A first for me.....
 

I am not trying to sound arrogant, or cocky here, but for the first time in my life, a girl blew me off on a date. ed: At first I was cool with it, supposedly her friend got fired today and needed someone to talk to, thus she had to cancel the date. But the more I think about it, the more peeved I get. How dare she? mad:

I guess that is what I get for trying to go out with an intelligent, goal oriented, confident woman. Blah, back to the weak-minded ones for me. evil:

dude omg im speachless, girls are sluts, hoes, dikes, bitches, i hate them all they all eat ass!!!!!!!! cry:

Some girls are asshol;es like that. hake:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":31283]dude omg im speachless, girls are sluts, hoes, dikes, bitches, i hate them all they all eat ass!!!!!!!! cry:[/quote:31283]

one day, Cpt Miller will fall in love...

Re: A first for me.....
 

Just tell her understand, she'll think you are sensitive and then who knows what will happen.

Con, you seem to fall in love once a week. eek: oOo: ed:

love is good biggrin:

Sex is better.

sex is good biggrin: cool:

Loving sex is great

I love drunken sex.

Is there any other kind?

Married sex, rough sex, kinky sex, painfull sex, oral sex.............

But they all involve drunkeness

not really, they can also involve stupidity, and being held at gunpoint.

You forgot S&M, my wife and I are into it. She sleeps, I masturbate

But not nearly as often as drunkenness.

LOL...I love the evolution of threads here in off-topic bs. biggrin:

She is acquantinces (sp?) with a few of the girls I have messed around with, and I think of them spoke ill about me. Biznitch! mad:

Drunken, wild baboon like sex sounds good right now, and I know just who to call.....

Sorry my wife won't me go out anymore, don't bother calling.

LOL..I knew leaving that last sentence open would create some good one-liners.

LMAO!!!

mmmmm held at gunpoint

That girls boobs look saggy....I hate saggy boobs. hake:

that's called rape here cry:

OooOOOo, stop it guys you're turning me on!

Especially MILLA and his talk of ass-eating....! evil:

Really?! ed: hake:

"the parties are unable to properly give consent"

of course even if the guy's the only drunk one chances are he will end up with the rape charges

Re: A first for me.....
 

...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:

Re: A first for me.....
 

[quote="Mr.X":5cb6d]...man, the post starts out how you got blown-off on a date....
I thought it must have been one of the happiest nights of your life...

...erm, sorry about the fellatio-related misunderstanding..... oOo:[/quote:5cb6d]

lol, now that has happened before. biggrin:

I was in love twice, got burned twice to not that puppy dog love bull shit, im talking like real love

[quote="Capt. John Miller":e8859]I was in love twice, got burned twice to not that puppy dog love bull shit, im talking like real love[/quote:e8859]

That is sad, both of your hands let down, huh?

Rape = Involuntary sperm recipient.

She still hasn't called me!! mad:

I am going to show her some love...Capone style. evil:

Innoxx...your sig...

Bartlett......your sig..... biggrin:

lol, oh dear Tripper, that's quite concerning. Hey I've still got you on my MSN list by the way, do you still go on?

Boy I want to see Crossroads just for that bit (that's what it's called right?)

Is no one can wallow in my pity with me? cry:

...ah jeez....damn shame...damn shame.... oOo:

...shares pain...vows to avenge Totenkopf.....breaks wind.....

[quote="Mr.X":b11b2]...ah jeez....damn shame...damn shame.... oOo:

...shares pain...vows to avenge Totenkopf.....breaks wind.....[/quote:b11b2]

Oops I misread that,.... I thought he wondered if there was one can of wallow in his pity.
Whatever the hell that meant

[quote="Low spark":1a4f0][quote="Capt. John Miller":1a4f0]I was in love twice, got burned twice to not that puppy dog love bull shit, im talking like real love[/quote:1a4f0]

That is sad, both of your hands let down, huh?[/quote:1a4f0]

Damn fucking straight, the right one bailed first, so i had to learn to switch hit. My left hand left me because i wasnt using it correctly. That little sumbitch cry: