me vs skaters part 3
 

Well this is seemingly part 3 of the "skaters" incident, previously what happened was i threw one of their boards under a bus after one of them started acting a hardass, then one of them seen me in the dvd rental place a couple of weeks back.


Just leaving a dvd back to the rental store and i come round the corner and 2 of the three are standing there waiting. They see me and come over talking so much shit its unbeleivable, "yo dawg we gonna fuck you up", yeah right im practically pissing myself here[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].

They start going on about the board i threw under the bus and whining about how much it cost etc. One of them is a big lanky bastard maybe 6 foot or so but is built like the side of a bus ticket, the others probably about my size 5 foot 7 or so. They invite me for a fight so im ready, all of a sudden the little runt from a few weeks back comes running up behind me and clonks me across the back of the head with the flat side of a skateboard. I fall forward a bit and all 3 of them take off running away. Was actually pretty funny, if he had used the edge of the board it woulda taken me down and left me prone for a kicking but the retard used the flat side and it just staggered me a bit.

So im sitting here fuming but also kinda laughing about their choice of weapon, a fuckin skateboard of all things? Little does the runt know i know where he lives and he passes by my street on the way to school so tomorrow morning i think ill get up early just to grab him and put the shits up him. Dunno if i should kick the shit outta him or not, id prefer to do that to taller one as id assume he's older than the around 17 year old runt.

I hate skaters, I hate chavs, I hate rudeboys, I hate teenagers in general...

These guys sound kinda funny, I hope you kick their azz.

fire2:

get that bastard friday style like smokey did in that movie, take off the belt and whip him!

[quote:d11f1]take off the belt and whip him! [/quote:d11f1]

That sounds quite disturbing

skater punks are stupid, you know that they're in school saying "oh man i kicked the shit outta this fag"

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e26ef]skater punks are stupid, you know that they're in school saying "oh man i kicked the shit outta this fag"

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:[/quote:e26ef]

I don't really want to hit the runt that clocked me with the board, as i said hes a dieing looking fucker whos a lot smaller than me, if i punched him id probably have to get my fist dug outta him again. I am however gonna pick him up by the neck and find out where the other 2 live.

get the ira on them biggrin:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":eb9c1]get the ira on them biggrin:[/quote:eb9c1]

Nah gonna do the honors myself biggrin:

Hell, if they were here they'd get a nice shit kicking. C'mon skateboarding is for kids.

Well one of ems gonna have to get his board surgically removed from his ass. I figure if i give the big one a kicking the other 2 will take the hint.

[quote:df640]C'mon skateboarding is for kids.[/quote:df640]

That's what I always thought, I find it so sad when I see a 25 year old going past on a skateboard. When someone says skateboard I think of Bart Simpson, hes 8....

Is it a sport or is it a 'rad' fashion?

I wish these people would grow up..

if a bunch of kids beat on me, i would kill them mad:

Should have beat him back to his house and kicked his ass there. With the other two watching. They wouldnt do shit, there pussy skater bitches.

give them a good old knuckle sandwich

Oh pleeease beat his ass Ger biggrin:

OMG! Gerard, I'm coming over to Ireland and helping you whoop some hippie skater ass!

Sounds like it's time for an ass-kicking to me.

Hey Gerard next time, get there boards IRA style, ya know tape a little c4 underneath...skate-bombs biggrin:

Definently give em a beating. God knows I would.IF Some little punks( 6 feet or less as im 6' 2") started harassing me like that Id non-surgically attatch their skateboards to their faces.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":08cfb]

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:[/quote:08cfb]

DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!

heres what ya do go up to him and beat the living crap out of him with a lead pipe biggrin:

I USED to skateboard, was a really fun hobby. But alas I had to grow up. Only thing that bothers me is you say skateboarding is for kids in a forum about playing video games..... oOo:

Video games are the next great wave of coolness, biggrin:

Anyway, you're lucky you weren't seriously injured by them using the edge of the skateboard on you. A buddy of mine who works at the hospital has seen guys die from less severe injuries.

Moving right along, think of the havoc you'd wreak in these guys lives if there was only the promise of a butt-whipping. If you do go take it out on their hide, at least they know they're safe when it's over. You could stretch this out for a long while. angel:

Get a 400 lbs black man named Bubba, pay him, then you and Buba jump him and you say "Hey punk, you jumped me with your friends, so I'd like to introduce you to my friends." Then have Bubba ass-rape him, simple as that.

you should stalk the runt for a week just kinda stare at him alot scare the shit out of him and breack his new board then... jump out of a tree and whack him in the back with a 2x4 evil: evil: evil: [/quote]

OH!strap a camera to ur head and go beat the hell outta him and show us the video

skaters arent tough
they might act like it, but inside they are pussies
you should have no problem doing this to them

eatthis:

Beat the shit out of 'em with a rubber dong, that'll teach them.

something like that happened to me once. i was walking in the downtown of my town (not really a downtown) following the christmas parade. three kids who were probably in 6th grade came up, surrounded me, and asked for my money. I am 6'4'' the tallest one of them was 5'8''. naturally i said 'fuck you', then the short fat one threatened me so i pushed him into a lightpost, and the other two backed off. i am only 15, and these faggots already piss me off.

hake: i am ashamed of my generation hake:

Hell, I'd belt them for their poor command of the English Language.
"Fuck yo shit up dawg". I mean, what the hell?

Anyways, I'd just get the ringleader. Make an example of the ringleader. hehe...Belt him in the head with the side of his own board. After that, the rest should all run away.

I dare you to say the to mike vallelly, that guy is a pro skateboarder and there is a video of him taking on like 3 guys at the same time and beating their asses.

You better get him Gerard, actually I just want another story biggrin:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":ad723]I hate skaters, I hate chavs, I hate rudeboys, I hate teenagers in general...

These guys sound kinda funny, I hope you kick their azz.

fire2:[/quote:ad723]

and i hate stereotypical assholes

[quote="Airborne Butters":1c9e1]OMG! Gerard, I'm coming over to Ireland and helping you whoop some hippie skater ass![/quote:1c9e1]

hippie skater ass... i hope u fucking die

wow.. this thread is just bursting with stereotypes. being the skateboarder that i am, i have to say that not all of us are what u think we are. so please... stfu with ur mtv infested stereotypical images of a "skater" or "hippie" and go shove thumb up ur ass

[quote="aNti hEro":15db3]wow.. this thread is just bursting with stereotypes. being the skateboarder that i am, i have to say that not all of us are what u think we are. so please... stfu with ur mtv infested stereotypical images of a "skater" or "hippie" and go shove thumb up ur ass[/quote:15db3]

*gives Anti some peyote buttons*

Sorry everyone, Anti gets like this without his drugs.

ease down wood pusher!

jesus fucking christ, coming back here makes me realize how shitty these fucking forums are. no edit button, sig hosting is down, and to top it all off.. we have another "cool" trend with the current playing bullshit. allied assault.com can go fuck itself

Just for clarification in not in any way stereotyping all skaters, my cousin is one and while it weirds me out to hear some of the stuff he comes off with hes not an arrogant prick like the little fucktards down here. Same goes for anti, i talk to him most night and know him well enough now.

[quote="aNti hEro":c9dd7]jesus fucking christ, coming back here makes me realize how shitty these fucking forums are. no edit button, sig hosting is down, and to top it all off.. we have another "cool" trend with the current playing bullshit. allied assault.com can go fuck itself[/quote:c9dd7]

*gives Anti some Blotter acid*