how often do you clean your tool?
 

i was just wondering what the average ammount of masturbation is on this forum, in order to see how i stack up with you whack-a-holicks

ok???

What the fuck?

you did a double post of this topic

sori my comp was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..

You get off on this shit don't you, Cameltoe.

This is a fucked up thread. Besides, i can't even vote! ....you forgot "0 times" as a choice!!

arkan i'd belive any guy jacks off 0 times a week like i belive george bush is a brilliant man and a value to the world. hake:

Yeah, I haven't waxxed my carrot in like a month.

[quote="CSF_Jaizen":bd78f]arkan i'd belive any guy jacks off 0 times a week like i belive george bush is a brilliant man and a value to the world. hake:[/quote:bd78f]

Well, statistics say that 3% of the male population doesn't masturbate. I just happen to fall on that side of the stat. Whats so wrong with that?

next thread like this will be how many hard ons do you get every week hake:

Do we really need this? I mean come on...We all know everybody here whacks off every once and a while, but do we need statistics? I don't wanna read about other MALES whacking off. But yet I still feel obliged to view every thread on this forum. Why do you seriously want to know this kind of stuff, Cameltoe? hake:

Totally agree. Seriously......

Once a day.

I love "spending quality time by myself" biggrin:

PS. Don't forget to mention how YOU do next time...

did ye just get banned? you weren't a guest when ya first posted

MISPRINT:

[quote:cba10]sori I was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..I'm a fag[/quote:cba10]

The sad thing is that 6 people voted.... I know this because i clicked the "View Results" button.

...my new years resolutions will be to stop wanking and smoking,
...I'm a twenty-a-day man.....plus I smoke like a chimney.... eek:

Heh, me too I gotta quit, smoke too much (pack and a half a day), it's eating all my money, and I don't wanna be one of those guys who cough up bile every morning.

are we going to start flaming people about wacking off? biggrin:

of course not, we're just going to kill whitey for inquiring about it

ROFL 20+ happy:

masterbation is wrong! help fight the war on masterbation!
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

please stop posting that link, it makes me cry

hehe

2-3 times a day

from the "hatemail section" of that website ROFL:

YOUR WEBSITE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I WISH I COULD MEET YOU AND YOUR GOD THAT SAYS MASTUBATION IS BAD SO I COULD BLOW A HUGE LOAD OF CUM IN YOUR FACE. I JACK OFF IN YOUR BABY DAUGHTERS MOUTH. ILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS AND RIP IT OPEN BITCH. IM JACKING OFF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK UNTILL YOUR WOODEN TEETH FALL OUT AND YOUR TONSILS ARE BRUISED INTO BLOODY PULP. GO SUCK A DONKEYS DICK. I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. I WILL TAKE AN ANTI ERECTION RING AND STICK IT INTO YOUR DIRTY HAIRY ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD. FUCKING NAZIS SUCK MY PUNK DICK FUCK GOD

---Austin

oh my god that is some funny funny stuff!!!!!!

Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.


biggrin: Rememebr, that will happen biggrin:

Hey, it would produce more jobs... biggrin:

but put the kleenx industry out of busniness.

[quote:9becc]Well, statistics say that 3% of the male population doesn't masturbate. I just happen to fall on that side of the stat. Whats so wrong with that?
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where do you get these statistics? because i find it hard to believe. that 3%lied i would say. to say you never masturbate. is pure bull shit. unless you cant from a physical problem.


and i heard 49% of all statistics are made up on the spot. lol

10 to 20 times an hour.

Yes everyone masturbates, if u say u dont your full of shit

Some Jesus-Freaks refuse to Whack Off.... angel: