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Miscguy 11-25-2006 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
We cant see because you have yet to post pictures of your score.

Check the last page.

Ah that chick... Meh, shes a bit meaty for my taste.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-25-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
I hung out with a bunch of people ive never hung out with yesterday night...onc ei learn to put my cell phone pics on the computer ill post some pics...

chicks need to stop having boyfriends...im starting to think playing homewrecker is the best option in life.

I completely agree, I used to like a girl for ages & sorta had a chance with her but some bastrd got there before me, the poor fool is now in love with him & wants to get married, she's like 21, save that bs for 28! rolleyes:

Anyhoo one of the slags posted previously is now single, her bf dumped her a few months ago & I dated her once, but then she got back with him cuss: I'm wondering whether I should bother trying again...

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1309262817_l.jpg[/img] brunette

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/1470708924_l.jpg[/img] in blue

[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/johnhanlau.jpg[/img] far right


I'm pissed off! It's ages since I had any real luck with girls... I went out last night & there were guys everywhere... Can't wait to go & work in London!

Poseidon 11-25-2006 06:01 PM

^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


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Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

anti 11-25-2006 06:04 PM

god damn man, wow. she looks like a really cool ass girl.

Doctor Duffy 11-25-2006 06:09 PM

Hot damn that's a fine piece of pussy jumbajumbalayaaaaaaaaaaaa

Himmler 11-25-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Poseidon
^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


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Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

He makes attacks against me, I'll do the same to him. I don't give a shit.

BlackJackal 11-25-2006 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


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Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

He makes attacks against me, I'll do the same to him. I don't give a shit.

Great idea oOo:


ps: stfu

Doctor Duffy 11-25-2006 06:13 PM

Hot damn that's a fine piece of pussy

Poseidon 11-25-2006 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


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Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

He makes attacks against me, I'll do the same to him. I don't give a shit.

Yeah but he's not slagging off your girlfriend!! I dont see people shouting shit about Nyck's wife and child, and everyone else that happens to get on the wrong side of someone. 1 thing I'm always aware of is, never interfere with a members family. Your a bigger retard than I thought if you disagree.

elstatec 11-25-2006 06:19 PM

to be honest himmler those girls in the photo you posted look like they should belong on tgirls.com.

or as we say in england,


absolute MINGERS

Simo Häyhä 11-25-2006 06:23 PM

lol himmler fails

mr.miyagi 11-25-2006 07:23 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":0da48]himmler fails.[/quote:0da48]

Tripper 11-25-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

He makes attacks against me, I'll do the same to him. I don't give a shit.

I attacked you for being a COMPLETE FUCKING ANUS. If you can't see how fucking insanely arrogant you are then godamn your life is really gonna suck. You're the guy that EVERYONE talks about behind his back. I know a handful of guys who are exactly like you - and that's why I always give you shit.....Because that's what you are, a daddy-dick sucking piece of anal cavity lint. Do people snicker when you enter a room? Its because they've just been bitching about how much of an arrogant cunt you are. Its one thing to brag about the pussy you get - but its a whole other ball game when you're bragging about how much BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE the pussy you get is. Thats crossing a million guy-code lines.

Attacking my girlfriend is pretty fucked up - and from now on whenever you post anywhere in a thread I'm going to be as fucking annoying as possible, I'm going to tell you how shit you are in every post you ever make. 92bengals and gf1. I couldnt give a fuck about you or your ugly fucking BUTT CHIN (ROFLMFAO) or that fucking hare krishna jewface slag you run with. (You totally deserved that you fucking cuntsquire). My girl isn't the most photogenic but enough guys hit on her to make me sure I'm with an attractive girl. I don't really see the brendan fraser at all...Not even in that pic....Your girl looks like fucking Nosferatu you poor motherfucker. lmfffffffffffffffffffffao. Does it feel like shes stealing your soul when she touches your junk? rofl. I bet all your buddies were like "oh shitttt" when they saw you finally scored with Willem DaFoe.

Dude. This is rich for one guy to say to another - but you are probably one of the weirdest looking faggots I've ever seen. lol. What an ugly son of a bitch, and if your fucking sugardaddy who you HAVE to be blowing like a fucking kazoo, is hooking you up left right and centre with alienware computers and G35s, then OF COURSE SOME HOLLOW BITCH is gonna show an interest. You have moneydick, thats all dude. I've seen your pic. You're as ugly as SIN. God probably shat a fucking niagra brick when he realised how bad he fucked up on your spiked hair having chinmo mcfake-tan faggotass.
Did you step out of 1995? No one has hair like that anymore dude. You're not ross gellar. rofl.

Oh, and Proteus - What's it like being a virgin? I can't even imagine how pathetic you must feel. You can't even get your dick up in a fucking snatch. Wow thats pathetic....but I guess when you look like droopy its going to work against you. lmao.

Maybe one day a girl will think you're cute and you can slip her roofies and pray her heartbeat doesn't slow down too much so you can rape her. You sick fucking faggot. EW. YOU'RE GONNA BE A RAPIST DUDE. rofllllllllllllllll
Nice pic, by the way....What did that dudes dick taste like? Your own shit? Yup. Gayer than gay. And a chubby little fag too. Rollie-pollie virgin.
I'm serious as shit when I say I'd rather look like coma, than you. FUCKING SERIOUS.

THANKS GUYS YOUVE BEEN GREAT beer:

Snuff 11-25-2006 09:05 PM

ed: Holy fucking flame batman!

Blase 11-25-2006 09:10 PM

This thread has achieved critical lol.

strvs 11-25-2006 09:12 PM

BURN TO END ALL BURNS ROFLMFAO

Himmler 11-25-2006 09:39 PM

lol, you're good tripper, you really are. but like i said about 10 times already...........do i care? nooooooooooooooo. how often do i even post here anymore or 92b? once, twice a week? annoy me, rip any insults you can on me, i dooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare. go have some fun with george over there.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-25-2006 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
nooooooooooooooo. how often do i even post here anymore or 92b? once, twice a week? .

14 times this week, 7 the week before, 6 the week before that week. your making a comeback

Tripper 11-25-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
lol, you're good tripper, you really are. but like i said about 10 times already...........do i care? nooooooooooooooo. how often do i even post here anymore or 92b? once, twice a week? annoy me, rip any insults you can on me, i dooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare. go have some fun with george over there.

You do care. You cared enough to make all those passionate posts in this thread, and when you cry like a whiney bitch about people talking about your dad buying you stuff. lol.

Its not as if its extra work for me....All it involves is removing duffy/coma/pyros name and putting yours instead. You'll fit right in. rofl.

Tell Nosferatu I have a great cure for elephantitus of the nose.

Tripper 11-25-2006 09:56 PM

Oh, and who is george? My girl don't actually look like that, we both know its your attempt at trying to get on my nerves....and the difference here is that your girl actually does look like a cross between Snoop Dogg and Jerry Seinfeld.

Himmler 11-25-2006 10:56 PM

You want me to prove I don't care? I am done with you. You don't exist.

Arch 11-25-2006 10:58 PM

internet drama, hooray! dance:

Merlin122 11-25-2006 11:01 PM

how 'bout some ladays?

[img]http://myspace-878.vo.llnwd.net/00462/87/89/462269878_m.jpg[/img]

one of me friends who has a thing for men over fourty.

[img]http://myspace-323.vo.llnwd.net/01244/32/31/1244921323_l.jpg[/img]

miss emily.

I have a thing for huge eyes

Arkan 11-25-2006 11:08 PM

Do i have to loct this shit? I'm trying not to.

Someone bring this fucker back on topic

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-25-2006 11:12 PM

[img]http://myspace-323.vo.llnwd.net/01244/32/31/1244921323_l.jpg[/img]

PINK OI!!!!! ^^

Unknown_Sniper 11-25-2006 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
[img]http://myspace-323.vo.llnwd.net/01244/32/31/1244921323_l.jpg[/img]

miss emily.

I have a thing for huge eyes

as do I. rock:

anti 11-26-2006 03:24 AM

trip that post will forever stay in my heart, when of the best i've seen on this forum.

Proteus 11-26-2006 07:21 AM

[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9681/kate1at8.jpg[/img]

/\ My hoe. Been going out for 6 months on thanksgiving.

Nyck 11-26-2006 07:43 AM

lol, wonder if she would appreciate being called "My Hoe"

strvs 11-26-2006 08:07 AM

proteus, the droopy masogonist

Mr.Buttocks 11-26-2006 10:24 AM

R.Kelly would piss on this thread.

Tripper 11-26-2006 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9681/kate1at8.jpg[/img]

/\ My hoe. Been going out for 6 months on thanksgiving.

Wait.

Wait one second here.

rofl.

MY girl looks like an ape? Dude, you're dating weird al yankovich.

Eames 11-26-2006 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Poseidon
^ Very cute, just as long as you let me come down south and introduce me to the blonde haired one?? biggrin:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Now you're bashing for me saying I did it again and calling Tripper's girl ugly. Excuse for me actually liking hot girls and not some that look like George of the Jungle.

Thats bang out of order. What the fuck has Trip's gf done to you? bashing trip is one thing but her gf? Trip has been going out with her for sometime and doesnt see her for sex. Yes boning a hot chick is one thing, but for a relationship you got to have the personality to go with it. Besides, trips bird is pretty cute, how the fuck can you say she's ugly?

One day you'll learn that looks and 1 night stands isnt everything.

He makes attacks against me, I'll do the same to him. I don't give a shit.

I attacked you for being a COMPLETE FUCKING ANUS. If you can't see how fucking insanely arrogant you are then godamn your life is really gonna suck. You're the guy that EVERYONE talks about behind his back. I know a handful of guys who are exactly like you - and that's why I always give you shit.....Because that's what you are, a daddy-dick sucking piece of anal cavity lint. Do people snicker when you enter a room? Its because they've just been bitching about how much of an arrogant cunt you are. Its one thing to brag about the pussy you get - but its a whole other ball game when you're bragging about how much BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE the pussy you get is. Thats crossing a million guy-code lines.

Attacking my girlfriend is pretty fucked up - and from now on whenever you post anywhere in a thread I'm going to be as fucking annoying as possible, I'm going to tell you how shit you are in every post you ever make. 92bengals and gf1. I couldnt give a fuck about you or your ugly fucking BUTT CHIN (ROFLMFAO) or that fucking hare krishna jewface slag you run with. (You totally deserved that you fucking cuntsquire). My girl isn't the most photogenic but enough guys hit on her to make me sure I'm with an attractive girl. I don't really see the brendan fraser at all...Not even in that pic....Your girl looks like fucking Nosferatu you poor motherfucker. lmfffffffffffffffffffffao. Does it feel like shes stealing your soul when she touches your junk? rofl. I bet all your buddies were like "oh shitttt" when they saw you finally scored with Willem DaFoe.

Dude. This is rich for one guy to say to another - but you are probably one of the weirdest looking faggots I've ever seen. lol. What an ugly son of a bitch, and if your fucking sugardaddy who you HAVE to be blowing like a fucking kazoo, is hooking you up left right and centre with alienware computers and G35s, then OF COURSE SOME HOLLOW BITCH is gonna show an interest. You have moneydick, thats all dude. I've seen your pic. You're as ugly as SIN. God probably shat a fucking niagra brick when he realised how bad he fucked up on your spiked hair having chinmo mcfake-tan faggotass.
Did you step out of 1995? No one has hair like that anymore dude. You're not ross gellar. rofl.

Oh, and Proteus - What's it like being a virgin? I can't even imagine how pathetic you must feel. You can't even get your dick up in a fucking snatch. Wow thats pathetic....but I guess when you look like droopy its going to work against you. lmao.

Maybe one day a girl will think you're cute and you can slip her roofies and pray her heartbeat doesn't slow down too much so you can rape her. You sick fucking faggot. EW. YOU'RE GONNA BE A RAPIST DUDE. rofllllllllllllllll
Nice pic, by the way....What did that dudes dick taste like? Your own shit? Yup. Gayer than gay. And a chubby little fag too. Rollie-pollie virgin.
I'm serious as shit when I say I'd rather look like coma, than you. FUCKING SERIOUS.

THANKS GUYS YOUVE BEEN GREAT beer:

trippa winz teh intanet

Pyro 11-26-2006 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
lol, you're good tripper, you really are. but like i said about 10 times already...........do i care? nooooooooooooooo. how often do i even post here anymore or 92b? once, twice a week? annoy me, rip any insults you can on me, i dooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare. go have some fun with george over there.

You do care. You cared enough to make all those passionate posts in this thread, and when you cry like a whiney bitch about people talking about your dad buying you stuff. lol.

Its not as if its extra work for me....All it involves is removing duffy/coma/pyros name and putting yours instead. You'll fit right in. rofl.

Tell Nosferatu I have a great cure for elephantitus of the nose.

The guy in bolded text is one sexy guy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 11-26-2006 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Himmler
lol, you're good tripper, you really are. but like i said about 10 times already...........do i care? nooooooooooooooo. how often do i even post here anymore or 92b? once, twice a week? annoy me, rip any insults you can on me, i dooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare. go have some fun with george over there.

You do care. You cared enough to make all those passionate posts in this thread, and when you cry like a whiney bitch about people talking about your dad buying you stuff. lol.

Its not as if its extra work for me....All it involves is removing duffy/coma/pyro (excluding blitz) name and putting yours instead. You'll fit right in. rofl.

Tell Nosferatu I have a great cure for elephantitus of the nose.

The guy in bolded text is one sexy guy.

i agree

Scalping Chief 11-26-2006 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Proteus
[img]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9681/kate1at8.jpg[/img]

/\ My hoe. Been going out for 6 months on thanksgiving.

Wait.

Wait one second here.

rofl.

MY girl looks like an ape? Dude, you're dating weird al yankovich.

Holy shit I just have to say that was pure gold.

Continue.

Doctor Duffy 11-26-2006 08:19 PM

I go the to the party, I hip a hop the spot, I don't know what it is but all the girls get hot

CoMaToSe 11-26-2006 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
[img]http://myspace-323.vo.llnwd.net/01244/32/31/1244921323_l.jpg[/img]

miss emily.

I have a thing for huge eyes

Nice pose biggrin: Shes a cutie. Seriously, who the fuck does anyone here think they are with an unprovoked attack on any guy's girl here? That shit is NOT TOLERABLE

Doctor Duffy 11-26-2006 09:21 PM

THAT SHIT IS NOT TOLERABLE!

Arkan 11-26-2006 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Nice pose biggrin: Shes a cutie. Seriously, who the fuck does anyone here think they are with an unprovoked attack on any guy's girl here? That shit is NOT TOLERABLE

No one seemed to have a problem with Nycks wife getting ragged on. I thought it was out of line then, and i still think it's out of line now.
No one here is in a position to rag on anyones spouse/girl/lover/or whatever.

I'd like to delete half this thread but fuck it, i'm not gonna bother. Some of you fellas need to grow up and have a lil respect for others. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't bother saying anything at all.....makes you look like an asshole.


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