Dudes...
 

When I got up, my balls started to hurt.

Now I wouldn't just tell this to anyone, but you fellas are my friends. sob

I pressed them and then they hurt more and then it went away,

I think i'm...sob dying, actually, no i'm probably not but it kinda hurt.

I think its from sitting down for 4 days. I probably shouldn't have gotten up, but oh well.

wow i'm sorry man, i feel your pain! well technically no (thank god) but achy breaky nuts are the worst!

You have cancer.

Thank you for sharing ed:

Just my luck.

I have a leg made our of a confederate flag where i would be persecuted in the states and hailed a hero in China and now i have nut cancer. Great.

...have you tried applying Mr.X's Knacker Laquer... oOo:

I have not. Where can one purchase such a product?

And what about a rub'n'tug?

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/tumor.jpg[/img]

I'll put a couple of bottles in the post....
I'll simply use the same postal address that I've been sending those dollars to....

...also nevermind the rub'n'tugs for now, you've got to nip this nut thing in the bud first..... eek:

Excellent.

Thanks for the advice Doc.

You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.

err...I think i'll try the laquer first...and if that doesn't work... oOo:

Didn't mama ever tell you to use a condom? he's probably still a virgin.

[quote="Low spark":bd8df]You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.[/quote:bd8df]

...hmm...this advice would appear dubious... at best! ....... eek:

He washes his hand first, shouldn't be a problem.

[quote="Mr.X":e2a61][quote="Low spark":e2a61]You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.[/quote:e2a61]

...hmm...this advice would appear dubious... at best! ....... eek:[/quote:e2a61]
Hey.... his policy if he can't fix him he'll get you a job with the Vienna Boy's Chior.

That policy is patently unsound!

I suspect a stir-fry of "Ninty9s Nuts with Noodle" to be the underlying motivation of this charlatan! oOo:

so you actually do have balls...shocking.

I've been through that before, Ninty....I'm afraid you are suffering from shaft-over-use-syndrome. You must have been having to much fun with pr0n...Now your sacks are fighting back, you have worn them out. They are over rubbed.....Give them a rest for a while, buddy. You'll be fine, as long as your dick doesn't fall off....(Symptom of said syndrome) hake:

[quote="Mr.X":08958]That policy is patently unsound!

I suspect a stir-fry of "Ninty9s Nuts with Noodle" to be the underlying motivation of this charlatan! oOo:[/quote:08958]

I take you had his "Dustin96 Balls & Bangalore Buffet" ,it's all you can eat .

My nuts have been really itchy for the past two weeks? Anybody can relate.

Thanks for the support.

I love you man.

[quote="Bean 2":cee94]My nuts have been really itchy for the past two weeks? Anybody can relate.[/quote:cee94]

I know a resturant that look for some crab legs. Maybe I can hook you up with them.

[quote:adb4c]Thanks for the support.

I love you man. [/quote:adb4c]

No problem, Brother.

This is a harsh web we live in....Gotta look out for each other.

Peace out.

good call bleuachdu

yup...you could say that.

grammar is atrocious...maybe it's a tumor...not maybe its a tumor

ONe time i went to take a dump and i forgot that the toilet seat was down and i sat on my balls....that hurt like a BITCH.

Cool. hake:

you should really rethink what you're doing. Sneaking out of the house about 3am every night to see your wild forest mistress isn't all too healthy for the ol' pecker. I bet that six hour session with the maple tree wouldn't have had your groin screaming for more syrup sex either.

4real, about 3 months ago i had f**kin sore balls for a few days coz i had been sitting down for hours and hours, it was very fuckin painful, like cramp that i couldn't do anything about. not a laughing matter. I hope you're feeling better soon.

I do recommend Mr.X's range of genital products though, very tasty

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I got kicked in the knackers with a wingtip shoe onc, i didn't get up for an hour, now I'm gonna give you all a little tip: DON'T PUT THE VIBE ON ANOTHER GIRL WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. man, i was wasted.

Innoxx, wtf is up with this?

He doesn't want anyone else to know that he is a Skimpy Stoner, Junkie.

you might have to look at youre nuts in a glass jar on top of youre fireplace biggrin:

...Vance, just on that... did you dump anyway..?...like, out of shock...
and end up besmirching your entire pain-ridden undercarriage..?!

...look, I'm sorry....it's none of my business...erm, obviously.......

...walks away...breaks into trot....runs into night....mind, a blank...... oOo:

[quote="Mr.X":c1242]...Vance, just on that... did you dump anyway..?...like, out of shock...
and end up besmirching your entire pain-ridden undercarriage..?!

...look, I'm sorry....it's none of my business...erm, obviously.......

...walks away...breaks into trot....runs into night....mind, a blank...... oOo: [/quote:c1242]
LMFARO! that has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.