10 Reasons...
 

10 REASONS, WHY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MOH:AA, AND WATCH TOO MANY WAR MOVIES:

*You run across a homeless person and slap them, then scream in there face, like Patton: "coward! Go back out there and fight!"

*You Yell "I've seen French school girls shoot better" at the mail man.

*You Wear a US airborne uniform, and click a clacker when people approach, and scream "thunder!" at them.

*You run up to volkswagens, and slap socks covered in axel grease on the side of them, then dive for cover.

*You tell your German teacher to "shut up with that filthy pig latin."

*You blindfold german foreign exchange students, and order them to march a 1,000 paces and to hand themselves into the first allied patrol they see.

*You act overly protective of your classmate, Ryan, you tell him that he must stay no more than 3 feet away from you, and you tell him his brothers are dead, and that he is going home.

*Whenever you see a bridge you run towards it yelling "ALAMO! ALAMO!"

*You report to your teacher after class, roll out a map on his desk and point out surrounding minefields, you go into detail and crack jokes about 'the little wooden pot mines'.

*While sitting at a bus stop, you scream "Get out of my foxhole" at people who approach to sit down.

Compiled by #alliedassault.com mIRC chatters.

Damn those guys are so nerdy

hey! cry:

Hah! I saw you in there today! Like, twice!

Bwahaha!

those were pretty funny swordfight:

My self I persoanly walk around a house kicking open doors and stuff making sure it is clear and trained my cats to say Thunder. Everyday I come in and I am like Flash and he is like Thunder i am like hey any Jerries around. I also sit by every window and am like this jump is easy we arn't needing a parachute this low.

Forgot the best thing yet when I gota take the bus we have three bus drivers grr all are evil. But each of my friends and I have decided on a name for every person. There is Hitler, Mussolini and then there is Hirohito. Trust me all three are almost clones of them. biggrin:

Howcome I wasn't invited? cry:

because we dont love you :)

Oh yeah that was funny, we just sat around making this shit up.

i got banned from mirc for no reason lol. i guess it was because i was tlaking shit to everyone

mabye its just cuz your ugly

you're right germ, i banned your sorry ass for 60 minutes. i don't appreciate you trying to immitate other members of the channel and i don't appreciate all the other bullshit you do. if you don't like it, then you can fucking behave and act (semi) mature like everyone else. should you find these unacceptable, you can stay the fuck off.

oh, one more thing, stop begging for "moderator"

i stopped that a while ago lol

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[quote:506c4][11:50] <Stylin_Trix> ?
[11:50] <Stylin_Trix> that's it
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[11:51] <SargentScrotum> ok im off
[11:51] <SargentScrotum> later
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[11:51] <DoomOnYuo> hi
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[11:52] <DoomOnYou> germ germ germ when will you learn
[11:52] <SpecialED> lol
[11:52] <SpecialED> hes fucking sick man -
[11:52] <SpecialED> i really believe this
[11:52] <SpecialED> Germ you wouldnt come anywhere near my children or my pets
[11:53] <DoomOnYou> hmm i havent banned anyone in awhile
[11:54] <SpecialED> lol - Someones name on the AA.com server is "The Final Solution"
[11:54] <SpecialED> ::shakeshead::
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[11:56] *** DoomOnYou sets mode: +b *!*@ACC35BDE.ipt.aol.com
[11:56] *** DoomOnYuo was kicked by DoomOnYou (DoomOnYuo)
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[11:56] *** Trippers was kicked by DoomOnYou (Trippers)
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[11:56] <DoomOnYou> ill give it an hour ban[/quote:506c4]

anything else you would like to question?

G3rM 1s s0 g3Hy!

i said that a while ago, u gotta look further back

germ you said that at 11:50 AM PST saturday november 16th.

Yup, I can remember you saying it, prince boy.

how did i say it? can u like copy paste it?

what the fuck do you mean how did you say it? you were there numnuts i can see your host mask, you tell us.

here's how i think i said it: hey how to be moderator? yeah and that's how i said it. end of discusion

"how to be moderator?"
"will u make me moderator"
"MAKE ME MODERATOR"

i dunno i kinda was under the impression i would end the discussion, seeing how i can ban you forever and all angel:

sure u can ban me. but then again u can't, but if u wish u may, but if u dont u dont

dude what are you trying to say oOo:

Germ your fucking huge (gay) ass sig needs to go.

i'm saying if u wanna ban me u can, it's not against the rules. but if u dont bann me than ur risking the mirc's reputation. so u have to make a decision

just ban his gay ass.

good idea. i strongly suggest that u keep me banned so that u don't jeopardize the future of alliedassault.com mirc chat room

No just so that we dont have to deal with your faggity ass in there.

that's what i meant. cause if my shity faggity ass was in there then no one would go to alliedassault.com mirce chat room right?

oh, they would. They would just have to deal with your immature (faggity) behavior and gayness, which would not make it a very pleasant time.

i'm not going to ban anyone unless i have a reason to. if you would like me to ban you, feel free to come in and change my mind.

yeah, definetly man, i totaly think that we should continue this discusion about how i would effect everything. u know my gay ass would just ruin eevrything wouldnt it? oh and those guys , the mods, god i's hate to give them a hard time.

OK back on topic:

You stop on a highway intersection, wait for a police car and then explain to them how you came through this cloverleaf just yesterday and the signs are reversed.

You reach for an imaginary colt .45 every time you see a German Shepherd.

You yell "Tiger Tank!" when your neighbor warms up his diesel Dodge Ram 1500 to leave for work.

When exiting your car you hit the ground running and sverve a lot to make a lesser target for snipers, no wait... that's people living in the DC area. DOH!


more to come...

LOL@STRYKER!

Nice ones....

*You ask a hardware store clerk for a 1,000 30 cal. rounds...

*You bought the Edith Piaf CD for that one song.

*You refuse tickets from policemen, claiming that they aren't in correct Military Police uniform, and that you just fought in Bologne and deserve leave.

I don't think anyone ever made an Edith Piaf CD. biggrin:

what's edith piaf?

The woman that sings that song in Saving Private Ryan when the soldiers are at Ramelle and are dicking around until the Germans come.

oh. u guys like that song?