Man fakes choking to pick up ladies
 

[quote:18b93]Man fakes choking to pick up ladies
Friday, March 7, 2003 Posted: 4:02 PM EST (2102 GMT)

PUNTA GORDA, Florida (AP) -- A short, dumpy man has been going around town faking choking episodes, apparently to get attention from women.

He flails his arms, coughs and sputters. After a woman rushes over to help, he showers her with gratitude, hugs and kisses.

The sheriff's office has gotten about a half-dozen calls about the "Choking Man," as the Charlotte Sun Herald dubbed him. So far he has not committed any crime, though a woman on Monday went to the hospital with an anxiety attack after an encounter.

It dawned on people that he was faking it after the newspaper ran a story earlier this week about a woman in a restaurant rescuing an anonymous choking man. The paper started getting calls from women saying they, too, had had encounters with a man who matched the description.

Mary Welcher said she noticed the man outside a hospital in January, flailing his arms, gasping and turning red.

"I knew the Heimlich maneuver from having done it on one of my children," Welcher said. "I ran around and grabbed him around the waist. A piece of apple came out. He'd been eating an apple before he started choking."

As in the other reported encounters, Choking Man was gushing with gratitude.

"He was crying, sweating, hugging us and saying, 'Thank you, you saved my life!"' Welcher said.

She and other women who have "saved" him described him as being in his mid-30s, 5-foot-6 and 245 pounds, with a bald spot and a mustache.

"There's been no crime. Our hands are kind of tied here," sheriff's spokesman Bob Carpenter said Friday.
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Oh..he's good.

don't hate the playa, hate the game

He is teh pimp.

Seizures work good too.

There's always the "I'm drowning and need CPR from the hot lifeguard" trick.

yea but thats soooooo little rascals

hhahhah thats more like the movie Sandlot. that movie was awesome.

[quote="Bean 2":4500a]hhahhah thats more like the movie Sandlot. that movie was awesome.[/quote:4500a]

lol yeah...they got banned from the pool.

reminds me of the book "choke" by chuck paliahnuk. In it, the dude fakes choking at restaurants, to let people save him. And suppsedly, once someone saves you, they send you money at certain times of the year (like birthdays) so he lives off of choking and the checks that come with it. Good book.

i have gotz to try that one, i guess its better that going on my knees and sniffing there ass evil:

[quote=Pyro]lol yeah...they got banned from the pool.[/quote:bc254]loser..

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0d5fb][quote=Pyro]lol yeah...they got banned from the pool.[/quote:0d5fb]loser..[/quote:0d5fb]
Not really.....that kid grew up and married that chick biggrin: What a playa.

Well it sure beats the 'Im wearing sunglasses because im blind and wish to feel your "face" to know what you look like' scenario ..

Hmmmmm. . .

n00b, he should learn from my 1337 skillz

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE SEND MONEY TO THE PERSON THEY SAVED, IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. PEOPLE ARE SUCH FUCKING MORONS!!!

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^ god damn i love the aa.com forums ROFL ....cynical sarcasm ....overload..! oOo:

^ god damn i love the aa.com forums ROFL ....cynical sarcasm ....overload..! oOo:

and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]

*sigh* the goddamn thing was stuck ...it wouldnt load so i closed i.e. and did it again.... cry:

how bout them red socks

They're good! Dont believe what others tell you. Gonna go far this year, youll see.

not as good as my whitesox! evil:

i fart in their general direction

You either make them yourself....(Like me)..

Or you use other peoples...

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":0fcbf]not as good as my whitesox! evil:[/quote:0fcbf]
That had to have been a joke. Fatty Colon is gonna carry the team through the season? I have nothing against the whitesox, but i think the REAL sox are better swordfight:

Very insensitive pic, in my opinion. hake:

[quote="Jedi Marksman":75bc9]
Very insensitive pic, in my opinion. hake:[/quote:75bc9]

Meh - Lighten up, and laugh it up...

[quote=cashwarsplaya]That had to have been a joke. Fatty Colon is gonna carry the team through the season? I have nothing against the whitesox, but i think the REAL sox are better swordfight:[/quote:c7162]

heh how did i know some beantowner would come in and defend his deadsox....psssttt curse of the bambino....1986....buckner.... happy:


p.s. i did like your fatty colon statement LOL i dont care for him either being that he was a friggin indian hake: ....the white stockings could have a breakout yr like in 2000...we will see my friend

[quote=Tripper]Meh - Lighten up, and laugh it up...[/quote:fad46]

I'm just too damned sensitive for my own good.

He actually started crying too? That's just too funny, and very desperate.

i was about to say that. i love how his friend just starts collecting rocks and when they go to the strip club and tell the strippers what disease they could have. like when he told the blonde girl blondes have more chance to get breast cancer so she goes home and dyed her hair brown oOo: