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Pyro 12-21-2002 01:59 PM

The Perfect Gift for all your Wives/Girlfriends
 
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/X-MAS-GI.jpg[/img]

12-21-2002 02:36 PM

hahaha.

Bucknub 12-21-2002 02:38 PM

pyro told me he jerked off to that pic hake:

Jedi Marksman 12-21-2002 02:56 PM

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! cry:

12-21-2002 04:02 PM

not santa's balls!

cameltoe 12-21-2002 04:10 PM

dam women just love fat men

Pyro 12-21-2002 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
dam women just love fat men

the truth is out.

cameltoe 12-21-2002 04:46 PM

Great news for butters biggrin: evil:

Bucknub 12-21-2002 04:48 PM

lmao

Alias 12-21-2002 04:58 PM

And great news for about 75% of the posters on this board. Whats in YOUR wallet?

Wait that didnt go together.

Tripper 12-21-2002 05:10 PM

MMmmmMm, Sexay!

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
Great news for butters biggrin: evil:

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/MEnKat.jpg[/img]

w00t bitch you know it! biggrin:

CaP bUsTa 12-21-2002 06:04 PM

thats ur sister isnt it

Bucknub 12-21-2002 06:07 PM

it is..... cant u see the resemblence

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:11 PM

negatory. My sisters are all like 20-25. She's this girl I've known for a little bit. A pretty good freind. Come on fellas, don't be jealous! freak:

[RA]ZdaN 12-21-2002 06:14 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":97a22]negatory. My sisters are all like 20-25. She's this girl I've known for a little bit. A pretty good freind. Come on fellas, don't be jealous! freak:[/quote:97a22]

I beleive u said freind thats all

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:15 PM

I'm hoping to become more...just waiting for time to tell.

Tripper 12-21-2002 06:16 PM

[quote="Airborne Chubby":5e66b]She's this girl I've known for a little bit. A pretty good freind. Come on fellas, don't be jealous![/quote:5e66b]

Jealous of what? A girl that will never be more than friend? I'm SOOOO JEALOUS! I'm BRIGHT GREEN with ENVY!

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:17 PM

You know it lol.

Tripper 12-21-2002 06:22 PM

[quote:83090]You know it lol. [/quote:83090]

Apparently, this one isn't familiar with sarcasm.

CaP bUsTa 12-21-2002 06:23 PM

yea im sorry..but i cant be jealous of her...she looks waay to much like u to be hot

[RA]ZdaN 12-21-2002 06:25 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":d1b67]yea im sorry..but i cant be jealous of her...she looks waay to much like u to be hot[/quote:d1b67]

I agree.

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:25 PM

How the F does she look like me? She's not big or a man

Bucknub 12-21-2002 06:26 PM

agreed

ninty 12-21-2002 06:27 PM

Se also looks 11.

Unless your 11 butters, i'd say what your think of is illegal.

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:27 PM

Nah she's 17. She's pretty small. Damn though she is hot!

Tripper 12-21-2002 06:35 PM

[quote="Airborne Chubbers":79425]Nah she's 17. She's pretty small. Damn though she is hot![/quote:79425]

Don't worry, d00d....I'm sure you'll never bed her. happy:

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:38 PM

What an ass, lol.

There is this one girl in my class and she's just like....gorgeous! I'm so stupid that I was walking by to turn in a paper , and nearly tripped on my own feet! My freind was like "Smooth move jackass..." It seems like all my motor skills stop when I'm near her

Tripper 12-21-2002 06:43 PM

[quote="Airborne Fatty":ebcbe]What an ass, lol.

There is this one girl in my class and she's just like....gorgeous! I'm so stupid that I was walking by to turn in a paper , and nearly tripped on my own feet! My freind was like "Smooth move jackass..." It seems like all my motor skills stop when I'm near her[/quote:ebcbe]

You have motor skills? When did this happen?

Innoxx 12-21-2002 06:46 PM

Heh, your friend looks like a girl I dated in grade 9.

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 06:54 PM

I actually got in a fight withe her ex-boyfreind. After they broke up, he viewed me as the reasons they broke up. So he followed me after school (driving) and I knew he was tailing me. He had a car full of about 5 freinds, so when we parked he got out his car, I got out mine he started saying "Oh dawg, I'm gonna fuck you up!" Before I blinked, I punched him straight in the nose. We started fighting after that, fist flying and the whole nine yards.

After that. I went home got cleaned up then went to work to pick up my check. When I entered all my co-workers gave me rounds of applause and I was like "what?". Apparently he came to my work with a bandage over his nose looking for me with his 5 freinds. My two freinds/co-workers went outside and basically scared them away. I guess the fact that one of my freinds was a prison guard and the other one looked like the lead singer from Rammstein, scared em.

For about a month she kept saying she was sorry and shit.

Bucknub 12-21-2002 07:00 PM

too bad that never happened eh

Tripper 12-21-2002 07:02 PM

[quote="Airborne Ghey":75b65]I actually got in a fight withe her ex-boyfreind. After they broke up, he viewed me as the reasons they broke up. So he followed me after school (driving) and I knew he was tailing me. He had a car full of about 5 freinds, so when we parked he got out his car, I got out mine he started saying "Oh dawg, I'm gonna fuck you up!" Before I blinked, I punched him straight in the nose. We started fighting after that, fist flying and the whole nine yards.

After that. I went home got cleaned up then went to work to pick up my check. When I entered all my co-workers gave me rounds of applause and I was like "what?". Apparently he came to my work with a bandage over his nose looking for me with his 5 freinds. My two freinds/co-workers went outside and basically scared them away. I guess the fact that one of my freinds was a prison guard and the other one looked like the lead singer from Rammstein, scared em.

For about a month she kept saying she was sorry and shit.[/quote:75b65]

Ooooh...You're the PITY d00d...All hot chicks have a pity d00d....I was a little confused there before...Now I understand.

Airborne Butters 12-21-2002 07:21 PM

carumba on you Tripper!

and yes Buck, that did happen.

Pyro 12-21-2002 07:36 PM

Buckweed is a moron, don't mind him

CaP bUsTa 12-21-2002 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Buckweed is a moron, don't mind him

true dat[/quote]

Bucknub 12-21-2002 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "CaP bUsTa":20ca0
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Buckweed is a moron, don't mind him

true dat[/quote:20ca0]

id rather be a moron then a bunch of fags

Vance 12-21-2002 08:11 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":30db5]
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/MEnKat.jpg[/img]
w00t bitch you know it! biggrin:[/quote:30db5]


You look annoyed.

Pyro 12-21-2002 08:15 PM

why does everything you say buckweed have to be about homosexuality, are you hiding something from us?

Bucknub 12-21-2002 08:39 PM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/MEnKat345.jpg[/img]

this guy looks like he sucked alotta cock the night before, now he has lockjaw


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