fist fight
 

I dont know if this is the right forum. But who would win in a fist fight hitler or stalin?

The cavemen.

Who the hell knows, when have you seen either of them fight with fists?

Stalin

Stalin, man. Hitler would punch like a 5 year old girl. biggrin:

I think Stalin looks tougher.

but we know for sure that he could drink Hitler under the table biggrin:

Gotta go w/ Stalin on this one. He looked like he could've been a WWF wrestler.

Definitely Stalin. Hitler was a pansy.

stalin was bigger than hitler. so stalin would win

okay, I got one. Me vs Kabong in a fight for the supidest fucking thread ever. Cripes, I thought Megalith spammed....

Stalin, cause Hitler was a wussy

Stalin was pretty short too, around 5 foot 6 i believe and he had a deformity on one of his arms.

Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.

I think the army Hitler would send on them to kill stalin will win, cuz hitler's a pussy

So Stalin will kick ass single-handedly

Stalin, unless he was stupid enough to let hitler lead him into a "shower room", which he very might have been

No offense to any jews here

...neither would win, it'd be one of those poofy "fights" where they'd both turn
their headsa away, close their eyes, and flail away whilst standing ten feet apart.

stalin was 5 foot 4 inches, soviet propaganda always made him appear larger, and his one arm was about 3 inches shorter than the other. Hitler was the only one that actually served in combat, and probably knew hand to hand combat, either that or shot him with his PPK. we could put Stalin and FDR in a cripple fight together LMFAO

[cartman voice]CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!![/cartman voice]

Stalin! Hitler cant even walk right. PLus he was probably gh3y. thats what I think.

Hitler pissed in a goats mouth and had one of his balls bitten off if I'm not mistaken.

sound about right biggrin:

Unless, Hitler caught Stalin on one of his 40 day vodka drinking binges and whacked him with a stick.....

well now. that wouldnt be a fist fight would it? I bet hitler couldnt swing a stick harder than......something you swing hard, or that is hard.....hmmm

stalin would waste hitler even if he was drunk stalin mean man of steal

stalin...communism is tight.

[quote="Gothic_child180":45d5f]Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.[/quote:45d5f]

And you think stalin was not insane? Stalin was by far the worst dictator, even worse then hitler he changed his name to Stalin then destroyed the place he grew up in and killed all the people who knew his real name so no one would ever find out what it was.He was a mass murderer he killed way more people then hitler did and he was brought to a phsychiatrist or however u spell it and they guy told Stalin that he (Stalin) was paranoid and the next day no one ever saw the doctor again.... and many of you may not know this but at the end of WW2 the soviets took 50,000 U.S troops that were on the east europeon side as P.O.W's and they never returned home because of Stalin.

i rest my case

they already had a fistfight and stalin won

[quote="[RA]ZdaN":6b4df][quote="Gothic_child180":6b4df]Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.[/quote:6b4df]

And you think stalin was not insane? Stalin was by far the worst dictator, even worse then hitler he changed his name to Stalin then destroyed the place he grew up in and killed all the people who knew his real name so no one would ever find out what it was.He was a mass murderer he killed way more people then hitler did and he was brought to a phsychiatrist or however u spell it and they guy told Stalin that he (Stalin) was paranoid and the next day no one ever saw the doctor again.... and many of you may not know this but at the end of WW2 the soviets took 50,000 U.S troops that were on the east europeon side as P.O.W's and they never returned home because of Stalin.

i rest my case[/quote:6b4df]

dont forget about the cossacks, and the jews, and the poles, and the russian officers, and the ukranians, and the germans of the 6th army of whom only a very small number survived the war. oh and how can we forget the russian people

well i just named a few

[quote="[RA]ZdaN":72d5c][quote="Gothic_child180":72d5c]Only the weak minded fight. They were both genuises(although Hitler was insane) therefor I doubt they would ever fist-fight eachother.[/quote:72d5c]

And you think stalin was not insane? Stalin was by far the worst dictator, even worse then hitler he changed his name to Stalin then destroyed the place he grew up in and killed all the people who knew his real name so no one would ever find out what it was.He was a mass murderer he killed way more people then hitler did and he was brought to a phsychiatrist or however u spell it and they guy told Stalin that he (Stalin) was paranoid and the next day no one ever saw the doctor again.... and many of you may not know this but at the end of WW2 the soviets took 50,000 U.S troops that were on the east europeon side as P.O.W's and they never returned home because of Stalin.

i rest my case[/quote:72d5c]

owned. I think Hitler was only 5'7" and had a very narrow shoulder width, so his shoulders were probably weak, causing his punching power to decrease greatly.

hitler was a german wwi hero...

wth is stalin? Can 1 of u guys post a pic of his up or something? Was he the mayor of stalingrad hake: oOo:

um... oOo:

eek: oOo:


[img]http://www.rusgoods.ru/poljot/foto/stalin.jpg[/img]

u = oOo:

me= eek:

read a freakin book