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Pyro 11-24-2004 09:34 AM

who the fuck likes any san fran teams?

Akuma 11-24-2004 01:10 PM

Is that...... god?

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Hawke 11-24-2004 02:16 PM

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wow dude your so cool...I edited it from the picture you dumb fuck so i put something

you could have come up with something better than that.

I'm sure looking like you do, you beat meat more than a butcher.

hmmm...thats quite good for a 13 year old....well done...

Like that one topic said "Fact topic" 98 percent of the people masturbate sleeping:

Yes but they don't all masturbate 95% of the day, like yourself.

Akuma 11-24-2004 02:30 PM

I do.

Hawke 11-24-2004 02:38 PM

When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

Swill 11-24-2004 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

Of course we do it while we are doing all those, what else makes our penis` big...try it and maybe you`ll get to our size rock:

Akuma 11-24-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

I sleep all day, masturbate in the shower, masturbate while shaving, and eat while masturbating. Then masturbate all night. I also masturbate at work. And when I'm fucking my girl friend in the ass and putting fish hooks through her clit.














eek: rock:

Swill 11-24-2004 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
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When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

And when I'm fucking my girl friend in the ass and putting fish hooks through her clit.






eek: rock:

lmfao rock:

+1

Hawke 11-24-2004 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Swill1496
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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

Of course we do it while we are doing all those, what else makes our penis` big...try it and maybe you`ll get to our size rock:

you mean all 2 inches?

Swill 11-24-2004 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke
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Originally Posted by Swill1496
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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

Of course we do it while we are doing all those, what else makes our penis` big...try it and maybe you`ll get to our size rock:

you mean all 2 inches?

sleeping:

Maplegyver 11-24-2004 04:08 PM

hawke you are fucking stupid.

swill>hawkfag

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-24-2004 07:57 PM

i know a girl with her booby pieced

Hawke 11-24-2004 08:07 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":ba8d3]i know a girl with her booby pieced[/quote:ba8d3]
me to, Swill.

Akuma 11-25-2004 09:50 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2ff06]i know a girl with her booby pieced[/quote:2ff06]
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Hybrid 11-25-2004 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

I sleep all day, masturbate in the shower, masturbate while shaving, and eat while masturbating. Then masturbate all night. I also masturbate at work. And when I'm fucking my girl friend in the ass and putting fish hooks through her clit.














eek: rock:

What ever you do, don't get your dick hand mixed up with the razor hand..........I mean unless your into that self mutilation shit.

Akuma 11-25-2004 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Hawke
When do you sleepshit,shower,shave and eat? Or do you spank it while doing those also?

I sleep all day, masturbate in the shower, masturbate while shaving, and eat while masturbating. Then masturbate all night. I also masturbate at work. And when I'm fucking my girl friend in the ass and putting fish hooks through her clit.














eek: rock:

What ever you do, don't get your dick hand mixed up with the razor hand..........I mean unless your into that self mutilation shit.

Same hand. I prefer hot wax and sharpened nails rather than cutting when it comes to my cock.

The Milkman 11-25-2004 07:58 PM

[quote=Hawke]
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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":2dcd5
i know a girl with her booby pieced

me to, Swill.[/quote:2dcd5]


-1

I will also give you -1 for a while with the new posts you make.

Zoner 11-26-2004 06:34 AM

Post pics and stop yappin', girls. rolleyes:

Jotun 11-26-2004 11:24 AM

sleeping: sleeping:

bukdez 11-26-2004 11:36 AM

look, i fucked-up my arm...
[img]http://www3.sympatico.ca/ianw/index.html/Admin/TheArm.JPG[/img]...

this happened like two weeks ago, I fell down some concrete stairs, I am ok now... it was a bad scene... I was gonna post a series of pics but Hybrid has the Day 1 pics, so i dunno... this is like Day 2 or 3, I can't remember, it changes colours alot...

Merlin122 11-26-2004 11:37 AM

bukdez mood bruise

Zoner 11-26-2004 11:37 AM

Wow. ed:

That must be tender as a motherfucker, man!

bukdez 11-26-2004 11:41 AM

it's pretty much gone now, except a small swollen area, and a scar from the scraped part...

Zoner 11-26-2004 11:42 AM

Guinness Hat and Republic of Newfoundland t-shirt pwn jo0:

[img]http://www.latelatecrew.net/zoner/ger-guinnesshat.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 11-26-2004 12:45 PM

I think your neck is bigger than my waist! ^

Zoner 11-26-2004 12:50 PM

Probably is.

I'm not exactly a waifish little thing.

Mr.Buttocks 11-26-2004 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Probably is.

I'm not exactly a waifish little thing.

True. I'd like to snuggle up to you on a cold, dark night.

Art Attack 11-26-2004 01:28 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":16e8d]
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Probably is.

I'm not exactly a waifish little thing.

True. I'd like to snuggle up to you on a cold, dark night.[/quote:16e8d]

^

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-27-2004 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Guinness Hat and Republic of Newfoundland t-shirt pwn jo0:

[img]http://www.latelatecrew.net/zoner/ger-guinnesshat.jpg[/img]

my mate has one of those hats rock:

Milla 11-27-2004 08:55 PM

Zoner, you look like Al Borlan...its fucking outstanding beer:

11-28-2004 05:53 PM

HL2 is so much fun

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/dm2003/gfreeman.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 11-28-2004 06:00 PM

You look just like that guy, the guy in......that game.....about the.....y'know.....the stuff. eek:

11-28-2004 06:04 PM

thats because I AM THE GMAN!

Mr.Buttocks 11-28-2004 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
thats because I AM THE GMAN!


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KTOG 11-28-2004 08:08 PM

Those bastards at the steam forums will be pissed that we have you.

11-28-2004 08:23 PM

meh, GF1.com > SteamPowered forums

elstatec 11-28-2004 08:37 PM

yo gman you need any weed? i knows a guy who knows a guy man.

strvs 11-28-2004 09:30 PM

Show your face acideyez

Zoner 11-29-2004 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Milla
Zoner, you look like Al Borlan...its fucking outstanding beer:

From Home Improvement?? I can see that, I guess. If I had a full beard I'd be a dead ringer...heh heh.

"I don't think so, Milla."

Bucknub 11-29-2004 07:08 AM

[img]http://img112.exs.cx/img112/5932/mememememe.jpg[/img]


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