Enough of the French jokes already.
 

Give it a rest for christ sake, it gets boring after a while.

Ja, dunno why everybody picks on minority groups. Probably dick fear.

What!?! they have bigger dicks than us!?!?!?! BOMB THEM!

yeah-it isnt really that funny anymore because most of the post are longer than the uhhh...the bible. and i dotn feel like reading something that long, that is only a LITTLE funny.

Yeah stfu with the lame ass jokes. mwah:

but making fun of bush and chretien will never get old.

Dun fuck with the French. mad:

So making fun of France and the French is outlawed, but making fun of America and its leaders is still alright?

no its not-too much reading dude-if your going to joke-make it short

ans if u post a newstory-summarize it for use so we dont have to read it

chretien is the canadian prime minister

if you dind't know that already.

History speaks for itself...
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* Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

* Hundred Years War - Mostly lost. Saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

* Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

* Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

* Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

* War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

* The Dutch War - Tied

* War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

* War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough , which they have loved every since.

* American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; " France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

* French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

* The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

* The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France 's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

* World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States . Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

* World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

* War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu.

* Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

* War on Terrorism - France , keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

didnt know that, isnt that the guy in the pic riding a scooter?

hmm i dont see how they can say they lost the napoleonic wars because they had many early successes

they do have the foreign legion biggrin:

haha, that pic is hilarious

though I think it is lost after the old upload mohaa.cact site got uploaded

and i'm sure alot of americans hate bush, I guess that means they hate their country. That is basiccally what you were implying right?

Its not that we hate him, its just we dont want to see our boys die for a threat that isnt that close to hurting us. Now the imbosile celebrities are protesting

Protesting usually never helps, He'll probably go through with it even if they took a vote fromt he American public and like 90% voted no

It is what he always wanted to do.

Stack em, some people are good at fighting, others are not. Americans are good at bombing shit, they have the most funded military in the wrold. France is known for fine wines, its cuisine, the effiel tower, it's spectacular countryside and the best sex and clubbing in the world. So France can't fight, big fucking deal, you know that's what mercenaries are for.

What they said. Making fun of the French, even for jokes, is racism. We don't take that shit here, so don't post it.

Stackem - It's all very good to give a history lesson about French losses, but if that is your reason for spending time making jokes at the expense of the French, by pointing out their shortcomings, then don't be suprised if we type up a *Long* list of cases of American Arrogance throughout history....And proceed to use that as an excuse to type up countless threads at American expense.

BTW you could come up with very many german losses in wars too.....so whats the point?

you forgot beautiful women biggrin:

YES! Miss Casta owns me.

Spain has the worst military record, if I'm not mistaken....

who's counting? and you can't really say spain has a military record unless you are referring to the area currently known as spain, it has been inhabited by many different peoples

Fuck me.
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I'm mistaken then......You can't talk - You call physically-challenged people "Retards" to their faces...You heartless bastard! biggrin:

Oh so THATS why noone really goes out to bomb the USA. everyone has bigger dicks than them.

Mind you, most americans wouldnt be able to find their dicks under the layers of flab. [/stereotype]

heh like I care, that job sucked ass

I wouldnt fuck you but i sure would fuck her biggrin:

We can sandwich her, you can have the pink if you want, I'll jockey in here at the browneye.

I heard the stink feels better.

Something about my nuts rubbing against another mans nuts wouldnt feel straight to me oOo:

The French are good people. I think as far as military prowess, the French probably suffered from poor leadership. Look at how the French performed militarily under Napoleon.

I thought I made clear, and I know I made clear in the IRC channel, that I don't hate French people.

I do dislike the decisions of their government, but that's a different issue.

I don't understand why everyone is so uptight about some light-hearted poking at their military. You can find it in almost every newspaper. And mind you that most nations in the world actually televise daily satire about America, and I've not once heard bitching about that.

It's just making fun. If people want to take it seriously, that's ridiculous, but it's their perogative.

I'll repeat. The love of my life was a French girl whom I lost because her father was ailing and she had to return to France. I never really got over her. One of my best friends here is a French student studying at the local college. We hang out all the time. Hate to shock you, but he told me about half of those jokes. Namely the Champs joke and the French fighter plane jokes.

Everyone just needs to pull the buttplugs out of their asses.

hmm, it seems your feelings are the french almost tie into my feelings about America.

But I guess you are allowed to dislike a government and I can't.

French jokes pwn u all

French jokes are ok, if not used VERY much...like what this week has been like

maybe you found one and want to post it...but don't start one hundred million threads of just french jokes.

There is always a time for jokes for anything, just not excessively

I don't make serious generalizations of French people in a negative manner. If it wouldn't crash the forums, I'd go search for Pyro and America and make a thread of all the times you've done just that.

This is one of the worst search engines I've ever seen...I bet if you serached my name as an author, it would still never come up any posts by me.

does phpbb2 or whatever make the search engine, ebcause it is really bad.