Dont have a girlfriend...
 

then get the imaginary girlfriend kit!
[url:41155]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916669204&category=14 67[/url:41155]
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my imaginary girlfriend is a hand and a harddrive full of porn.

whoops did i post that oOo:

INDEED IT IS MIKE!

miss Michigan

Heh, yeah my hand is my gf. What pisses me off is that a lot of girls say I'm cute, but for some reason I don't have a gf. Not that I really want one, mainly I just want a girl that will suck face and dick, but the priciple of it pisses me off. I don't think its because I'm "the nice guy" either, in fact, I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people. Oh well, my hand will have to do. At least I won't get butt herpes that way.

Same here chronic

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ecec6] I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people.[/quote:ecec6]


Thus concludes why our young hero is single, and so ends ballad of chronic diarrhea and his girlfriend hand.

Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":ae99f]Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:ae99f]

well ya dont have to rub it in. its only hs for most of us why get serious?

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":34e89]Poor single bastards biggrin:


For the record, if girls say you're "cute", they're basicly trying to say, "ya, your a nice guy, but i dont wanna go out with you"[/quote:34e89]

And if she calls you a stud?

I dunno if i should laugh at you guys or not. What seems to be the problem hooking up with girls?? Sheez, i had girls since the 4th grade.
Any girls in your neighborhood? Man, i had a ton of 'em in mine and i "played" with most of 'em. Hurry up and get any girl you can before it's too late...BUWAHAAHAHA !!

Oh I don't care if you rub it in, I've had girlfriends before, but I haven't had one in about 4 months or so.

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this pic pwns

yeah, im tehe biggest smartass in school, i always talk back to my teacher with comments, its funny. They do noithing about it, so i just keep making fun of them

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":bf9b1]yeah, im tehe biggest smartass in school, i always talk back to my teacher with comments, its funny. They do noithing about it, so i just keep making fun of them[/quote:bf9b1]

HA! Yeah last week I was talking to this dude beside me and the teacher says "Why do you keep talking?"

I say "Well you keep interrupting us."

She wrote me up, but the office did nothing about it, since that was the first time I had ever been to the office this whole year. The class loved me for it since everybody thinks she is a bitch.

i used to do that alot freshman and soph years but now ive kinda stopped, i still do it in comp sci and art but its all in good fun, altho the teachers arent too fond of it. i already got a day of iss for it evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

high school years hake:

hahahaha whoever bought that thing is a n3rd!

I agree. High school is a complete joke and I wish I could shit on it.

High School OWNZ......I used to do that shit at my old school.

Never turned up to class, always smoking teh buds, pimping teh girlies....God it was the life.

But I go to a new school and had to settle down. But I still pimp, and still get up to teh fun shite in the weekends....... biggrin:

Oh man, that looks like a kid I knew when I was younger, and now he's grown up! lol (Well, sorta grown up. . .) eek:

[quote:e9528]Never turned up to class, always smoking teh buds, pimping teh girlies....God it was the life.
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you never had a girl in your life. your sister told me when i bent her over, she says your gay. bet you cant take that joke. little boy can dish it but cant take it. go cry to a mod. wuss

you never had a girl in your life. your sister told me when i bent her over, she says your gay. bet you cant take that joke. little boy can dish it but cant take it. go cry to a mod. wuss[/quote:e4f58]

.....i don't have a sister.

GG WANKSTEIN! biggrin:

i <3 retards

High School OWNZ but I know that It will get better after high school......I hope.

youll prolly just drink more in college and do some more work at times

High school was a blast, college was even better, the world after college isnt so bad either. Life is what you make of it. Nothing is going to magically come along and transform your life into a fairy tale. You have to do that on your own.

Pathetic who would bye that piece of shit.

I dunno.. maybe some guy who makes a thread in a forum to cry about his girlfriend leaving him.. at age 16. eek:

[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":6aded]I dunno.. maybe some guy who makes a thread in a forum to cry about his girlfriend leaving him.. at age 16. eek:[/quote:6aded]

LOL!

NOCTIS = WINNAR!

GG LonerStein!