OMG! I HAVE MISSED SO MUCH IN 3 DAYS!

SPOOGE is Back, Albow is BAck...AND YOU ARE HAVING THREESOMES!?!?

Invite ME! Milla, I will bring enough shovels for ALL!

what the fuckity fuck fuck, this thread is fucked up u muthahubbards, jus what i like to see in the offtopic u fak0rs

now don't let me catch u swearing again fuken d00ds
flamethrower:

now please settle down, im trying to remain calm as i type but the fact Pee wee herman is on my tv means i've cum several times during only the first sentence.
albow returns=offtopic back to what i call a proper fuk1n off-topic comegetsome:

Does Miyagi wish to join my clan of sexualspammers?

MmmMmmMMMmm?
He needs to work on his descriptions, but the pee wee herman bit was nicely done.

Vets only thread here, stfu n00b! biggrin:

bah our leader is back...I haven't been to the Metro Toronto Zoo in awhile

any cool animals come in?

...mr.miyagi, I notice a few suggestive "suck the lollypop" pics in your sig.
bet you've been stropping the mulligan someting fierce to those saucy snaps....lets see them err, blown up....eh? eek:

But Milla! I am a Semi-Vet......Class Of October....Do I not qualify? I plead you.

Mike says:
man thats the ugliest cat ever
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
it's a squirrel you dork

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAaa

-Milla says:
mike if u want to make a band
-Milla says:
name it pork sword
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
Pork-Meisters!
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
Weenie-Roasters!
-Mike says:
or the pig nosed fucks
-Mike says:
the pig-nosed fucks
-Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
the "Where the fuck is the g-spot"ers

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
miller ur sister is hot i saw her boobs
Milla says:
cool
Mike says:
linkage, miller
Milla says:
shes lik 10 but ok
Mike says:

Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
LOL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
bahahahaha mike


LOOK OUT FOR GEESE
And yeah, the Metro Zoo was cool because last time i went there the African Safari wasn't done yet

Milla says:
imagine long pubes
Milla says:
u can grab them ewwwww
Mike says:
blaaah
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mike did u see the girl with a head in her puss?
Mike says:
u sick fuckage noob!
Milla says:
guys listen to us, we are sick ppl
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
and?
Milla says:
i mean seriously we are sick


seriously this shit is so funny it deserves its own post

Mike says:
how can u streatch a pussy that much?
Milla says:
?
Milla says:
no diea
Milla says:
sex with an elephant?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
hey
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
they give birth to a whole baby you dumbass
Milla says:
OH DUMBO f00k ME HARD!
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
you can stretch a pussy a mile but the woman won't survive is all
Milla says:
im a sick person
Milla says:
get me a counciler
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
so u have to balance how much fun it would be to stretch a pussy 1 mile long with how long you want the girl you chained up in your basement to live
Milla says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mmmmmmmm
Mike says:
does the pussy really streatch that far after birth?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
i can still smell heather's puss on my fingers
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mmmm......tuna.......

Your friendly neighborhood vets are using MSN instant messanger, IM me at lax71285@hotmail.com and we will get a chat with albow and mike, if you dare.....MUAHAHAHHAHA!!! evil: (or IM albow at albowca001@hotmail.com)

Milla says:
GROSS!
Milla says:
tuna smells like shit
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
ROFL
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
smells kinda like tuna
Mike says:
but it tastes fuckn awsome
Milla says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
kinda like...dunno...pencil shavings
Milla says:
ahh i just farted something wicked
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
mine's tastes AWFUL
Milla says:
jesus christ, this can choke a maggot
Mike says:
lol
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
man ur ass HAS maggots
Milla says:
no shit man
Milla says:
all over

Milla says:
scream when u shit?
Milla says:
u do that
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
u have sex with hasidic jews?
Mike says:
not scream
Milla says:
u hold on to the hand towel holder and screme?
Albow loves the Blue Monkey ! What a cute li'l pug! says:
christ would you shut up about ur shit man
Milla says:
im asking mike!
Milla says:
stfu n00b shitter
Mike says:
no.. something soft like a towel
Milla says:
LOL!
Milla says:
u bite it to?
Mike says:
no


Christ save me...