But do the answers make any logical sense or are they the same sub-standard bullshit answers like "God works in mysterious ways."?

Lots of them are logical.

Read some CS Lewis like "The Case for Christianity" or "Mere Christianity" He was a staunch atheist but used logic to reason that there must be a God. Check it out, some of your questions will be answered.

lol. Thats just a slightly newer interpretation of taoism spurred on by the movies. Still, in my book, taoism>all religions(not meaning to offend anyone). It doesn't require blind faith, and is the easiest to back up/prove. And it makes sense.