I got a swat today at school!
 

Man it was kind of crazy. In theater class some kids were working on a project and had an iron sitting on the floor, plugged in and everything. Well this lady was beating the crap out of me and in my effort to try and get out of the headlock I kicked over the iron. Well to say the least the teacher was pissed. We both had to go to the office. Since we were "horseplaying" we got the choice of one swat each or one day of I.S.S.. It was easy I picked the swat. Actually this story sucks, but atleast you read it.

wtf is a swat, i was expecting SWAT to come in and shoot stuff

A spanking. eek:

What the fuck Duke....Make sense you fruit.

lol wtf you're allowed to get hit by a teacher?

^really

duke. i know you said you had bad handwriting (because you wrote that letter looking like an 10 yr old), now you say you get spanked at school? LOL i think you really are like a 5th grader happy:

Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.

lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.

a sexy one though

Do you live in the 50s Duke? through some strange Pong dimension or is it a hillbilly school? I thought swatting was illegal these days.... spank: