Some Humour
 

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers
on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best
NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be
unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of
the former President of the United States. I am also the most
dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's
potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of
the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President
in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my
life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

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HAW HAW HAW!*

*Copyright Zoner91

HA! Good one. biggrin:

Good Form, Martin biggrin:

Ripsnorter of a yarn there old boy!

lol thats great because its so true bush is stupid enof to do that

eek: I heard that a long time ago and it originally had Clinton in it, not Bush. Nice try though.

suicide

It's still funny.

Besides I don't recall Mr Clinton having a rep for being stupid. Randy, perhaps, but never stupid. I actually liked him. Pity I never got to meet him in my stint working in the American Embassy in London a few years back.

No, all we got was Al Gore.

Boo.

You liked him? Why? He was a bigger idiot than Bush.

Thxs all

this site needs some humour

Damn straight it's copyrighted... biggrin:


Zone

That may be, but his being an idiot didn't affect me in any way, so yeh I liked him.

I don't know him personally or anything, so maybe that helps...

Man, is this idiocy in leaders a growing trend these days?

I wonder how they get the job in the first place...

Dont blame me. Im too young to vote biggrin:

Just to stir the pot a little.....

Does anyone else remember the reaction Willy got when he sent 400 cruise missles into afganistan after Bin Laden and missed him by only minutes?

The critics (republicans mostly) said it was a waste of money and resources to go after a goat herder like bin laden.