Freestyle thread #2 as "freestyle-along"
 

Simple concept: we come up with two lines each and try to make sense with
the previous rhyme. I'll start it off...

I spit these rhymes, ever flowing so smoothy,
just so you dumb pricks with no flow can follow me

but that is all hypocricy my friend
because when i kick the mic my flow never ends.

i see my network admin, walking like a penguin
he knows i can get through him, cuz hes got weak restrictions!

break it down freak:

Shit, I let 'em rock da mic before I put them to the test,
you can try like your network admin but I can't be best!!

Lest y'all fools with ya AKs get laid to rest,
this MC resides from auckland's wild, wild west!

When you all come stressin', you best messin'
Cuz' me and my Glock'll teach you foo's a lesson

wild wild west? more like the wild wild south, before you talk again i suggest you shut your mouth.
cuz you're dealing with the rabbit, i fuck 6 times a day, y'all faggot better stay away
aww shit i went over the 2 line rule,
its time to flame this rabbit ass fool

fuck you rabbit your nothing but a tool
why don't you sodomize your brother while i take you to school

[quote:c46a5]wild wild west? more like the wild wild south, before you talk again i suggest you shut your mouth.
cuz you're dealing with the rabbit, i fuck 6 times a day, y'all faggot better stay away
aww shit i went over the 2 line rule,
its time to flame this rabbit ass fool[/quote:c46a5]

you mess with my rules nigga
your face will come in contact with my tools
you expectin' it so I'll be layin' it
silly rabbit, tricks are for lorena bobbit
fuck six times a day is something you claim
but your couch is all that gets the candy rain

this thread is kinda gay
thats all i have to say

go lay your mother and be sure to rock a rubber
cuz she's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":0ce5f]this thread is kinda gay
thats all i have to say[/quote:0ce5f]

thats all you have to say?
fine be that way
but soon your gonna pay...

[quote="White Rabbit":93b26]wild wild west? more like the wild wild south, before you talk again i suggest you shut your mouth.
cuz you're dealing with the rabbit, i fuck 6 times a day, y'all faggot better stay away
aww shit i went over the 2 line rule,
its time to flame this rabbit ass fool[/quote:93b26]

Guess you never heard of coasts,
well you're not one to boast, watch your ass get toasted as I roast,
I swing with girls of all races, cause I'm the host with the most,
little rabbit better hop away cause im coming close.
Your girls are all hags, I bang better chicks they got no price tags,
so just hope you got a good deal for those slags,
you dress up fags, and then proceed to shag, wiping off your cum with dirty-ass rags.

WERD.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":4b5bf]this thread is kinda gay
thats all i have to say[/quote:4b5bf]
Dude, you're like so white,
You gotta respect the Polska pride.


God I'm so WHITE and Polish...

[quote="Recycled Spooge":4ac50][quote="Cpt. Obvious":4ac50]this thread is kinda gay
thats all i have to say[/quote:4ac50]
Dude, you're like so white,
You gotta respect the Polska pride.


God I'm so WHITE and Polish...[/quote:4ac50]

marina is a big slut
i fucked her up the butt
then i licked her cunt

im like joe i got this thread on lock
mess with me and youll get the forum cock block
biggrin:

good game , fame, lame, antiheros got no game
i ll snipe him from a moving train, rain, bullets from my brain




gg

judas.. judas... cream of the redneck cut
just another shotgun whore camping slut

[quote="aNti hEro":1b5ca][quote="Recycled Spooge":1b5ca][quote="Cpt. Obvious":1b5ca]this thread is kinda gay
thats all i have to say[/quote:1b5ca]
Dude, you're like so white,
You gotta respect the Polska pride.


God I'm so WHITE and Polish...[/quote:1b5ca]

marina is a big slut
i fucked her up the butt
then i licked her cunt[/quote:1b5ca]

ROFL to the LOL, Anti dissed the Pole!
Better watch out, cause Spooge rocks the whole show!

nigga i got mo ice than ur refrigirata,
when i get mad i steam like a radiata,
bitch you best not get up in mah grill,
cuz me and my niggaz is fukin trill

Ya niggaz is ya grand daddy, and he's over the hill,
you mix with him cause you also on the cock pill!
I aim my raps cause Im ill at will,
I crack heads and just let the blood spill!

take out my ak and mow down a crowd
take it down to the subway and make pussys scream loud
i tear it up like a cock in a virgin
when im mean you dont want my mouth and your ear convergin'

Im convergin, as I mold my dialect into music,
abuse it, if you like, or take with a grain of salt,
it ain't my fault that you're to ignorant to understand,
still living in a land of hate, while im mixing it up, digging in the crates,
for beats, rhymes and samples, making mad music for my mates,
battling MC's and sending em straight to their fate.

Teh King rapper be Tripper truckin' down th' block,
an hangin' in th' crapper where they suckin' teh cok. ed:

[quote="Eight Ace":3f270]Teh King rapper be Tripper truckin' down th' block,
an hangin' in th' crapper where they suckin' teh cok. ed:[/quote:3f270]

WERD!

I keep it real to teh core, with my style so raw,
step out of my way when I wage this fucking war.
Fo' sho, i bag more hoes than you got whores!

...yo bro y'all gots t'know this be wo foe sho,
y'all may be th' Street Scholar but y'all life aint worth a dolla,
I wont take no mo you dissed my ho even tho
she be quimmed like a horses collar....... BREAK!...erm, W3rD11 eek:

man im just ballin hard core with my nigga trip
the hoes be hangin of our dicks
we shakin hataz off like no thang
and if you piss us off you hear our guns bang

[quote="Eight Ace":dc580]...yo bro y'all gots t'know this be wo foe sho,
y'all may be th' Street Scholar but y'all life aint worth a dolla,
I wont take no mo you dissed my ho even tho
she be quimmed like a horses collar....... BREAK!...erm, W3rD11 eek:[/quote:dc580]

Yo, you teh winnar of teh battle, my skull you just rattled! WERD!

GG BATTLESTEIN!

Naw, Trippa dawg, you th' freestyle King....yu got th' thing that rings, timing
unlike you all I do is a bit of basic.....erm, you know...when the werds sound the same an' that?*

(Break!)

[quote="Eight Ace":6defe]
Naw, Trippa dawg, you th' freestyle King....yu got th' thing that rings, timing
unlike you all I do is a bit of basic.....erm, you know...when the werds sound the same an' that?*

(Break!)[/quote:6defe]

LOL.

Flippin teh script for all you fellas, Trippah is back from the dead like old yellah!
Mixing it up on the Em Eye Sea, Setting it off
I blow your Em Eye En Dee!
Laying out trip-wires in the beaches of Normandy,
Shooting out knees with my mp40,
I spray lyrics that spit like an m1 garand, pop a round in your head and then in your hand,
Rations are canned, still eat em all up, gives me energy to spit these historical rhymes that I concoct.
I rock whole spots, fight battles, win wars, make french school girls get on all fours!
Boat ships to shore, then I break down the door, spearheading an invasion of an occupied nation, penetration into enemy lines, gun at hip and lean strafe on bind, you blind, finished of your eyes with my colt 45, rivalling any war hero that's alive.

Hero thats alive, until I take your soul/
Ima the gunna of the year and ill rape ya french hoe/
Ive seen the french school girl shoot better/
Take advice advice lil soldier, yea you need to come harder/
Im not holding back because your rookie ima starter/
General of the Army, I fight frontlines with the best/ You die on bloodlines/
I run fearless till I die, your coward with bullet on your mind
Running to your death as you die on endlines



**nice nice last verse Tripper, thought Id join the party biggrin:

Mess with me ill be breakin your neck
walking in line, stealing your welfare checks

Rapin ya girl and making u watch
Taking my time, im taking ya watch

Ya Girl? Yo she's on my crotch,
Getting my belt buckle loose, so she can unhook the notch,
You hate to watch, but damn, she's so good, she got it on lock!

biggrin:

after your girl was done my nuts were on empty
cum all up on her face, then make her friend lick it off
her pussy was kinda dusty like a mof(moth)
when i opened them lips up i couldnt help but cough

stfu cameltoe your rap skills are mild
so i'll ask you again, will you bare my child?

[quote="White Rabbit":80875]stfu cameltoe your rap skills are mild
so i'll ask you again, will you bare my child?[/quote:80875]

and u want him to do that why??

OMFG you just ruined this thread
i outta shoot u in the head, then take your mom to my bed and FORCE her to give me head

You do that rabbit while I sit here in my chair
Looking at hote women with a big blank stare

Sparrows soars through the sky like a kite.
Why am I rappin' yo, I am so damn white.

You better whatch your back, especially the Hare..
I have to go now, gotta fuck a Mare