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TonyMontana 02-27-2004 08:43 PM

Good Ol' Dubya Joke
 
Got this in my e-mail just now

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

Jotun 02-27-2004 08:45 PM

ahahahahahaha, nice find.

Duke_of_Ray 02-27-2004 08:45 PM

uhhh lol oOo:

Paintballr 02-27-2004 08:51 PM

That was here in Charlotte, NC today haha :)

Eames 02-27-2004 09:06 PM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img]

Duke_of_Ray 02-27-2004 09:13 PM

[quote="Cpl. Eames":60c62][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img][/quote:60c62]

LOL!! biggrin: Thanks for the new background! Man that was great!

ninty 02-27-2004 09:14 PM

ROLF

Fireal 02-27-2004 10:48 PM

I am nedxicano btw.
My name on vc.net cool:

Unknown_Sniper 02-27-2004 11:04 PM

lol hmm not too bad.

Pyro 02-27-2004 11:07 PM

haha taimur sent that to me today.

TonyMontana 02-27-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
haha taimur sent that to me today.

yeah lol thats where i got it from

Pyro 02-27-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
haha taimur sent that to me today.

yeah lol thats where i got it from

Yes Taimur is muslim. Now Eames and Cobra will hate us for associating with the hated muslims.

Remember kids, they are all terrorists every last one of them.

Oh it's fun being eames or cobra for once.

oOo:

strvs 02-27-2004 11:16 PM

Lol nice one. steve said fuck, what a rebel.

BlackJackal 02-28-2004 12:54 PM

he got pulled to the principal's office by his ear for using such foul language to rinse his potty mouth out with soap.

Merlin122 02-28-2004 01:22 PM

[quote="Cpl. Eames":586ef][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/family-man-mexican.jpg[/img][/quote:586ef]

I made that.


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