This is poo-poo
 

Ok, in my Reading class, we have to hand in a journal entry about a book we are reading over the quarter (Im reading Band of Brothers), and we hand it in like every 3 weeks. Well, today was the day, and I did it last night and forgot to bring it in, so my hardass teacher gives me five fucking zeroes!!!!! Im already failing Reading because our class book is The Hobbit, which is nothing but boring shit sleep: , so its hard to pay attention and the tests are mad hard. Well, Im done, Im just mad, sorry if none of you care

P.S. Out of the 4 tests we had on The Hobbit so far, I havent glotten above 50%... oOo: oOo:

damn edit button, i ment gotten

Reading class? Are you in grade 5 or something?

Yeah, I "forgot" it at home, you know how many teachers hear that? Bet you don't forget it again.

Oh, and the Hobbit is an easy read. Just do it.

Damnit you fool! First off I'm reading the Hobbit, cause I have too. Second, you don't say "I forgot it!" I sauce my excuses! "Mr. Lowery, yesterday when I was getting out of my car I put my books on the roof and the wind blew them away..." that's a bit corny but does the job. Try and get creative! If you had "forgotten" it and knew about it before that class, you call up your rents and tell them it's a big grade and you need to leave early!

Don't bitch about it. When you get older you're find out people HATE whiners. Well, in the military anyways.

Learn from your mistakes.

butters is right, you have to lie a little to get what you need buddy. first of all make it sound tragic and that youll bring it after school or the next morning. about the only adivce i can give
also read the sparknotes at least if you want to make more than a 50

lmfao it reminds me of one time i forgot to study for my macroeconomics final in college and i stared at the test for about 2 hours and could only work on 2 problems...big failure!!!!!!!!!

[quote="Old Reliable":302c9]lmfao it reminds me of one time i forgot to study for my macroeconomics final in college and i stared at the test for about 2 hours and could only work on 2 problems...big failure!!!!!!!!![/quote:302c9]

Yeah, You sure are!

Anyways...Don't fucking bullshit about it, just admit you fucked up. Tell the truth. People hate whiners....And dude, don't listen to Butters, I mean - Look at him! He works as a chef's bitch for christ's sake! Just say "I didn't fucking do it."

ah but right now everything is honkey dorey biggrin:

Most teachers I know would simply ask you to bring it the next day OR get
a zero for sure. Giving people one good chance is always better than being
an ass...

shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":84791]shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:[/quote:84791]

That seems right.....Couldn't you have simply put "He was knocked out."

(I've never read the book, but I'm assuming that when he 'blacked out' Tolkein meant he was knocked unconscious)

I mean - What the fuck is "He fell into darkness?"

I can see what she means.

roll with the punches, now you know never to describe passing out as falling into darkness oOo:

Yeah, Tripper has a big penis, I mean he has a big pointer... I MEAN he has a point.

Do what you're told. Nothing more, nothing less.

[quote="Old Reliable":d5c9c]roll with the punches, now you know never to describe passing out as falling into darkness oOo:[/quote:d5c9c]

Amusing that I am agreeing with Reliable, but:

Exactly.

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":4b8ae]shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:[/quote:4b8ae]

LOL i decided to see whats up at aa.com again and saw your post and laughing my ass off. I gota say this

YOU TARD!

God just read the damn book get your B+ and go to the next grade.

What grade are you in. Im in High school and the old "I forgot it at home" usually works. IF that wont work its the old. "my printer died as I was printing and we ran out of ink can I brink it in tomorrow I swear I will please!."


*walking away* "Stupid teacher: evil:

[quote="[2ndS.S.]Enigma":31b18][quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":31b18]shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:[/quote:31b18]

LOL i decided to see whats up at aa.com again and saw your post and laughing my ass off. I gota say this

YOU TARD!

God just read the damn book get your B+ and go to the next grade.[/quote:31b18]

It's back! ed:

SERIOUSLY WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN? 5? 6?
quit bitching about your own stupidity, pull up your training diapers and
concentrate on NOT getting held back for yet another year.

[quote="Muff Diver":e4ed5]SERIOUSLY WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN? 5? 6?
quit bitching about your own stupidity, pull up your training diapers and
concentrate on NOT getting held back for yet another year.[/quote:e4ed5]
well said

lol who changed the thread title

lol sorry joe i just wanted to post this

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rofl

Old reliable the mad rebel... eek:

I FUCKING READ THE HOBBIT IN 5th GRADE!
dildo faggins.

LOL. for once i agree with whatever moderator changed the thread title.

The Hobit!? That book is nothing! Wait until you have to read The Iliad...

don't apologize to teh joedolf

I liked the hobbit. Better than those lord of the rings crap. And much shorter too. It has killing, which is better than any of the books we read. The ending was pretty good too, especially the dragon. May be the best character in any book. All we read are pussy books like the grapes of wrath and some lesbian book about 8 chinese women. Most of the time we read propaganda on how white people are evil. I would much rather be reading the hobbit is all I am saying. And I always tell the truth to teachers. At one point or another, atleast they respect you a bit. I don't necessarily want teachers' respect. But it is always nice come grading time. Although some teachers can't be reasoned with. And this one sounds like a real asshole, so I wouldn't know what to tell you either way. Good luck with that though, and be thankful you are reading something semi good.

[quote="Cool Fool":38e3f]I FUCKING READ THE HOBBIT IN 5th GRADE!
dildo faggins.[/quote:38e3f]

lmfao dildo faggins

That's right, bow down to me instead, bitznitch!

nein danke

[quote="Gothic_child180":cdfb2]The Hobit!? That book is nothing! Wait until you have to read The Iliad...[/quote:cdfb2]

I've read both the Iliad and The Odyssey....I think the latter is better....