You know you're Canadian when...
 

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1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Mike Myers & more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You laugh at the Canadian Beer commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends... and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them... further.

Re: You know you're Canadian when...
 

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.


its everywhere in my house

oOo:

oOo:

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

Soda sounds so gh3y anyways.

#20 and #22 are the best
i love canadian beer commercials..and the hockey night in canada songs rules all

dont make me bust out the redneck jokes and i call it Coke no matter what kinda of Soft Drink it is oOo:

lmao! go canada!

Da da da daaaaa, dada da da danuhhh, doo doo doo doo, dododo do dododo nanuh, na nuh na nanana. Sorry, hockey night in canada is a catchy tune.

Huh?

we are lucky that in Detroit we get CBC and Hockey Night in Canada was and is a big hit in my house! We also say pop! And guess what I know what a touque is, go figure!
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[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bec05]we are lucky that in Detroit we get CBC and Hockey Night in Canada was and is a big hit in my house! We also say pop! And guess what I know what a touque is, go figure!
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Actually I think it was proven in a survey that only the East Coast people say "soda"

lol, thats exactly it to. i almost pissed my pants.
the beer commercials are great to though eh. i like the king bob one and the one where theres no beer left so the guy walks miles ( or kilometers ) to the beer store while "im on my way" is playing in the background.

omg all of those are fucking true too!! scary shiznit

hey guys here is one of the best canadian web sites EVER.
http://www.canadaka.net

they have, history, armed forces, infro on war 1812, famous people, inventions downloads (molson beer ads :D) and tons of canadian babe pics..

canadians have invented the following
AM radio
IMAX projector and system
panoramic pictures and camera
standard time
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world's first commercial motion picture
butter substitute
electric cooking range
instant potato flakes
Pablum
cigarette box
freehand
hair tonic
jolly jumper
improved ironing board
measure for footwear
paint roller
portable high chair
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
green box
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell or gong
personal distress device
MacPherson gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Balderdash
basketball
5-pin bowling
hockey goalie mask
Muskol
Puzz-3D
rollerskate
ski-binding
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit
air-conditioned vehicle
Canadarm
electric car
guardrail
snowblower
snowmobile

and there are many more famous canadians than you think.. "we're everywhere!"

Goddamned right.


Zone

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":cde3e]


canadians have invented the following

air-conditioned vehicle

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That's interesting, I bet most Candians use the air conditiioning in their care maybe 2 day out of a year.

You know you're an American when......

1. You're not offended by the term "Cracker".

2. You understand the phrase ".....and the Superbowl is underway"

3. You eat pussy, not vaginas.

4. You drink beer, not pop, soda, or whatever the fuck they call it.

5. You know that "Mickey and the Duke" means, "We're talking Baseball"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Canada. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good Hockey and......thats about it.

7. You know that a dyke is a type of girl, not part of a channel.

8. You drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway.

9. You have Canadian coins that 7-11 won't accept.

10. You DON'T know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions bombing stratigic targets.

12. You brag to Canadians that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Mike Myers & more, are Canadians.......NOT Americans!

13. You don't give a fuck that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!.....you fly British Airways instead!!

14. You don't care what a toque is.....besides, women in America don't wear them.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over your ballbag.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zee".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 20 pages, but requires a column for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: It's a 50's rockband

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's cold stupid.

20. You show no emotion from Canadian Beer commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Manhattan".

22. You perk up when you hear the Godfather theme.

23. You are in 12th grade, not grade 12.

24. "Huh" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "What the fuck did you say"

25. You actually don't give a rats ass about these jokes, and would be embarrassed to forward them to all of your American friends... and then you send them to your Canadian friends just to confuse them... further.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":a6aa9]omg all of those are fucking true too!! scary shiznit

hey guys here is one of the best canadian web sites EVER.
[url="http://www.canadaka.net"]http://www.canadaka.net[/url]

they have, history, armed forces, infro on war 1812, famous people, inventions downloads (molson beer ads :D) and tons of canadian babe pics..

canadians have invented the following
AM radio
IMAX projector and system
panoramic pictures and camera
standard time
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world's first commercial motion picture
butter substitute
electric cooking range
instant potato flakes
Pablum
cigarette box
freehand
hair tonic
jolly jumper
improved ironing board
measure for footwear
paint roller
portable high chair
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
green box
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell or gong
personal distress device
MacPherson gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Balderdash
basketball
5-pin bowling
hockey goalie mask
Muskol
Puzz-3D
rollerskate
ski-binding
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit
air-conditioned vehicle
Canadarm
electric car
guardrail
snowblower
snowmobile

and there are many more famous canadians than you think.. "we're everywhere!"[/quote:a6aa9]

We invented a green box? Sweet!

wow ur gonna get flamed, and that doesnt really make any sence cause i know most of those anyways, except for the Huh thing

I could give a rats ass about getting flamed.....in fact, i encourage it!! Flame on people, flame on !!

Green box?

eek:

Someone help the dumb American...

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":32263]

canadians have invented the following

standard time
freehand
improved ironing board
dental mirror
medical instruments
fog bell or gong
basketball
5-pin bowling
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Some of these are funny.....

What? we only had non-standard time before?

WTF is freehand? Some sort of mastubation???

An improved ironing board? Improving something that has already been invented isnt inventing.

A mirror on a stick. Ooooo, Aaaaaaa, Ohhhhh.

Medical instruments? Uhhhhh.......ok.

I thought the far east had gongs from way, way back.

Basketball???? Are you sure??

5 pin bowling???? Come on, admit it, you guys just lost the other five pins.

:p cool:

Yep, basketball. Invented right here in Almonte, Ontario by a dude named James Naismith.

I've been to Almonte...it's a quaint little place.


Zone

who cares what canadians invented, where did most of those guys invent these inventions? america of course

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[quote=pest]Some of these are funny.....

What? we only had non-standard time before?

WTF is freehand? Some sort of mastubation???

An improved ironing board? Improving something that has already been invented isnt inventing.

A mirror on a stick. Ooooo, Aaaaaaa, Ohhhhh.

Medical instruments? Uhhhhh.......ok.

I thought the far east had gongs from way, way back.

Basketball???? Are you sure??

5 pin bowling???? Come on, admit it, you guys just lost the other five pins.

:p cool:[/quote:16432]

I think by standard time it is meant time zones.

Time zones were not created until the 1800's I believe because everyone kept missing their train because they had no idea when it left or arrived in one part of the country or another. I believe it was an Englishman who lived in Canada who invented it and implemented it. He was from Greenwich, which is the standard for all time zones.

All those other things i don't know...ironing borad oOo:

Yeah basketball was invented in Canada, lke zone said. We had to learn that in gym class.

And you forgot one other thing. Insulin is not invented, rather discovered.

JESUS! I could not spot laughing!!!

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2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

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LOL! That one is my favoUrite too.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
I'm Jewish, not Canadian. Gefilte Fish is made of Pike.

mMmm poutine

k, im american...but canada rocks!
 

i have a summer house in canada which is WAY more fun than in us, and besides, the word soda eek: is just stupid!

arkan is the man!!! way to stick up for the people down south!! we dont need damn hockey, only ruskies and canadians play it. we have something better its called any sport besides golf.

go america

americans drink beer? you call that shit beer? get some fucking molson THATS beer!

and anyways this is a joke list that just happens to be very true. you fuckin americans are just pissing and moaning again cause the canadians are having a little fun.

and pest, basketball was invented in the states by a canadian.

by standard time they mean each person having their clocks set to a time thats everyone else would have and having time zones.

U.N. Has Voted Canada the number one place in the world to live 7 years in a row to live so there.

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and I spilt my poutine on the chesterfield eh. a little help cleaning it up the gravy is staning the coushins

Yep, same here.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":f20e2]americans drink beer? you call that shit beer? get some fucking molson THATS beer![/quote:f20e2]


HELL YEAH.....

American Beer hake:

UNLEASH THE BEAST!
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Hey CSF_Jaizen, i hope you're not referring to me. You're right, this list is a joke....just look at mine and you'll see some humor there too. I could care less about which place anyone thinks is better....i wouldn't trade places with anyone on this board. I have all the comforts i need very close by. When i want to fish the Atlantic Ocean, i take a 1 mile trip and hop on my boat....when i want to drink beer, i drive 1/4 mile to the beer distributor and purchase from the MANY makers they stock.....and when i want to watch a bunch of spooks dribble a fucking basketball, i turn on ESPN and watch highlights.
....so there you have it, everything i need within a mile of my house!!