Homemade Rhymes
 

Post your homemade rhymes you made up here. Here's my submission:


It's hard to know who's good or not, who's good or who smokes pot, who's great n' who's not. Look I use to hang with 'dis lot smoked from the age of ten, not even men. Just felt they musta stood out, cuz look out, the bats out, If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck.
-Winters

Red white and blue, the colour of the coo, the coo pumped, i jumped, red white and blue.

look at my teacher she is fat and lame she must be having menustral pain oOo:

i gotz eh rocket and i wantz u 2 sock it

[quote:ae51b]If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck. [/quote:ae51b]

chest would rhyme better than neck

I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA!

Hello Saddam
Would you look out behind you
I think its a bomb

When youre sitting in a room and then you hear a BOOM! Diareha, Diarrhea

Jimmy Chonka is a man, he works with the Taliban

-Al of them mine

they all suck

You think you can fuck with this shit?
You think you can suck on this dick?
You think you can hit someone, and me not know?
You think you can fuck some bitch and their not my hoe?

You say the shit you spill is ryhemes
I say the shit you say is a crime
They should lock you up in a cell with Bubba
So he can fuck you up and call ya lil brotha




i know its not great, ill post better stuff later

You think you can fuck with this shit?
You think you can suck on this dick?
You think you can hit someone, and me not know?
You think you can fuck some bitch and their not my hoe?

You say the shit you spill is ryhemes
I say the shit you say is a crime
They should lock you up in a cell with Bubba
So he can fuck you up and call ya lil brotha




i know its not great, ill post better stuff later

fuck double post...

[quote:5f465]look at my teacher she is fat and lame she must be having menustral pain [/quote:5f465]

Hahaha...that's the best of them all.

You guys should call Death Row Records and see about a contract. biggrin: biggrin:

Yous guys is so whack, couldnt get a contract, but when im on the mic, yo you fade to black, time to get back on track, talking 'bout your rhymes is crap, I know you wish you could spit like I spat,

to bad I shat better rhymes outta my ass, I stay awake in class, never walk without my brass, and never rap crass always first never last just because im so fast.

WERD!!!!!1

lol, well, now we know he didn't put rappers in his sigs for no reason!

I spit these rhymes, ever flowing so smoothly
just so you dumb pricks with no flow can follow me
it's so sick how I says this shit, hell
even your mom wants to get this dick, bitch check it

werd.

*crosses arms*

OHH SHIT A DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









blood spilled on the flloor paramedics at the door
people just realized what this boy might have done with his life instead of usin' that knife

I've got nothing to say...this thread is fucking gh3y. oOo:



Zone

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":ea100]I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA![/quote:ea100]

i think its "I was sliding INTO third and i felt a juicy terd, dierreha...n00b

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...diahrreah!!

The Superbowl is gay
the superbowl is gay
Its so fucking gay
SUPERBOWL
SUPERBOWL
SUPERBOWL...is gay...
biggrin:

Re: Homemade Rhymes
 

[quote="Maj. Winters":8edd9]Post your homemade rhymes you made up here. Here's my submission:


It's hard to know who's good or not, who's good or who smokes pot, who's great n' who's not. Look I use to hang with 'dis lot smoked from the age of ten, not even men. Just felt they musta stood out, cuz look out, the bats out, If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck.
-Winters[/quote:8edd9]

lol your ten and talking about pot lol. thanks you just made my day

I be so hip, I hop on th' slop you whiggers rap
cos it be crap y'all deserve a bitchslap an' I be
just the chap to do it, you tried funky an' you blew it
signin' swingin' arms like a like a fucktard monkey, Iknew it
y'all try so hard, but there's jus no chance
yo skillz is lower than the fork o' my pants
Now watch an' learn as this bitch hits the floor
leet for sure, spin any more an I be breakin thru th' earths fucken core!

(*actual music sampled here in lieu of any imagination)

oOo:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":bd5e9][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":bd5e9]I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA![/quote:bd5e9]

i think its "I was sliding INTO third and i felt a juicy terd, dierreha...n00b

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...diahrreah!![/quote:bd5e9]

haha no no, it doesnt matter WHAT it is.

we had them here, and you can make up anything you want.

I was climbing up a tree when i felt it on my knee...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

I was running up a hill when i felt my trousers fill...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was on a bridge when i felt something squidge...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was fighting in iraq when it i felt it down my crack...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

ROFLMFAO!!!

my rims chop like the blades on a propeller,
stare at my ice too long and youll be blind like hellen keller

Tic-Tac, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, lick your nuts and suck your dick, all because you're sick.

I'd waste my time trying to top you off
but it aint necessary, you soft like cloth

damn my rhymes suffer from lack of imagination
too much television and not enough masturbation
for me to come up with ill shit like eminem do
well fuck it, thats why I aint makin' money too

enough bullshittin' with this rap shit
im gonna stop givin' you hot shit to wipe your ass with

mwah:

(tune of Row row row your boat) Fuck fuck fuck the duck, screw the kangaroo,Purple donkey 3-way orgy at the purple zoo!

Jimmy Carter is smarter
but Scooby Doo can doo doo


(freestyle thread was better than this)

A box of bricks is smarter than Jimmy Carter, the man who made interest rates soar to 26%.

the diarreah ones are awesome, can go on forever

I remember the AA.com rhymes a long time back, those were real fun.

Yousa all eat shit, you rap like suckas,
but when im on the mic ya'll want me to fuck ya,
y'all guys just wanna hear my spits?
then get down, ya bitches, and suck on this slick-ass dick.

imma be busy flaming n00bs for the fame,
im never tame, i disperse my insults with pure game,
never lame, never feel shame, i make other fools take the blame,
could call me insane, but its i who brings the pain,
and if you call me names, you might just get slain.

[quote="Captain Bunny":ada63][quote="Capt. John Miller":ada63][quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":ada63]I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA![/quote:ada63]

i think its "I was sliding INTO third and i felt a juicy terd, dierreha...n00b

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...diahrreah!![/quote:ada63]

haha no no, it doesnt matter WHAT it is.

we had them here, and you can make up anything you want.

I was climbing up a tree when i felt it on my knee...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

I was running up a hill when i felt my trousers fill...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was on a bridge when i felt something squidge...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA

i was fighting in iraq when it i felt it down my crack...DIARRHEA DIARRHEA[/quote:ada63]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!


I was ridin' in a Chevy and I felt somethin' heaveh, DIARRHEA, DIERREHA!!!!!!

when ya slide into first and ya feel somethin burst........diarreah diarreah

20's and 50's some big ass tittys. Count my green get in between them.. tittys