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Simo Häyhä 04-23-2003 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Buckweed wants this really skinny bitch who wears too much makeup.
and you'll be watching from the sidelines wondering why girls dont find you attractive happy:

Pyro 04-23-2003 09:11 PM
she thinks hes creepy anyway.

Coleman 04-23-2003 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sclass12
had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?

Pyro 04-23-2003 09:48 PM
[quote="Garry Coleman":6ad68]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sclass12
had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:6ad68]

LMAO

Milla 04-23-2003 09:52 PM
I think his finger paintings sucked compared to thi other little boy she liked. So she dumped him.

Simo Häyhä 04-23-2003 10:59 PM
[quote="Garry Coleman":effcc]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sclass12
had one, but broke up. Now since im the smartass in school, I dont really care about having a girlfriend. She'll probably ask me to buy her stuff, which i dont wanna do. So, ill just tell them to fuck off. No one even wants me anyway, which is good
Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it?[/quote:effcc]
sclass has been
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/ownedshark2.jpg[/img]

cameltoe 04-23-2003 11:03 PM
nice pic and a nice insult, did better than i could ever, altho i think that would work nicely with winters as well

Bucknub 04-24-2003 01:26 AM
[quote:4cbe7]Maybe you just thought she had the kooties or something. Or you wanted to take the relationship to another level (holding hands and giving pats on the back) and it was waaaaaaaaaaay too fast for her. Is that why she broke up? Or was it that you were ahead of everyone in long division and she just couldn't keep up? Which one was it? [/quote:4cbe7]

ROFL!

Webb 04-24-2003 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
uhhhhh wait a minute i forgot......i do have a girlfriend.....yeahhhh.... she's right here...yeahhh

i will take some pic's

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/7e6syjs.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/6363636.jpg[/img]
You look like Joe.

Chronic Diarrhea 04-24-2003 06:40 AM
I don't think so, he looks like this guy I know from baseball games though. I think Joe needs to shave his head again, he looked 1337 with a buzzcut.

Bazooka_Joe 04-24-2003 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Webb
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1080jibber
uhhhhh wait a minute i forgot......i do have a girlfriend.....yeahhhh.... she's right here...yeahhh

i will take some pic's

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/7e6syjs.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/6363636.jpg[/img]
You look like Joe.
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joe-insult-nein.jpg[/img]

McCoy 03 04-24-2003 01:11 PM
Haha.

Pyro 04-24-2003 08:50 PM
Elisha Cuthbert is hot...

[img]http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg[/img]

Milla 04-24-2003 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Elisha Cuthbert is hot...

[img]http://elisha.primenova.com/jan/elisha042.jpg[/img]
Indeed my friend.

Bazooka_Joe 04-24-2003 09:11 PM
Isn't that the same chick that Jibber is licking?


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