore but i spared myself a real asskickin' from the old man for getting suspended.

Kid 1....parents 0

Pyro 01-18-2005 09:57 PM

texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

Arkan 01-18-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

Pyro 01-18-2005 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

JBird 01-18-2005 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.


omfg nag:

you really need someone to bring you down a peg.

Coleman 01-18-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

[img]http://www.octanecreative.com/knowitall/jpgs/mr_kia.jpg[/img]

Arkan 01-18-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

rolleyes:

Duke_of_Ray 01-18-2005 10:37 PM

[quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":0611b]
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Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":0611b
lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:0611b]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:0611b]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.

Tripper 01-18-2005 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

You haven't changed shitface.

Milla 01-18-2005 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Pyro
texas allows beatings? oh that state has come a long way hasn't it.

I think you needed a beating while in school.

I was a good kid...I just talked too much and proved to the teacher i was right alot that it became annoying.

You haven't changed shitface.

rofl!!

Arkan 01-18-2005 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
You haven't changed shitface.

You actually got me to chuckle over that one. + 1 for you.

Vance 01-18-2005 11:45 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad][quote=Hawke][quote="Duke_of_Ray":391ad]
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Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":391ad
lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:391ad]
Did make me laugh however, I think someone is lieing.

Get us a picture of her spanking errr.... swatting you. eek: oOo:[/quote:391ad]

It was a dude that spanked me. annoy:

The kid really did get punched by the basketball coach for not eating all of his meal. Knocked the kids throat out into the highway by the school. I think a bum stole it. The kid now uses a funnel as a throat replacement.[/quote:391ad]
That's fucked up. eek:

CoMaToSe 01-19-2005 02:27 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0c22e]Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.[/quote:0c22e]
Bone her

Pick Axe 01-19-2005 08:31 AM

Hick school or not, spankin > Suspension


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