A moth shat on my lettuce!
 

Can you believe that?

Ever have one of those moments where you think you need to make yourself a sandwitch or you'll die of hunger?

I went to make a BLT and I opened the L part of the BLT and there was a bloggin moth sittin on the God Damn lettuce! All the lettuce around him was like all black and shatted on and stuff. So I washed it off a bit and made my sandwitch. Now i'm enjoying my BLT with a side of shat.

Don't they haev people to check shit like this? A tip for anyone who works in a grocery store: people don't like having moth shat on their lettuce.

U actually ate the sandwich with the crappy lettuce? Thats pretty disgusting.

dude, how do i make a BLT wthout the L? its not possible!

get a new piece of lettuce

or if your out go to the store and get a new bag of lettuce then put the new piece on it

well i already ate the sandwitch so i don't need a new lettuce piece.

so is "shat" the plural word for "shit"?

You could leave out the L and insert an S for sausage, H for pork, S for steak, and M for mayonnaise and you'll be set for a good 5 minutes!

No, "Shat" is the past tense of "Shit".

Fuck it...it's only moth shit. How much could they possibly produce, anyway? Wash it off and be a man. gg ninty!

dont ever mess with a mans sandwhich

Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":10e95]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:10e95]

Bingo.

Yeah I know that, but if I don't see it, I don't think about it right?

Anyway, its not a big deal.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":16bc6]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:16bc6]

no more beefaronifor me mad:

[quote=1080jibber]no more beefaronifor me mad:[/quote:b2ba9]

chef Boyarde (sp?) is a fucking Nazi. I have found slugs, and roaches in my beefaroni a few times. I stopped eating that crap.

Yeah, I don't get clean freaks.....Bitches suck on dicks for christs sake!....And then you kiss them! Does that not tell you anything? A moth is NOTHING compared to the shit you put in your mouth every single day without knowing it.

It's not as if it will kill.....

buy from a differnet produce store, at my store we soak the lettuce in 110 degree water for 5 minutes then store it in a cooler until ready to be put on the shelves where it is watered almost every half hour I believe

[quote="Bean 2":a35b1]U actually ate the sandwich with the crappy lettuce? Thats pretty disgusting.[/quote:a35b1]
yeah it is

I would of kicked the shit out of that moth, then cut out the peice is shat on.

i dunno man, i've always wanted a tapeworm

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[quote="ED! Ban #127":137b3]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:137b3]
yeah. One example is in corn Flakes, when they leave them out for (forget reason why), rats show up and shit and you find feces in your food. Ive found rat shit in my Corn Flakes 7 times before. Very disgusting hake:

and the award for best Subject name ever goes to...
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oh yeah and go back to wherever you got the lettuce and tell them you found a moth in their lettuce. it will make the managers day

That's what I meant Zoner91, thanks for the back up. oOo:

u boys need to learn a little somethin somethin ghetto style. When ppl in the ghetto drop their food or whateva they kiss the food and raise it in the air and say" god made dirt so dirt dont hirt" this is without washing it off btw. Ive from the ghetto so thats how i know of this, hell ive done it myself b4 but i made sure to wash it off or so i think. Ive been out the ghetto for a while now, hmm i wonder if they still practice that ritual hake:

If you've ever eaten fast fod i garentee you've eaten worse than moth shat. Especially at Mc D's.

ROFL........OMFG, Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL!

Well, i'm not from the ghetto, i'm not black, and i know it's spelt "hurt" not "hirt", so I think I can clean my sandwitch off.

The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":e4395]The single most retarded post I have seen this month. GG b00n.[/quote:e4395]


I have to agree with my esteemed colleague ed. DAMN that was oOo:.

My God I hope this is a joke.....

wow.........all i have to say is
ROFL!!!! LMAO!!! STFU NOOB!

alright already! i think we established the fact the guy is a noob. we dont need 6 people sayin that hake:

[quote="Old Reliable":e0e19]alright already! i think we established the fact the guy is a noob. we dont need 6 people sayin that hake:[/quote:e0e19]

You're a b00n. GheyBoa.

[quote=Tripper]You're a b00n. GheyBoa.[/quote:0148d]

sorry i cant translate from retard to english

[quote="Old Reliable":0872d][quote=Tripper]You're a b00n. GheyBoa.[/quote:0872d]

sorry i cant translate from retard to english[/quote:0872d]

Then how do you read what you've written?? eek:

easy, it's in english freak:

[quote="Old Reliable":e8d46]easy, it's in english freak:[/quote:e8d46]

Nein, it's in retardable, a language for which you are fluent in, and the rest of us are simply baffled by.

Congratulations, tic-tac-c0k.

your insults are boring and recycled, i think you need to give it up

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