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Xorcist [USA] 11-17-2006 04:43 PM

Less talk, more twat plz. oOo:

Simo Häyhä 11-17-2006 08:54 PM

im going out with kelly tonight. I will let you know if i penetrated her

Doctor Duffy 11-17-2006 10:04 PM

Sure

SoLiDUS 11-17-2006 10:32 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":fe1a6][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":fe1a6]Good point, I'm hoping none of those girls above post on GF1 ed:[/quote:fe1a6]
ahahaha. long story about that man...


anyways

[img]http://myspace-466.vo.llnwd.net/01109/66/45/1109495466_l.jpg[/img]
shes real nice and i like her.[/quote:fe1a6]

Now THAT is a natural beauty. Well done...

SoLiDUS 11-17-2006 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
BITCHES GET BACK ONTOPIC, not about whiney fucking emotions, about BIRDS and SHAGGING.


Now for me they are not girls i would cheat on my girlfriend with ( angel: ), but local girls i could shag within a second of ringing them on the phone as they worship my penis tool

[img]http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3898/090909091lo2.jpg[/img][img]http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6219/090909092jh0.jpg[/img]

Are you gay or something? Fucking hit that shit!

EDIT: nevermind, I didn't read the girlfriend part...

Arch 11-17-2006 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I love tasting different vaginas, you might call me a vagina conisour. mmmm yummy.

ok I'm done

i'm with ya brotha, i wish i would've had the chance to taste oriental, but now it's too late hake:

How much pussy could you have eaten when you've been with the same girl for 3 years and you're barely out of your teens?

lost my virginity when i was 14. Started to go out with my girl when i was 17. 3 years is alot of time to get pussy. But that's just my little latino inside me speaking. Let's get back ontopic, btw simo good luck! beer:

Doctor Duffy 11-17-2006 11:35 PM

Jesus fucking christ, 14?? How big was your dick!?

Arch 11-17-2006 11:41 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a8365]Jesus fucking christ, 14?? How big was your dick!?[/quote:a8365]

why would you want to know? ghey. eek: stupid:

Chronic Diarrhea 11-18-2006 12:04 AM

I lost my virginity @ 14 as well. oOo: It's not a big deal.

Doctor Duffy 11-18-2006 12:14 AM

Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)

CoMaToSe 11-18-2006 08:29 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":9271c]Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)[/quote:9271c]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sure

Jakke 11-18-2006 08:43 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":43010]Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)[/quote:43010]µ


hah, you suck, i lost my virginity when i was 15

it's never too early to lose it rock:

Chronic Diarrhea 11-18-2006 09:36 AM

I knew a kid who lost his @ 11. oOo:

Jakke 11-18-2006 09:49 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":f14d9]I knew a kid who lost his @ 11. oOo:[/quote:f14d9]
now thats sick oOo:

Coleman 11-18-2006 09:50 AM

that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-18-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:


Simo Häyhä 11-18-2006 12:46 PM

i lost mine when i was 18 so dont feel so bad guys happy:

Arkan 11-18-2006 12:53 PM

I haven't lost mine yet. nag:

....the kids adopted.....lol

Sirus 11-18-2006 01:16 PM

it kind of felt like a bag of sand

Coleman 11-18-2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
it kind of felt like a bag of sand

But is it true "if you don't use it...you lose it?"

Doctor Duffy 11-18-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

Hahaha, yeah, I didnt start jacking off until 11.

Pyro 11-18-2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

Jauilbreak fucking owns.

Tripper 11-18-2006 05:10 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f7d67]
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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

Hahaha, yeah, I didnt start jacking off until 11.[/quote:f7d67]

So, what, like last year?

anti 11-18-2006 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

lol, yeah 14 seems a bit young to me.

Arch 11-18-2006 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
I haven't lost mine yet. nag:

....the kids adopted.....lol

biggrin: rofl, that sounds more like duffy, minus the kid part happy:

Eames 11-19-2006 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Coleman
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:

lol, yeah 14 seems a bit young to me.


imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-23-2006 02:46 PM

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/x1pi5lc1-zbMIQQDYCUNMl5i_c1EvQ_y-1.jpg[/img]

ho in blue

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1065973847_l.jpg[/img]

can just about see her azz through the bubbles rock: unfortuately shes moved to university in Canterbury now & has a bf sleeping:


[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/com.jpg[/img]

The russian ho, working on it but currently getting cock blocked by her girl mate, I tried to walk her home but her friend insisted on staying at hers too wtf?! eek: Maybe she wanted to join in?

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/gf.jpg[/img]
more pics from girl I'm in love with on first page kus these ones are prolly hotter (in blue)

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274700334_298696_8950.jpg[/img]
helo nurse

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/n274702648_300165_6482.jpg[/img]
BTW ROFL @ both you guys knowing the same girl, that is nuts!

Sirus 11-23-2006 03:22 PM

your nurse friend is gorgeous ed:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-23-2006 04:41 PM

aye shes the one im completely nuts about at the moment. First pic on first page is her & last 3 pics I posted above are also her. Problem is shes cute & she knows it. Currently far away at some uni somewhere cry: Managed to kiss her & get her number years ago but the damn bish didn't text back! cuss: cuss:

I think I like her kus she's also such a cocky character, I remember one time I was at the local bar alone & she came over & right up to me, real close... I didn't realise she was gana be there & was completely lost for words lol...

I shall marry hur!

Doctor Duffy 11-23-2006 04:42 PM

I'd actually just like to see more pics of you wrestling naked with fellow men

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-23-2006 04:46 PM

I'd be most obliged but I'm afraid my webcam is broken so only blurry phone photos are available.

Doctor Duffy 11-23-2006 04:57 PM

That would be splendid beer:

Himmler 11-24-2006 01:42 PM

I have been trying w/ the red head/brunette girl that I posted from my Halloween pics thread...finally did last night biggrin:

and fuck anyone he brings up the friend thing.

anti 11-24-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
I have been trying w/ the red head/brunette girl that I posted from my Halloween pics thread...finally did last night biggrin:

and fuck anyone he brings up the friend thing.

what friend thing? oh yeha, that you time you and your friend ate out some bitch. my god that is dirty

Pyro 11-24-2006 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Himmler
I have been trying w/ the red head/brunette girl that I posted from my Halloween pics thread...finally did last night biggrin:

and fuck anyone he brings up the friend thing.

what friend thing? oh yeha, that you time you and your friend ate out some bitch. my god that is dirty

is this shit true...thats fucking nasty.

Eames 11-24-2006 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Himmler
I have been trying w/ the red head/brunette girl that I posted from my Halloween pics thread...finally did last night biggrin:

and fuck anyone he brings up the friend thing.

what friend thing? oh yeha, that you time you and your friend ate out some bitch. my god that is dirty

is this shit true...thats fucking nasty.

meh, it could be worse.

Himmler 11-24-2006 03:45 PM

Who cares...the girl I was with last night I guarantee is 10x hotter than most girls anyone here has been with, except Arkan of course.

dr nein 11-24-2006 03:48 PM

You go, Himmler! Defend your epeen! rolleyes:

geRV 11-24-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Who cares...the girl I was with last night I guarantee is 10x hotter than most girls anyone here has been with, except Arkan of course.


Pics or shens will be declared.

anti 11-24-2006 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
Who cares...the girl I was with last night I guarantee is 10x hotter than most girls anyone here has been with, except Arkan of course.

making ridiculous claims to justify his manhood after a heavy blow.


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