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1080jibber 03-27-2003 08:25 PM

please read this
 
tell me what you think
kind of crazy

[url:1adcd]http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html[/url:1adcd]

03-27-2003 08:29 PM

probably fake, but you never know, there was a time when people thought travel into space or breaking the sound barrier was impossible.

I'd check on the Bin Laden link just in case

descry 03-27-2003 08:31 PM

LMAO, i wish i could travel back in time, that would be pretty damn cool.

1080jibber 03-27-2003 08:33 PM

i could see, insider trading on 1 company, but a 126?

Blitz-krieg 03-27-2003 08:41 PM

damn, could he be.....?

Arkan 03-27-2003 08:41 PM

All he needs to do at this point, is tell us where Bin Laden and Saddam are and he'll be a hero. We'll even erect a statue to honor him !! oOo:

Tripper 03-27-2003 08:57 PM

Meh...Me thinks that article is a hoax in itself......It's not really written in a proper journalistic manner at all.

Bucknub 03-27-2003 08:59 PM

time travel = impossible hake:

Bazooka_Joe 03-27-2003 09:02 PM

D00d, you know how cool it would be if this guy was really from the future? lol

Tripper 03-27-2003 09:05 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a8f0d]D00d, you know how cool it would be if this guy was really from the future? lol[/quote:a8f0d]

Oh fuck yeah, but it's to unbelieveable.

It would be very cool if he was indeed from the future.

Scalping Chief 03-27-2003 09:09 PM

he could fill us in on what games ea has come out with so we can be prepared

Chronic Diarrhea 03-27-2003 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Meh...Me thinks that article is a hoax in itself......It's not really written in a proper journalistic manner at all.

I will agree on that. The article is written in a childish manner... Take it as it is, folks. I don't believe this really happened.

Sgt. Pepper. 03-27-2003 09:31 PM

350 million in two hundred years wont be worth much....

geRV 03-27-2003 09:38 PM

Ask him when ea plans to fix spearhead, that'll definately stump him. oOo:

Muff Diver 03-27-2003 09:40 PM

If he were from the future why would he come back now? why not to a few years ago when that 'Bre-X' fiasco was happening. could you imagine whe payoff of that?

Chango 03-27-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper.
350 million in two hundred years wont be worth much....

unless you put it in a bank, assuming the bank still exsists in 200 years then you would have to go back in time to before the bank closed and put it in a new bank that is still around in the time that you'll make a withdrawl.

but what he could've done was go into the future and get the stock reports for the 2256 and play in that time, unless the government set up rule against doing such things in which case why wouldn't they have a rule against going back in time and doing that to gain the money he wants in 2256.

or he could have invented the time machine himself and the government doesn't know about it and decided to go back in time to play the stocks so the future government won't get suspicious and take away his time machine.

or he could have come back in time as part of an experiment to test the time machine, and he needed money to build a new time machine to get back to the future, but that raises the question why don't his scientist buddies(assuming he didn't build it himself) go back to pick him up with a different time machine, since they know hes alive now that hes in the news

or he could be lieing

or it could be fake

or i could be insane to bother writing all of this

Shroom 03-27-2003 09:46 PM

shh don't tell anyone I got his time machine it's parked in my garage... lol I wish he did actually prove that he travlled through time so all who don't believe would be proven wrong... biggrin:

intrestedviewer 03-27-2003 10:04 PM

lol as believable as that cult that killed themselves thinking aliens would take them to their planet. biggrin: Even though they did find something behind that one commet ed: biggrin:

Old Reliable 03-27-2003 10:08 PM

and I will never again trust yahoo news, you're better off reading the national enquirer

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-27-2003 10:11 PM

sound slike an episode of star trek oOo:

Scalping Chief 03-27-2003 10:15 PM

i wish i could go back in time i would invest all my life savings in microsoft and bell and shit like that i would be a rich rich rich man

03-27-2003 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocRoe
i wish i could go back in time i would invest all my life savings in microsoft and bell and shit like that i would be a rich rich rich man

but the thing is most stock is VOTING stock, I think the companies would get suspicious if you own a lot of their stock but you haven't contacted them for a hundred years

Himmler 03-27-2003 10:21 PM

lmao thats fuckin tight, i believe his story, but there are a few questions i have...like where do u get all ur oil from? there aint 200 yrs worth of oil left on this planet, and like u said, WHERE THE FUCK IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? lol

Innoxx 03-27-2003 10:22 PM

It's bogus. If it's too good to be true, it usually is.

Innoxx 03-27-2003 10:24 PM

PS: If you look at the page header on that article it says, Yahoo! TV: Entertainment News & Gossip.....

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:29 PM

Any other sources this story is coming from besides Yahoo? And why is it in the Entertainment and TV section of Yahoo News? I know it's quite entertaining but still...This is a fake it seems to me, just like those Puma Ads, with the girl giving that guy brain...

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:33 PM

Holy shit, why didn't I see that before? At the bottom it says " Weekly World News will updated this story soon," or whatever it says. Guys, Weekly World News is a Hoax Newspaper you find in a Grocery Store checkout line or at some magazine stand. It's 100% fake, Weekly World News reports on shit like " BAT BOY FOUND IN MICHIGAN" " WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 40 YEAR OLD MAN." It's for peoples entertainment...It's Fake.

snipeymagoo 03-27-2003 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
time travel = impossible hake:

yes it is, if time travel was possible we would already know about it because people would have traveld back in time from the year whenever already, its all one big phycological thing, think about it, we would have known if it was possible back in the 1700's b/c if it ever is possible someone would/ could have alterd the outcome of the revolutionary war, soo it never will happen, this guy must be some lunitic or is going to plead insanity when he gets to court

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:37 PM

Weekly World News = Fake..... And didn't you ever see Time Cop?

snipeymagoo 03-27-2003 10:39 PM

ahh, and no

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:42 PM

Jean Claude Van Damme is in it. Terrorist take over a Time Machine Facility and go back in time and Kill Robert E Lee, it's pretty tight..except it has the worst acting I've ever seen, but it makes you think.

Scalping Chief 03-27-2003 10:43 PM

lol
Worst actor ever!

cameltoe 03-27-2003 10:46 PM

by the theory of relativity and other shit we learned about in precal, to achieve time travel , youd have to go the speed of light, and your mass would increase exponetaly til it eventually becomes infinate and you become the universe kinda. so either they find some other way in the future and came here... the only other theory to travel thru time is going thru a black hole, but the gravity in those things is so great it bends light rays and whatever goes it never comes out.

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:48 PM

Or take a car from the 80's and put a flux capasitor in it, then sell Plutonium to Lybians, and go back in time to the 50's. Oh, back the future, how I love the.

Scalping Chief 03-27-2003 10:49 PM

lmao thats a great movie

03-27-2003 10:54 PM

Time travel is HARDLY impossible.

As for the validaty of this news report, on the main page they have such scintillating stories as...

How You Can Own A Piece Of Iraq Land
Monday March 24, 2003, Weekly World News
• Archaeologist Finds 12,000 Year Old Magazine From Atlantis!
Friday March 21, 2003, Weekly World News
• Secret Videotape Shows Lions Eating Christians In Iraq
Thursday March 20, 2003, Weekly World News
• 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003, Weekly World News
• Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs!
Tuesday March 18, 2003, Weekly World News
• Fish Has Human Face!
Monday March 17, 2003, Weekly World News
• Bigfoot Captures Sexy Camper For His Love Slave
Friday March 14, 2003, Weekly World News
• Terrorists Are Buying Up America!


Yea.

Scalping Chief 03-27-2003 10:55 PM

lol hahah post some links to thoughs storys

Ferich 03-27-2003 10:55 PM

Goddamnit, I already said it was made by Weekly World News, you're late.

03-27-2003 11:07 PM

[quote="MR. SPECIAL ED":2c8dd]Time travel is HARDLY impossible.

As for the validaty of this news report, on the main page they have such scintillating stories as...


• Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs!
Tuesday March 18, 2003, Weekly World News


Yea.[/quote:2c8dd]

actually schools do that already,
ADHD is a disease conveniently invented to help crappy teahcers who can't hold the kids' attention.

Tripper 03-27-2003 11:07 PM

[quote:415cc]Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs! [/quote:415cc]

Aniterho will be enforcing this.

[quote:415cc]Fish Has Human Face! [/quote:415cc]

There's something fishy going on here. oOo:

[quote:415cc]Bigfoot Captures Sexy Camper For His Love Slave [/quote:415cc]

LOL. GG BIGGIEFOOT! YUO IS TEH PIMP!


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