kill him. then suggest :

[img]http://www.trailwood.com/western_home_decor/horseshoe_decor/soap_dish/soap_dish_713.jpg[/img]

Ask the local recruiters to come to your home while he is there.

dont wash your dick as a sign of protest & then you can have a competition for who stinks out the house first, either that or advertise your new cheese farm.

Simple solution: Piss in his hair.

I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.

Cum in his asshole.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e7517]I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.[/quote:e7517]


Yup, he actually smells bad cause bucks been riding the face..and ass off him and denys him shower access afterwards.

so why don't you want him to shower at your house?

what?

I said I told him to take a shower but he refused to.

To emo for a shower?

[img]http://www.scorpionsshack.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jerry.jpg[/img]

then you must kill him. Or pass him off to someone else.

If he's really your friend he'd be listening to you when you tell him to shower. I mean he's living in your place, that means your rules. If he is really that desperate for a place to stay he should get a brain and shower and be kind to you that your letting him stay at your place for free.

I can't imagine any of my friends pulling something like this on me, that kid would not last 10 min in my house, dorm, room, w/e I was living.

cum in his butt

yeah, Phillips family is loaded...I hated that he was the all-star coach for baseball and always choose his son even though he sucked ass...same with andrew costley.