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snipes 06-02-2006 11:49 PM
ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL Nyck - honestly

Blase 06-03-2006 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice
A most excellent excert from the new autobiography of Nick West entitled, "Cockthumper: How I stole cable to bust a nut with Jenna Jameson vol. 1"

Bucknub 06-03-2006 12:40 AM
hahahaha!

Nyck 06-03-2006 07:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice


A most excellent excert from the new autobiography of Nick West entitled, "Cockthumper: How I stole cable to bust a nut with Jenna Jameson vol. 1"
writes that down as possible title for memoirs

Sicilian_Summers 06-03-2006 12:34 PM
First: I think it was Cindy Margolis

Last: WWE Divas

Pyro 06-03-2006 05:11 PM
First: hmm...i believe it was one of those baby blue movies on city tv after 12.

Last: Some porno with jenna haze and this other girl getting initiated in college.

Eight Ace 06-03-2006 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Last: Some porno with jenna haze and this other girl getting initiated in college.
was it a satisfying orgasm rock:

..or were u just going thru the motions, ur heart not really in it.. loney:

CoMaToSe 06-03-2006 05:57 PM
new last: covermyface.org

Eight Ace 06-03-2006 06:02 PM
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new last: covermyface.org
lol...this will be the longest thread ever as people update their "last" details... biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper 06-03-2006 09:26 PM
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new last: covermyface.org
die now plz k thanks

Coleman 06-03-2006 09:28 PM
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new last: covermyface.org
so wrong and disgusting oOo:

Sirus 06-03-2006 11:08 PM
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new last: covermyface.org
so wrong and disgusting oOo:
lol ya why would you post a update eek:

Eames 06-04-2006 01:37 AM
first-scrambled porn from playboy tv

last- island fever 3

mR.cLeAn 06-04-2006 05:43 AM
first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.

HeadUp 06-04-2006 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
new last: covermyface.org
so wrong and disgusting oOo:
lol ya why would you post a update eek:
its comatose, thats why durrrrr


first: i dont remember, just thinkin of sex, and i didnt do it fap style, i did it by laying on my stomach and doing like a humping motion or something, i didnt know what jackin it was, or what happened when i blated

last: i have no pron out here cuz im online either on my roommates laptop or at an internet cafe, so i have to do it in the shower, thought of ariana jollee getting creamed i think, when i have to leave it to imagination, my mind goes from one memorable porn scene to the other


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