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Judas 05-17-2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
LOL goddamn trip is hot..


and Jolie ain't that bad either.....(that pic of her is hot as fuk)

she makes me wanna vomit.

who the hell is the bald headed ho?
[img]http://img7.echo.cx/img7/9858/41148387castafp9sc.jpg[/img]



[quote:fe779]Chorus:

Bald Head Hoes

Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D

I see some bald headed hoes

Bald Head Hoes

Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D

I see some bald headed hoes[/quote:fe779]

Nyck 05-17-2005 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
LOL goddamn trip is hot..


and Jolie ain't that bad either.....(that pic of her is hot as fuk)

she makes me wanna vomit.

who the hell is the bald headed ho?
[img]http://img7.echo.cx/img7/9858/41148387castafp9sc.jpg[/img]

Your fucked dude!

I would drink her bathe water. You know shes freaky as fuck in bed puking on your cock and taking hot facial laminations.

ps bald chick is natalie portman nub.

Judas 05-17-2005 11:12 PM

eh, shes not bad looking its just those freak show lips that really gross me out ... the just look wrong.

Nyck 05-17-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
eh, shes not bad looking its just those freak show lips that really gross me out ... the just look wrong.

man those are GRADE A DSL's...slurp the meat right off your bone.

Himmler 05-17-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
eh, shes not bad looking its just those freak show lips that really gross me out ... the just look wrong.

man those are GRADE A DSL's...slurp the meat right off your bone.

imwithstupid:

negative 05-18-2005 11:31 AM

[img]http://img265.echo.cx/img265/1165/lindsayskinny1gl.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2005 11:33 AM

eek:

Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
and Jolie ain't that bad either.....(that pic of her is hot as fuk)

she makes me wanna vomit.

who the hell is the bald headed ho?
[img]http://img7.echo.cx/img7/9858/41148387castafp9sc.jpg[/img]


Judas. annoy:

elstatec 05-18-2005 12:49 PM

[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41151000/jpg/_41151843_chewie_300.jpg[/img]

Zoner 05-18-2005 12:51 PM

^ HAW HAW HAW!

Awfully bare hands for a wookiee. Must be a chronic masturbator.

Pyro 05-18-2005 01:55 PM

I agree with Judas...I don't see what all the fuss about Angelina Jolie is...maybe if her only job was sucking you off.

CoMaToSe 05-18-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by negative
[img]http://img265.echo.cx/img265/1165/lindsayskinny1gl.jpg[/img]

thats HAWT oOo: eek:

Bucknub 05-18-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by negative
[img]http://img265.echo.cx/img265/1165/lindsayskinny1gl.jpg[/img]

bahahahaa

Nyck 05-18-2005 03:03 PM

[img]http://content.collegehumor.com/img/0/000.w492.jpg[/img]

ohhh yeaaa.....god eat a fucking steak you skanks

Sgt>Stackem 05-18-2005 03:06 PM

crazy thing is that those women think they are fat

Scooter Pie 05-18-2005 04:58 PM

God damn it I thought we agreed; NO POSTING SKELETONS!!! eek:

Judas 05-18-2005 05:54 PM

theres actually pron featuring those types of women

Akuma 05-18-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I agree with Judas...I don't see what all the fuss about Angelina Jolie is...maybe if her only job was sucking you off.

Cause she's got perfect tits and she's freaky as hell...

Scooter Pie 05-18-2005 06:13 PM

I second that motion. If I wanted to have lips that big around my dick I'd put it in a hippo's mouth. oOo:

Himmler 05-18-2005 07:24 PM

there are two women in this world that i would pick if could have anyone. they are:

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Angelina Jolie

Not in that order, id take whichever happy:

Scooter Pie 05-18-2005 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
there are two women in this world that i would pick if could have anyone. they are:

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Angelina Jolie

Not in that order, id take whichever happy:

That in my humble opion is ABSURD. Personally I would pick Jennifer Garner and either Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, or Lindsay Lohan. beer:

Jin-Roh 05-18-2005 10:25 PM

Lindsey Lohan is uglier than tripper with cock in his mouth

Scooter Pie 05-18-2005 10:30 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":946ff]Lindsey Lohan is uglier than tripper with cock in his mouth[/quote:946ff]

And you're obviously as queer as a $3 bill. plzdie:

Nyck 05-18-2005 10:31 PM

[quote="Scooter Pie":5b6b7][quote="Jin-Roh":5b6b7]Lindsey Lohan is uglier than tripper with cock in his mouth[/quote:5b6b7]

And you're obviously as queer as a $3 bill. plzdie:[/quote:5b6b7]

Lindsey is looking fucking gross lately...she needs to go back to her old self.

Plus wtf is with all these fucking whores smoking now. gross annoy:

Scooter Pie 05-18-2005 10:39 PM

http://www.geocities.com/nomanleft/linseylohan

If that's not hot I'm sorry but I don't know what is. However I couldn't agree more about the smoking thing (I didn't know she smokes). She could smoke on me all she wants biggrin:

Bucknub 05-18-2005 10:56 PM

I like the skeleton version better

Nyck 05-18-2005 11:02 PM

Nothing like being able to see your cock through her skin as you slide it in her

Scooter Pie 05-19-2005 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Nothing like being able to see your cock through her skin as you slide it in her

Since when is Lindsay Lohan anerexic?!?

Mr.Buttocks 05-19-2005 07:24 AM

[quote="Scooter Pie":68a31]

Since when is Lindsay Lohan anerexic?!?[/quote:68a31]


I wouldn't go as far as saying she's "anorexic", but she's lost a good bit of weight that's for sure.

[img]http://img287.echo.cx/img287/322/lindsayfully2dd.jpg[/img]

Machette 05-19-2005 11:21 AM

Jesus fucking christ.... ed:

Judas 05-19-2005 12:19 PM

[img]http://www.addictions.org/crack.gif[/img]


i think shes looking better thin.

RodneyKing 05-19-2005 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
[img]http://www.addictions.org/crack.gif[/img]


i think shes looking better thin.

wtf...............

Akuma 05-19-2005 03:16 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5dfb0][quote="Scooter Pie":5dfb0]

Since when is Lindsay Lohan anerexic?!?[/quote:5dfb0]


I wouldn't go as far as saying she's "anorexic", but she's lost a good bit of weight that's for sure.[/quote:5dfb0]
All in her tits which were the only good things about her.

Crpl. Crunch 05-19-2005 05:43 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2fe00][quote="Scooter Pie":2fe00]

Since when is Lindsay Lohan anerexic?!?[/quote:2fe00]


I wouldn't go as far as saying she's "anorexic", but she's lost a good bit of weight that's for sure.

[img]http://img287.echo.cx/img287/322/lindsayfully2dd.jpg[/img][/quote:2fe00]

Hmm..apparently cocaine is low calorie and low carb.

Bucknub 05-20-2005 01:14 AM

Let's bring this thread back to life


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yum

Crpl. Crunch 05-20-2005 07:38 AM

[url:be04b]http://www.welcometorantville.com/images/toronto.jpg[/url:be04b]

Face could be better but the rest.. ed:

Crpl. Crunch 05-20-2005 07:42 AM

Just found this one..I need to watch Univision.

[img]http://www.welcometorantville.com/images/oct15%20_33_.jpg[/img]

Short Hand 05-20-2005 08:53 AM

[img]http://home.utm.utoronto.ca/~kathrynd/GENDER%20WEBSITE/IMAGES/80s%20-%20katie%20-%20anorexic15.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe 05-20-2005 09:54 AM

[quote="Crpl. Crunch":caaf1]Just found this one..I need to watch Univision.

[img]http://www.welcometorantville.com/images/oct15%20_33_.jpg[/img][/quote:caaf1]
LOL, look at florida!!!

lasagna 05-20-2005 10:53 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Crpl. Crunch":aaa2b
Just found this one..I need to watch Univision.

[img]http://www.welcometorantville.com/images/oct15%20_33_.jpg[/img]

LOL, look at florida!!![/quote:aaa2b]

wow, that hilarious you sack of shit


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