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KTOG 09-08-2005 09:31 AM

I almost shit my pants today in Management class because of the excessive amounts of alcohol consumed last night. Either way, pimps n ho's party on friday and pics will soon follow.

Coleman 09-08-2005 10:14 AM

loooooooooool

we were just about to go to bed last night (this morning technically) around 2:30am and some kid down the hall comes in our room. He just had his shorts on and oddly enough...was covered with smeared chocolate all over his naked chest, back, and arms. He just came back from a frat (obviously drunk) and told us, "Duuuuuuuuudes, I haven't been down here in a while. I just came back from TEK and they had strippers man! They were giving me lap dances and licking off all of the chocolate off my body! THey were NAKED! NAKED! Oh such a fun time.....:::long pause as he stared into space:::....yeah it was fun!"

ha, good times.

Coleman 09-08-2005 10:24 AM

The past two nights the guys kept writing on my one roomate as he slept. This kid is a big motherfucker though. He's juiced up on 'roids and creatine so I'd never mess with him. The other guys have guts. I just take the pictures biggrin: They drew a swastika all over his face two nights ago, but I didn't take any pictures for some odd reason oOo: cry:

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^^ The kid that creamed his pants from a dude wacking him off happy: happy:

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TonyMontana 09-08-2005 11:38 AM

lmao

anti 09-08-2005 12:05 PM

no love for the fatties :(

Short Hand 09-08-2005 05:53 PM

his roids and creatine suck.

tomxtr 09-08-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I miss university. loney:


bukdez 09-09-2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anti
mcmaster is in hamilton (ghettttto). im originally bunking with 2 other guys but one dropped out, so we get a triple size room for only the 2 of us which is pretty fucking sweet.

DUDE!!!!... I LIVE IN HAMILTON!!!!... i can teach you the non-ghetto stuff, and take you drinking at bars with good music...

email me: bukdez at gmail dot com...

Miscguy 09-09-2005 06:31 PM

You fail. You didnt draw one penis on that guy. No racial slurs, or emblems... Fuck you guys are really bad at the passed out buddies drawing.

My persoanl favorite was when i got drunk with some friends they then created there own elements out of actual molicules you could look up in science and shit. Then drew those on a guy, and there window... AHHh tyronium.

Coleman 09-09-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
You fail. You didnt draw one penis on that guy. No racial slurs, or emblems... Fuck you guys are really bad at the passed out buddies drawing.

My persoanl favorite was when i got drunk with some friends they then created there own elements out of actual molicules you could look up in science and shit. Then drew those on a guy, and there window... AHHh tyronium.

we drew a swastika on his face one night and they did draw a penis on his back with a pair of titties.


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