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guarnere 07-31-2004 04:04 PM

Just break your cock. Snap that shit in half, that'll teach it.

elstatec 07-31-2004 04:07 PM

dave you make me sex pee in my pants.

Maplegyver 07-31-2004 08:01 PM

my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


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fujimi7su 07-31-2004 09:23 PM

[quote="Mr. maple":9c2d4]my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


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that sir, is a penis, with a long "protrusion" off the left side of the head

a 90degree cock would look like this...

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Conscript 07-31-2004 10:01 PM

You can only pee around corners that are to your right.

HeadUp 07-31-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
Just break your cock. Snap that shit in half, that'll teach it.


[quote=fujimi7su]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr. maple":6c90e
my cock is on a 90 degree angle. therefore, i can pee around corners


ex:


< ======D
||
||
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that sir, is a penis, with a long "protrusion" off the left side of the head

a 90degree cock would look like this...

c=======B
l l
l l
l l
V[/quote:6c90e]

rofl

MotoxXx 08-01-2004 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conscript
You can only pee around corners that are to your right.

Unless he does a handstand, then he could piss around a left-hand corner.. happy:

Eight Ace 08-01-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotoxXx
Quote:

Originally Posted by Conscript
You can only pee around corners that are to your right.

Unless he does a handstand, then he could piss around a left-hand corner.. happy:

Lateral thinking...it's one of the things that makes aa.com great. cool:

Colonel 08-01-2004 08:18 AM

Get really old Buckweed and you'll never have that problem. It worked for me.



Dagnabit.


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