posting in self narrative...
 

peter did it once on family guy, where he lived in narrative for a while...

anyway ill start

"as i sat on the computer trying to figure out how to start this amazing idea i had, my balls began to feel a peculiar itching sensation. i had been at work earlier at that day, and yet they were still quite sweaty. i smelled my hand to detect the intensity of the ballsweat. it smelled like fajitas..."

"After I read the initial post, I had an idea. I wondered if using under-arm deoderant would work for my balls. I sat for a few minutes pondering and pondering...and pondering. I then rushed to the bathroom and used 'Red Zone' on my ballsac. It felt like i just sat on a piece of ice...such a cool sensation. We will see if it works."

SS does not perticullarly like the idea of writing in third person in a thread he finds as stupid as this. but SS thought what the hell & gave it a shot.

static tried to try and know what third person is, but fails so just pretends

oOo:

OK, let's get this straight. 3rd person you use "They, He, She, It, etc" pronouns. 1st person uses "Me, I, We, etc" pronouns. This is only a narrative.

as i stood here, looking at the screen, i wondered what 2nd person was and how i could get there.

[quote="Garry Coleman":75ce1]OK, let's get this straight. 3rd person you use "They, He, She, It, etc" pronouns. 1st person uses "Me, I, We, etc" pronouns. This is only a narrative.[/quote:75ce1]

"I did not understand at the time of the reading, but I knew I was a cute man."

oOo:

"and as the days rolled by like oleander harvests, I realized that the previous statement was not only erroneous and fallous, but also resembled gary colemans burnt phallus."

I obviously knew that this thread was going to turn into a gay porno movie with aa.com characters so I sat back with a box of tissues in one hand & some baby lotion in the other & awaited the irresistible action.

oOo:

"You should have thought differently and looked it up. You now are wondering, why the hell is Coleman so God damn sexy? You don't need to wonder...just accept."





To get 2nd person, just use "you". It's not used that much in literature.

as i look at his post i realised the poor fool didnt know what sarcasm was

while i read this thread, i realise how homo it is