wonderful guy and he'd love

to give you a BJ

to suck a big fat

banana flavored popsicle, the best

anus i ever tasted. Boy,

George is my favorite flaming

african american, i hear he

Can shoot his jizz really

far into fun shapes like

aids infested crusty sexual juices

and the 3 sided confucious

will be my biaaaaaaatch, werd

up son. my eyeball is

falling out into an oriface

that i didnt know existed

until you got hiv, then

i shot the person that

could have saved my life

from that barbarian with uzi's

and bofar cannon fire along

with three nades, a sword,

a dildo, and a kantana

and an iron hammer of justice, which I slammed into a

that is above 5 words!

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":000d8]and an iron hammer of justice, which I slammed into a[/quote:000d8]

5 words ...idiot annoy:

that i use to brutally

decimate Duffys dick and balls

for breaking the five word

story, werd up yall, peace

and happiness came over the

Peace: The final frontier. After years of fighting over critical oil supplies, the United States of Canada has finally distruped oil carriers, the main threat of the world.
"Wait!" Major Grillo said as he rushed after the speeding aircraft, slowly lifting up into the air. "Damn" Grillo cursed, as he snapped his fingers, and flung his arm towards the ground. "Get away from yah again, did he?" the lone mechanic, sitting on a wheel tire drenched in dried oil said. "Yeah, I'm the gunner."
"Morons! They cant leave without their gunner!" the mechanic replied, shock in his comment.
"Yeah, well it happens"
Grillo took a seat by the mechanic, staring off down the dusty run-way, covered with the red sand aged from years ago.
"Whens this damn war gonna end?" the mechanic said, to break the silence.
"Soon as we kill 'em all"
"Well, if theres an easy way, we might as well take it"
Grillo, confused at the mechanics comment, sat up, stretched his legs, and said to the mechanic "Gonna go get some coffee"
"Yeah, bring me a cup, will yah?"
"Um...sure." Grillo replied, mad at the bearing he had on his back.
He stepped into the office. General Allahallahhaustafaush sat there, thumbing one of his biggest medals, which resembled a left nut sack.
"Just getting coffee.." Grillo muttered.
Allahallahhaustafaush replied "My pilots say you're a terrible gunner"
Grillo reddened, and did not reply. He had never once gunned down the enemy, and many of the pilots considered him to be a bad luck charm.
"Well, I try my best"
"Come here" the General spoke
"Yes..sir?" Grillo said, wondering what the next words out of the Generals mouth were going to be.
"Unzip your pants"
"Wha...what?"
"Unzip 'em. Im going to do an inspection"
"Thats..what're you thinkign"
"UNZIP THEM!"
Grillo, in fright, unzipped his pants, and

That post exceeds five words.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":bca64]in fright, unzipped his pants,[/quote:bca64]
and fucked Duffy to death

. Duffy is a fucking moron.

he is trying to sink

the hole in one with

an open faced club sandwegde

which he bought from the

badscripts pawnshop which is empty

i love duffy forver, nigs