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Drew 03-18-2005 07:28 PM

Last time I had a teacher under 30 it was my junior year in high school and my Spanish teacher started hitting on me.. she also would mark things wrong on my tests but always give me a 100.. and I always got called to the board, despite the fact that I hated Spanish and would write everything in German and answer all the non-graded verbal questions in German..

Anyway, she won some Bikini Wahine contest down here a couple years ago, pics if I can find them.

Drew 03-18-2005 07:29 PM

Heh. Her religious beliefs are closest to Satanism.

Yep, sounds like a woman all right.

Tripper 03-18-2005 07:40 PM

haha. its me. you all fell for it. rofl.




































haha if you fell for that -1

ninty 03-18-2005 07:50 PM

[img]http://img114.exs.cx/img114/1447/untitled2copy2ua.jpg[/img]

Akuma 03-18-2005 08:00 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":91e30][quote="Eight Ace":91e30][quote="Jin-Roh":91e30] Are you volunteering to be the GF1 pornstar? eek:[/quote:91e30]
don't sweat it Jin-Rohdent, Anguissette sounds really nice....but nobody's stealing your gig. hake:[/quote:91e30]

What's a gig?[/quote:91e30]
1024MB

Anguissette 03-18-2005 08:02 PM

[quote=Akuma]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":d3603
What's a gig?

1024MB[/quote:d3603]


Hahahahahhahhaah


Geek joke. biggrin:

Milla 03-18-2005 08:08 PM

[quote=Anguissette]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":fe1fa
What's a gig?

1024MB


Hahahahahhahhaah


Geek joke. biggrin:[/quote:fe1fa]

.....what?

lasagna 03-18-2005 09:47 PM

man, this year i have the hottest lit. teacher

Miscguy 03-18-2005 10:11 PM

You actually get e-mail replies for topics... Holy fuck, i thought that option was a joke. Like a "please spam the shit out of me" button that no one would actaully click.


Also on the note of hot teachers. I had a PE "teacher in training" that couldnt have been older than 22, at the time, oh man she was hot.

Scalping Chief 03-19-2005 12:26 AM

wtf is going on?

bukdez 03-19-2005 12:37 AM

solid gold...

Judas 03-19-2005 01:29 AM

[quote="Scalping Chief":92535]wtf is going on?[/quote:92535] biggrin: plzdie:

Bullitt 03-19-2005 01:34 AM

wallbash:

dr nein 03-19-2005 02:01 AM

[quote="Scalping Chief":9f252]wtf is going on?[/quote:9f252]

We're going to kill you and then eat you. Enjoy.

Tripper 03-19-2005 04:09 AM

[quote="dr nein":81fba][quote="Scalping Chief":81fba]wtf is going on?[/quote:81fba]

We're going to kill you and then eat you. Enjoy.[/quote:81fba]

/me has knives

Arkan 03-19-2005 08:28 AM

[quote=Anguissette]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":1faf3
could you give yourself completely to a GF1 member
...once this nazi business is sorted out I mean...?

I don't know that any GF1 member could handle me :wink:

You've already said I'm "unusual"

hellfire:[/quote:1faf3]

I think Arkan can handle you.......................and i have guns too !!

[img]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/554/arkansoldier.jpg[/img]

Anguissette 03-19-2005 02:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaaand...

the thread has deteriorated into chaos.

sleeping:

TonyMontana 03-19-2005 02:42 PM

lol this thread is too hilarious

Blase 03-19-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
lol this thread is too hilarious


Jakke 03-19-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
lol this thread is too hilarious



Maplegyver 03-19-2005 03:41 PM

a/s/l

Anguissette 03-19-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
a/s/l

a - already said it. You're just going to have to fins it

s - again... if you don't know by now...

l - you have all the tools available to you to find out. Use your damn brain.

Have a nice day biggrin:

Innoxx 03-19-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguissette
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
a/s/l

a - already said it. You're just going to have to fins it

s - again... if you don't know by now...

l - you have all the tools available to you to find out. Use your damn brain.

Have a nice day biggrin:

15/f/cali?


PRESS 696969696969 IF U WNAT TO CYBER ME!!?!?!?!?!??!?1

TonyMontana 03-19-2005 04:36 PM

NE

mr.miyagi 03-19-2005 04:41 PM

Any 3-11 year olds on this forum into priests? pm me or press 777

Akuma 03-19-2005 04:41 PM

696969696969

Maplegyver 03-19-2005 04:53 PM

im 13 i live in california YAY!! OrAnGe CoUnTy **the O.C is the best show 4 EVEA*** im getting these hairs around my dIck, what does it mean?

Drew 03-19-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
im 13 i live in california YAY!! OrAnGe CoUnTy **the O.C is the best show 4 EVEA*** im getting these hairs around my dIck, what does it mean?

mapel,

thoz r not hAiRz!!!11 my frinz told me thAt thOz r wOrmZ so U shoOd sEe uR dOc NOW!!11 omg tell me whut happEnz 2 U plz!!1 I HOPE U DONT DIE CUZ UR MOM IS SPOSED TO DRIVE US 2 THA MALL NEXT WEEK!!!111 BFF <3 STAY STRONG MAN

PS - Nothing like a GF1 thread to give a lesson in Entropy Theory. <3 Entropy for disproving evolution.

Coleman 03-19-2005 04:58 PM

my eyes hurt

Anguissette 03-19-2005 05:05 PM

and without further ado.... I give you

http://www.geocities.com/ladyofchalon/entropy.htm

Read and be enlightened.

Coleman 03-19-2005 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguissette
and without further ado.... I give you

http://www.geocities.com/ladyofchalon/entropy.htm

Read and be enlightened.

[quote:34d26] L337 vs. Internet Shorthand:
Both of these... forms of writing... are rather annoying. I contend that there IS a difference which makes one less grating than the other. L337 (where “w007” and “teh” come from and so on) was a “language” designed by hackers way back when so they could talk about their projects and no one would have a bloody idea what they were talking about. L337 (leet) is actually supposed to be short for elite, indicating one's status as a hacker. It truly is a geek language. Internet shorthand, on the other hand, is simply laziness (and the attempt at being cool) manifested in writing. An example of this shorthand would be, “OMG, CN U BELIEVE WUT THOS 2R UP 2? THEY R2 MUCH!” This format is favored by 12 year olds hanging out in forums online.

It is entirely possible, now that the much more annoying form of shorthand leaked into mainstream society after the advent of text messaging on cell phones. My issue with this, as opposed to l337, is that it pervades every part of life. Some of it while instant messaging is acceptable and appropriate (AFK, BRB, BTW, and the occasional LOL) but it has begun to pervade every aspect of the English language.

- I have heard people say “LOL”... and pronounce it “loll” as in, “Her head lolled backward.”
- I have received emails from prospective dates on Yahoo! Personals who substituted “U” for “you” and “2” for “too, two or to”. There is no character amount restriction for the site. Instead, these people choose to present themselves as drastically less intelligent than they possibly are (which wins an instant trip to the TRASH folder).
- There is an excessive overuse (is that redundant?) of the shorthand on AIM. If someone says, “AFK, making a sandwich,” that is immensely different from, “What RU doing 2day?”. The former doesn't bother me but the latter grates against every single exposed nerve.

So in summary, l337 has a somewhat noble heritage though my tolerance his its limits, while internet shorthand is the lazy-person's way of typing. I beg of the people who read this to consider what they gain by omitting one or two characters.

**NOTE 8JUN04: I was watching TV this afternoon and I saw the first use of internet shorthand in a commercial: RU instead of Are You. I immediately ran to the bathroom and retched.**

**NOTE2 18NOV04: Here's an interesting article about internet shorthand, "Does IM Make U Dum?"**[/quote:34d26]

ninty 03-19-2005 05:20 PM

OMG, CN U BELIEVE WUT THOS 2R UP 2? THEY R2 MUCH!

Maplegyver 03-19-2005 05:56 PM

R2 D2

bukdez 03-19-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
R2 D2

+1...

mr.miyagi 03-19-2005 06:04 PM

[img]http://heim.ifi.uio.no/~ingh/HelpTheseKids.jpg[/img]

Blase 03-19-2005 06:24 PM

The potatoes make my meal delicious!

Anguissette 03-19-2005 06:38 PM

Can I just say how much that ginger kids image made me laugh???

My brother and sister are both severely inflicted so I emailed it to both of them and my parents.

Tee hee.

Drew 03-19-2005 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguissette
prospective dates on Yahoo! Personals

eek:

mr.miyagi 03-19-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguissette
Can I just say how much that ginger kids image made me laugh???

My brother and sister are both severely inflicted so I emailed it to both of them and my parents.

Tee hee.

heh, glad to be of service........I think, hopefully they aren't crying into their pillows tonight because of it.... oOo:

Tripper 03-19-2005 08:50 PM

So what is this thread about again?


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