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Old Reliable 05-02-2003 02:48 PM

So...would you?
 
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05-02-2003 03:01 PM

lol, i just read about that on snopes and was about to post it here...

ninty 05-02-2003 03:03 PM

Man that takes some balls.

The guy was up there for 5 days, so I suppose at some point you have to make a decision. Stay here with no food or water and hope that someone finds me within a day or two or die of dehydration, or cut my arm off and cimb down the moutain.

I don't think anyone could truthfully answer this question until we were in the stiuation. But man, thats crazy.

Ferich 05-02-2003 03:17 PM

I'd do it. Prostetics are pretty good nowadays, and I'd still be able to rock climb with a fake arm.

Old Reliable 05-02-2003 03:48 PM

Uh, you do know how much pain that would cause?

Innoxx 05-02-2003 03:50 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":45846]Uh, you do know how much pain that would cause?[/quote:45846]
Better that than dying. Just bite down on something and cut away.

Vance 05-02-2003 03:51 PM

oOo:

Ferich 05-02-2003 03:58 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":0a07a]Uh, you do know how much pain that would cause?[/quote:0a07a]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's like that Rugby team that ate eachother when their plane crashed. Or the story of that guy that went to Tibet, that had to hide inside a Horses dead body from Bandits. All true, and all done under extreme hardship. Life or Death.

Old Reliable 05-02-2003 04:00 PM

I just dont think anyone can comprehend the idea of cutting their own arm off. cutting first through the skin, massive amounts of blood loss and slicing through the tissue. hitting the bone and slicing through the marrow. then you gotta stop the bleeding!

Ferich 05-02-2003 04:18 PM

Yeah, it'd be RIDICULOUSLY painful. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't do it. But if I was in his position, I might. Maybe his arm was numb enough from the boulder or whatever the hell was on it, that he didn't feel it? oOo:

Old Reliable 05-02-2003 04:21 PM

lol it is kinda humorous, how can you just leave your arm behind?

Ferich 05-02-2003 04:23 PM

LOL. Some kid is going to be mountain climbing with his family, sit down to take a drink and sit on some guys bloody left over arm. Hah.

ninty 05-02-2003 05:13 PM

Well i'm sure he tied his arm off as tight as he could to stop as much of the bleeding as possible.

I mean, look as the wars previous to the 20th century. When someone had to have a limb amputated you pretty much had to bear down and take it. Maybe with some alcohol, but still pretty painful. Only real difference is maybe better tools than a pocket knife and you didn't have to do it yourself.

I think the psychological thing is almost as bad as the physical pain. I don't think anyone could really comprehend cutting off their own arm, if someone is doing it to you, you may not have a choice, but doing it voluntarily is a different story.

1080jibber 05-02-2003 05:17 PM

ima quiter, so no i wouldnt cut me arm off

it takes brass balls to do that

05-02-2003 05:22 PM

sometimes when you are in huge pain, your body will be in so much shock that you cant really feel anything, so he probably cut his arm off because he couldnt feel it from the shock of being trapped

ninty 05-02-2003 05:24 PM

Well if he was there for 5 days you can expect that he was pretty tired. Try staying in one spot for 5 days with little food and water. So he could have been so fatigued that he might not have felt pain as a normal person would have.

MrLevinstein 05-02-2003 07:17 PM

Personally I think I am to much of a chicken shit to cut my own arm off, but I might if the situation arose.

Unknown_Sniper 05-02-2003 07:54 PM

1) 800lbs. boulder falling on his arm. It crushed all the bones, muscles, and most importantly nerves. It hurt but he was spared a ton of pain.
2) no water for 2 days, he had maybe 8 hours left to live no matter what
3) He was alone
4)If he was gonna die, it would have happened already from shock, he didnt die.
5) HE had a knife and was willing to lose a limd for a life.
6) hes a mountain climber, he risks his neck everytime he does it.
The guys got more tha nbig balls, his are made of granite. I would probably have cut my arm off. Knowing me It would be as I died of dehydration.

Cpt. Obvious 05-02-2003 08:26 PM

But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.

Bazooka_Joe 05-02-2003 08:43 PM

Ugh. . .did he think after the 4th day "Man, this 800-pound boulder isn't budging!" heh

Old Reliable 05-02-2003 09:11 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":d2e12]But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.[/quote:d2e12]

uh, and what situation would require this?

Cpt. Obvious 05-02-2003 09:16 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":6f3e3][quote="Cpt. Obvious":6f3e3]But what if for some reason you had to cut your penis off to live, would you do it or die.[/quote:6f3e3]

uh, and what situation would require this?[/quote:6f3e3]
I dont know it was hypythetical.

ninty 05-02-2003 09:16 PM

If a boulder fell on your penis and you were trapped for 5 days with no water.

05-02-2003 09:16 PM

while having oral sex, Big Martha dies and her mouth is clamped down on your schlong. Do you cut it off? Or wait it until you decays?

Maplegyver 05-02-2003 09:21 PM

ureathral rape her

Old Reliable 05-02-2003 09:23 PM

first off i will make sure I am not in any of those situations, and second off, I would do anything to recover the penis because once it's gone its gone. shit, how can a man live without a dick. every guy feels for john bobbit

CaP bUsTa 05-02-2003 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
while having oral sex, Big Martha dies and her mouth is clamped down on your schlong. Do you cut it off? Or wait it until you decays?

i'd cut her head off and keep it in my pants

cameltoe 05-02-2003 10:36 PM

that really would hurt, imagine how long it would take to cut off your own arm with a pocketknife oOo:

Coleman 05-02-2003 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
that really would hurt, imagine how long it would take to cut off your own arm with a pocketknife oOo:

like the article said, the boulder crushed his arm. So, when he cut his arm, he basically had to cut through tissue and not much bone since it was already broken. YES, that would be painful, but not as much as you would think in my opinion.

snipeymagoo 05-03-2003 12:20 AM

i dont know man, that would take massive balls, but like nintey9 said, cant say unless im in the situation


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