JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 

At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.

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[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":ed166]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:ed166]


eek:

Next time point your penis in the pot oOo:

Having another bad day at work again ED?

[quote:0562b]Next time point your penis in the pot [/quote:0562b]

Dude when you're relaxed, your're relaxed. Cant keep that shit pointed in the right direction all the time, especially since they've turned the heat on in the bathrooms, so that adds to the warm and comfy feeling.

And not so much a bad day at work, as shit is starting to annoy me big time.

Perhaps you need a vacation.

omg lmao

Congratulations Ed.

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[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":8fefa]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:8fefa]

"Your parents would be proud!!!" oOo: ed: eek:

I'm not sure what is worse, doing the deed or sharing it with us.

Hey Ed, Guess what. I just took a shit and I engaged in preventative measures to ensure I didn't piss on my pants! You've taught us well and have marked yourself in every one of our lives. We salute you!

[quote:46f39]I now smell like a Spaniard[/quote:46f39] sounds racist ed. dont for get your black. so maybe you smell like a wine O. you know like the ones laying on the curb right down from your house. j/k

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!!

Thanx, Ed...I needed that. This afternoon seems SOOO long, but obviously, not as long as it must seem for you! HAW HAW!


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In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.

[quote:5133d]In the 4th grade my weiner got caught in my zipper and i pissed all over myself. Had to go the nurse and my mommy brought me new pants. It feels good to get that off my chest.
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[/quote:5133d] was it like in something about mary.

We had an open house to sell our house and there was made realators in our house so me and my sister were out back and she had to shit so bad but i made her laugh and she shit hersself and was to scared to go inside so she sat outside with shit in her droors for like 2 hours lol!! (she was 5 btw) lol

[quote:0c976]BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!!

Thanx, Ed...I needed that. This afternoon seems SOOO long, but obviously, not as long as it must seem for you! HAW HAW![/quote:0c976]

Not really - I just went home, i.e. Home Now. But, thanks anyway.

Re: JUST PISSED ON MYSELF...
 

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":82554]At work...while taking a dump. It wasn't a particularly nice dump, since I had thought I was finished, but found out that I still had some more dook to go - come back to the pot, try to relax, get to relaxed - penis takes a mind of its own and then -

SQUIRT!!!! -

All over my leg, and pants. I now smell like a Spaniard, and I've got that "Just Shitted" feeling in my anus.[/quote:82554]


Thats expected coming from you.

What is up with haw haw?

[quote:33f12]Thats expected coming from you.[/quote:33f12]

Ideas of "PISS FANTASIES" and "SHIT-BLOWJOBS" running through your head sickie - well step right up cause I'm your man baby.

And how long is this transitionary phase from MOH to BF1942? I mean are you in mourning over having to divorce from DOA, or do you still pine for the love of WAFFEN SS???

LMAO you the man ed biggrin:

Pissing when you have morning wood can be tricky too (read: bathroom sink).

well...
 

took a duke in my pants on the job site once , sheesh it like someone slipped ExLax in my lunch , wound up having to throw away my Boxers

Its Sucked nipples cause it was cold that day

Never told anyone about this before

Glad to git it off my chest

eek: oOo:

HAHAHA!!! You pissed urself in work. oOo:

[quote:67df7]What is up with haw haw?[/quote:67df7]


Ya know...laughing...haw, hee, giggle...ever laughed before, Vance? oOo:


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Innoxx,
Why do you have a .gif of my girlfriend?

[img]http://w1.410.telia.com/~u41013816/pics/brit.gif[/img]

She's my girlfriend too....... only when i sleep though.

.... try taking a shit in the woods wondering if a bug will crawl up your ass at anytime.

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":302cb][quote:302cb]Thats expected coming from you.[/quote:302cb]

Ideas of "PISS FANTASIES" and "SHIT-BLOWJOBS" running through your head sickie - well step right up cause I'm your man baby.

And how long is this transitionary phase from MOH to BF1942? I mean are you in mourning over having to divorce from DOA, or do you still pine for the love of WAFFEN SS???[/quote:302cb]



I never left DOA yet stupid

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dude ur like 13 years old

LMAO, now that would be a OWNED picture...lmao... piss all over your leg and pants...lmao...OWNED..

WARNING WARNING WARNING TMI TMI TMI!!!! mad:

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Hes probably that 13 year old with the very high IQ. o_0

[quote:b13ae]I never left DOA yet stupid[/quote:b13ae]

Says the guy mixing participles.

ANYWHO! -

That dook story was probably one of the funniest things I've read. Reminds me of a "MEANWHILE..." story from JTHM, where a guy on a date has a rumbling in his pants, and he cant hold it in, shits - and proclaims to his hot date "OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!"