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Polaris 06-29-2001 08:56 AM

did you know that Hitler had only ONE testicle ?

well he did .


thank you for your complements and thoughts . this will be my last ww2 fact .

goodbye http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Von Paulus 06-29-2001 09:10 AM

To be sung:

Hitler, has only one brass ball,
Goring, has two but VERY SMALL,
Himmler, has something similar,
and poor old Goebells, has no balls at all...

(Sung by British troops, I imagine to keep up morale!!)

blade 06-29-2001 09:25 AM

ewwwwwww... are you serious ? LOL

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Recycled Spooge 06-29-2001 09:28 AM

Hitler liked to be peed on.

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Polaris 06-29-2001 09:35 AM

so are you saying , VonP , that they knew during the war , that he was UniBalled ? man , his henchmen must have made so much fun of him behind his back . http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Hells-Angel 06-29-2001 11:31 PM

ya that would suck ass

Von Paulus 06-30-2001 12:19 AM

I'm not sure, possibly hangin' shit on him was punishable by death...But the British sure as hell could have...Maybe that's what started the Battle of Britain?

SoLiDUS 06-30-2001 01:18 AM

ROFL

"Hey ! HITLER ! You don't have the ballZ to fuck with the world !"

" #!^&*(#!@# ! I have only one ball silly ! I will kick you in the nutz for this insult !"


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Von Paulus 06-30-2001 04:19 AM

What ever you're on Solidus...I want some of it!!!

Cpt.Kickass 07-01-2001 05:31 AM

that pretty damn funny

BallisticWookie 07-01-2001 08:01 AM

Bwahahahahahahaha !!!!! Only one ball, hilarious !!!!

Hans 07-01-2001 09:37 AM

Lol, thats hilarious!!

According to MOH: Underground -- Himmler talked with dead kings in his basement...

So Hitler has one ball, and Himmler's just plain crazy. What a great combination for the leaders of the Nazis!

Recycled Spooge 07-01-2001 09:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hans:
Lol, thats hilarious!!

According to MOH: Underground -- Himmler talked with dead kings in his basement...

So Hitler has one ball, and Himmler's just plain crazy. What a great combination for the leaders of the Nazis!
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Didn't Himmler have something to do with the Teutonic Knights?


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riesep 07-02-2001 12:22 AM

I did a report on Himmler for school but unfortunately I didn't deal with the occults. I looked into it but it was too hard to find information on it. The one good book I found was 50 dollars which dealt of the castle that was in MOHU. I remember the first time I went in that castle and walked straight past the knigts thinking they were ornamental, man that creeped me out. Did anyone else think that they were decorations?

Cajunmap 07-02-2001 01:23 AM

I thought they were decorations too, but I started shooting them anyway before they could kill me, I shot every that moved in that game basically

Von Paulus 07-02-2001 02:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hans:
Lol, thats hilarious!!

According to MOH: Underground -- Himmler talked with dead kings in his basement...

So Hitler has one ball, and Himmler's just plain crazy. What a great combination for the leaders of the Nazis!
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And Goring was a fat arse!

Von Paulus 07-02-2001 02:49 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Didn't Himmler have something to do with the Teutonic Knights?

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Yeah, Both Hitler and Himmler were obsessed with the occult, Believing the 12 highest ranked SS generals were the new knights of the round table, and a whole loa other shit like that...

SoLiDUS 07-02-2001 03:02 AM

I know some of you will think I'm crazy, but I really do think their is something to the Wolfenstein games.. the occult that the nazis' studied and all..

I have read on this topic for a while now and I do believe the bastards have gone to the moon WAY before the americans did in the 1960's...

They've studied anti-gravity devices and techniques (and by some accounts, accomplished it), genetics and engineering, cthullu mythos (although it was all invented by Howard Phillips Lovecraft) and other "legends", mind controlm time travel (YES, time travel.. they used Nikola Teslas' coil technology to try and manipulate time) and contact with alien races..

They've infiltrated the highest forms of government to this day and still live among us http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/frown.gif

But I digress... I am an avid conspiracy theorist so alot of this sounds out of this world to most "history" buffs here.. satisfied with what was written by the "victors".

Point is; I *DO* think their was alot more to the occult studies the nazis' did than most people would think... their technology was quite advanced.

Have fun and read on these topics.. you may find some interesting things that you wouldn't have thought possible before http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Von Paulus 07-02-2001 05:39 AM

But they weren't movin'!!!But hearing those metallic footsteps...creepy! (bangs head on table), Also, ya know in that level, ya can walk straight through the front door!

-Thx

P.S- Solidus makes an "interesting" point, I mean, maybe they were trying to bring the dead back to life as well. What do you think they did with at least half the Jewish bodies they carved up for "medical experiments", making zombies ?, Feeding 'em to animals, and hows about all the anti-gravity experiments, the "freezing" experiments...Uterly pointless, or was there a dark, hidden motive ?

I guess we will never know....

Polaris 07-02-2001 06:18 AM

why do you keep doing this to yourslf VonP ?

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Von Paulus 07-03-2001 05:53 AM

hehe, nice touch...give me that animation!!! (bangs head on table)


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