Best. Onion article. Ever.
 

I think I just shit myself.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3844/very_ ... orces.html

Best.
Article.
Ever.


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[img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3844/very_special_forces_jump.jpg[/img]

LOL

Of course I had to...

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Bump.

This is too funny to miss.


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The short bus made me laugh, heh

damn you zoner.

i'm in the middle of class laughing my ass off.

heh heh...sorry 'bout that dude. biggrin:


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lol great article. gave me a nice laugh. We have this "very special" kid in my highschool and he stands up in the middle of a packed lunch and does karate move while everyone makes fun of him... poor guy

thats weird, at my school they have this small caged in unit out back that everyone calls "the cage", they just throw all the special kids out there to do whatever the fuck they want, their are some swings & a big rubber ball, its kinda mean really but its halarious when they start doing karate sounds, last year one of my classes was kinda near the cage & the windows were open when they started makeing their karate screams, its kinda hard to read a book when all you hear outside is "HHHHHHIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAA!" biggrin:

[quote:f5a6d]lol great article. gave me a nice laugh. We have this "very special" kid in my highschool and he stands up in the middle of a packed lunch and does karate move while everyone makes fun of him... poor guy[/quote:f5a6d]

We had kids like that at my school...Lemme tell you!...

This one kid, I think he had Down-Syndrome, used to do fighting moves, he'd sing spice-girls songs, and if you said: "Michael, Michael, Activate, Activate!" He'd cross his arms in some kind of power ranger type way, then abruptly uncross them and stick them in the sky and he'd scream "ACTIVATE!" I felt sorry for him....He had a lot of friends though...

Ah, school....Crazy days.... happy:

my friends brother is retarded. hes soo funny. everyone likes him

Is his name. ..TIMMY!!!

Shouldn't call them retards...It's un-PC....Call them *Special* oOo:

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":12c04]thats weird, at my school they have this small caged in unit out back that everyone calls "the cage", they just throw all the special kids out there to do whatever the fuck they want, their are some swings & a big rubber ball, its kinda mean really but its halarious when they start doing karate sounds, last year one of my classes was kinda near the cage & the windows were open when they started makeing their karate screams, its kinda hard to read a book when all you hear outside is "HHHHHHIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAA!" biggrin:[/quote:12c04]


LMAO! at my school they make the reatards do all the work like collectiong garbage and shit! really funny!!! biggrin:

I don't drcriminate, my school was full of retards.

I got in trouble once in elementary for imitating a retard.

so thatw as liek what? a week ago? lol jk

Hey! You guys shouldn't make fun of mental-retards. Just because they are weird... angel:

No, i was probably 8. more than 10 years ago.

OMG! ahaha flip, during the months of the Literacy Exams in Ontario two retards one in a wheel-chair and one pushing him ran away from school to the mall and hid in Wal-Mart and when the VP's tried to go get them they flipped out and fucked up the kids section of the Wal-Mart!!! happy:

i know i was just joking

I know.

yeah, i know

Any excuse to post, aye, germ?

they always put the retards in the same room at elementary school then every once in a wihle they'd release them to walk through the halls and scare the crap out of anyone who walked in front of em

its so funny the retard class at my school has one of those "special" doorknobs where its a big plastic one and you have to squeeze 2 buttons on either side to open it...their form of retard security.
they make the poor retards deliver the grapevine every day and the guy that comes to my class is named danny...goooooood 'ol danny

the onion pwnnnnnz

I remember the kid that came to mr. shultz's math class in the morning was named jeff. he would walk around the class and make funny noises for like 5 minutes.

LOL!

soem retard stories are pretty sad. there was this normal healthy kid who turned into a retard when a burning christmas tree fell on top of him, he was roasted and became a retard

WTF?

How do you become a retard from having a christmas tree fall on you?

People who are retarded have a disability that is not cause by pain or anything like that. People are usually born with it. It has to do with genetics and your vrain etc. Not from a christmas tree. oOo:

i was thinking that the high temperature has messed up his brain