under wear
 

why do mens underwear have that pocket in the front?

Re: under wear
 

[quote="Maple SyRuP":7f2d8]why do mens underwear have that pocket in the front?[/quote:7f2d8]

Thats so you can pull your dick out of it. But its much more practical just to pull them down

Yep, it for pulling your wanker out in the bathroom when you have to relieve yourself. I never use it though, its much quicker to just pull it down enough so your penis falls out.

On a side note why are we talking about this? biggrin:

I wear boxer shorts.

except when im in a kilt in which case i go true scotsman.

ROFL!!

A kilt!

I don't think I've ever used the wanker "pull-it-outer hole" before.

It would never fit!! bahaha

boxers with buttons are especially useless. The buttons keep popping off.

[quote="Muff Diver":504fd]boxers with buttons are especially useless. The buttons keep popping off.[/quote:504fd]

i know what ya mean, and then you have this big hole in your shorts and your wang hangs out

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":4795f]ROFL!!

A kilt!

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and thats is funny why?

[quote=1080jibber]i know what ya mean, and then you have this big hole in your shorts and your wang hangs out[/quote:07171]

Yup damn annoying, then again it would be worse if it was a zap instead of a button zzippp ARRRRRGH FUCK.....

[quote=Gerard]Yup damn annoying, then again it would be worse if it was a zap instead of a button zzippp ARRRRRGH FUCK.....[/quote:8763a]

What a terrible fate

i use it when im in no hurry cuz i dont want my ass hanging out all the time, it helps when you have pants with a zipper on so you just pull it thru 2 mouse traps

um...why are we talking about this? eek:

Maple Syrup started this maddness. But I now known what that pocket is for.

[quote="Captain Bunny":87f8d][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":87f8d]ROFL!!

A kilt!

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and thats is funny why?[/quote:87f8d]

Yes, it's funny... sorry to offend your culture though.

Seeing a friend of mine walk into school with a kilt on would be hilarious

I wear womens' thongs. oOo:

[quote="Gothic_child180":3682c]I wear womens' thongs. oOo:[/quote:3682c]
goth hake:

Thanks for stating the obvious.....

anime is for kids

So says someone whos never seen real ones before...

[quote="Gothic_child180":ccb43]I wear womens' thongs. oOo:[/quote:ccb43]

That i can find beleivable for some reason eek:

Now image GERARD wearing a Kilt and doing the "hoola-hoola" dance!

Bahahahahah!!!!!!

I'd shit my pants laughing.. happy:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":fc65a]Now image GERARD wearing a Kilt and doing the "hoola-hoola" dance!

Bahahahahah!!!!!!

I'd shit my pants laughing.. happy:[/quote:fc65a]

Well i was in a pipe band before so i used to wear a kilt, then a flute band with no kilt. No pics though so ure outta luck happy:

Well damn it Gerard! cry:

i was just thinking....What are the women of aa.com thinking when they see this thread?! LOL, just a thought.


Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. I started to bleed and a scab formed. It kept me from wacking off for 3 weeks cry: cry:

[quote="Garry Coleman":b9412]i was just thinking....What are the women of aa.com thinking when they see this thread?! LOL, just a thought.


Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. I started to bleed and a scab formed. It kept me from wacking off for 3 weeks cry: cry:[/quote:b9412]
i burned a cigarette on my c0k...err wait how did that happen?

YAY now i know what the flap is for but i wear boxers
i really hate it when your watching a movie with peeps and your in your boxers and all of a suppen it pops out!

The hole in the jocks are for whipping your dick out, whilst hiding your huge bush of p00abs, so chicks can give you BJs without getting furballs.

I personally wear boxers, and sport my bush with pride.

I have a picture of me in a kilt at my sisters wedding. its a bad photo though as i am really really wasted and couldnt stand up properly for the photo, and i have a smug grin on my face as i had just had sex with one of the brides maids in the toilets, and i look a right mess as i never put my sporran or belt on properly afterwards.

i might post it, i might not. depends if you want to see it.

[quote="Captain Bunny":9823f]I have a picture of me in a kilt at my sisters wedding. its a bad photo though as i am really really wasted and couldnt stand up properly for the photo, and i have a smug grin on my face as i had just had sex with one of the brides maids in the toilets, and i look a right mess as i never put my sporran or belt on properly afterwards.

i might post it, i might not. depends if you want to see it.[/quote:9823f]

Post a pic of the Bridesmaid you banged.

[quote="Garry Coleman":9b014]
Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. cry: cry:[/quote:9b014]

Speaking of accidents like that, the other day i was going to sit down at my
computer (which has a really hard seat) and I sat on my nut cry: ed: . That
fucking hurts. Not a pleasant way to wake up in the morning. It wasnt the
first time that happened to me but it was by far the most painful because
of the wooden chair.

for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!!!

Old, you really really need to lighten up before you give yourself a heart attack.
Actually on second thoughts, if moaning about things said on a forum is at the top of your worries list, you really dont have much to live for.....

ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:

[quote="Old Reliable":783c8]ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:[/quote:783c8]

Well now u know so go masturbate elsewhere. eek:

Gerard, get to your bed, its 4am!!


old reliable. ill tell you a story about jackonory if you promise not to laugh.

yea i sat on my nuts once, but it was worse cuz it was at school and i tried to play it off like nothing happend but i was about to fall down and start crying. i was also too scared to sit down again so i kinda just stood there in a bent over fashion it was really obvious what had happend

LMAO^

The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up, like at school....That sucks....I always manage to get one when the bell rings and I'm expected to get up and leave....Go figure, my english teacher is a fucking MILF.

wow thats pretty fuckin gay

[quote="Old Reliable":8f5f5]wow thats pretty fuckin gay[/quote:8f5f5]

YEAH! ed:


Nearly as gay as YOU! ed: