[quote=elstatec]by posting a picture of me ya right sleeping:

though if you really do see it as that i could post a picture of him with the tuba.

and anyway stfu blitz you fat sack of shit.[/quote:1b8a9]

Yea because a picture of me and my wife is so much pure oOo: then some fucking british wank job smearing some chocolate spread all over his face like someone took a shit on his face(which would actually probably help his appearence) and then taking a picture of it.

why dont you get a jar of cinnamon roll frosting and smear it all over your face and tounge like you took a fat money shot and post that picture next rolleyes:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6b7c7]

Cock lock,
Run around the block,
Choke a negro with a sock,
Look over there, it's Ken Wok.[/quote:6b7c7]

We usually don't cock block each other...but we enjoy tag teaming one.

it's rather bad form to have a roast on any other day than a Sunday.

k i got an update on that blonde ho, I was just talkin to her on MSN then right outta the blue:

A heart of stone: the bitch
Will: me


A heart of stone, says:
yeh lol

A heart of stone, says:
copy and paste this to 10 ppl r u will lose someone close to u 2n , do u consider me as:
1)friend
2)best friend
3)possible gf / bf
4)fancy

A heart of stone, says:
ignore that btw, just pretend i didnt say it, i h8 em lol

Will~ says:
hmmmmm lol

Will~ says:
that depends

A heart of stone, says:
u can ignore it lol! its just i dnt wanna loose ne1 n im gay n i h8 them things wen ppl send em 2 me so just ignore it lol, ansa if u want but u kno!

Will~ says:
i duno yet really but ill go for 4 anyways

A heart of stone, says:
yeh!!! i rock!!!! lol brilliant!!!! just as well lol

Will~ says:
y just as well?

A heart of stone, says:
coz ur bnlaitantly well fit n if u say possibly 4 then thats a wikid thing lol1

Will~ says:
ed: ed:

A heart of stone, says:
ha ha ha!!! shyness comin out there lol

Will~ says:
yus

Will~ says:
lol

A heart of stone, says:
sorry im rly blunt lol

Will~ says:
mmm didnt really kno if u liked me tbh

A heart of stone, says:
yyyyyyyyyyyy?

Will~ says:
i duno i suck at judgin people

A heart of stone, says:
man!! so do i lol but hey u only liove once! just say wat u feel n if shit appenes, it appenes! big deal lol

Will~ says:
thats very true

Will~ says:
i gotta live by that rule too really otherwise ya never know

A heart of stone, says:
excactly!! y sit there wondering or wishin wen u cud just av ansas!!! i mean u kno! ah well, u still comin saturday?

Will~ says:
ya course

............................. edited out other convo crap

Will~ says:
i thought u liked luke really didnt kno whether u liked me

Will~ says:
or that other guy @ tap the other day

A heart of stone, says:
i do like u, hav since we first met lol!!! but dom is lvly 2 n ive got 2 kno him rly well n im gona try 4 it if he'l hav me but i do like u. im not sum player btw lol! but u asked so i thort id b honest


Will~ says:
dom the guy u were kissin on friday?

A heart of stone, says:
yeh

Will~ says:
k

A heart of stone, says:
r u annoyed wiv me

Will~ says:
na jus kinda wonderin why u asked me if i liked u if u wana try for dom

A heart of stone, says:
it was that lil test thing lol, sorry . look i need 2 go ok, im bein told to com off the comp lol, but if u hav my number feel free 2 text 2moz or wateva yeh. i feel propa bad now sorry. nite nite will x x x

Will~ says:
cya x


I don't know whether to trust her... I'm thinking maybe she said that on MSN just to see whether I liked her or not. She didn't mention this Dom guy, hes the guy I was talking about who she kissed in the bar when my mate was spying on her...


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^ that's tha bish, would be kewl to have her as a gf or at least a hit & run... But where to go from here? I'm thinking maybe she was just checking whether she could have me before she goes onto that Dom guy... Damn cock tease bish is prolly trying to wind me up, hmmmmmmmmmm.

shes a whore...move on

i dont wana let her get away without a shag & pix!

go for it, you know shes seeing other guys, why cant you? just go into the relationship expecting it to not work out, but if i does, then good for you. if you just want a relationship out of it, it doesnt seem like shes that type of girl to settle down with a guy right now. just look at what you know now and go for it. i think she likes you, but who cares about dom.

go for it dude. if it just turns out to be a hit and run like you said,then at least you tried. girls are just girls, man. it aint nothin but a thing.

untill they sell your shit on ebay

the darkness hake:

she cant type worth shit. fuck the bitch.

I bet i ask her out and then she tells me she wants to remain a virgin before marriage. God is having a laugh with my life at the moment, I absolutely refuse to believe that a hot girl like that can tell me she likes me & then i get laid out of it! He's merely danging the bait infront of me so as to annoy me cuss: cuss: cuss: hellfire: mad: wallbash:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6dd2f]I bet i ask her out and then she tells me she wants to remain a virgin before marriage. God is having a laugh with my life at the moment, I absolutely refuse to believe that a hot girl like that can tell me she likes me & then i get laid out of it! He's merely danging the bait infront of me so as to annoy me cuss: cuss: cuss: hellfire: mad: wallbash:[/quote:6dd2f]

dont worry man. the past 3 girls have been like that for me. we start to get close, they give me all the right signs and then when i push for something; they flip fop completely and leave me out on my ass. oh well...

^very true......

two options:
A)go for it
or
B)give me her screen name, i ll talk to her

Listen to Nyck.