ever made one of your teachers cry?
 

have you? i think its pretty damn funny when they do. biggrin:

im sorry if you find this morbid

ever seen cried...but seen severly pissed off

no but the teachers make me cry

No, but back in 1st grade one of my friends was so afraid of our crazy music teacher, she started to ball her eyes out when the teacher asked her a question.

Never made one cry, but I did make one laugh extremely hard..... ah, the joys of sweet sweet mary jane oOo:

ohhhhhh yeah.

Back in 8th grade physics we tormented our teacher. We NEVER listened to her (her first year teaching). No one liked her, not even the faculty members. I found it funny though how we wouldn't shut up and then all of a sudden the Hoover Dam blew! I mean, she was CRYING! Then she stormed out the room and didn't come back until 20 mins later....which was the end of the period. I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.

LOL

I made at least 2 cry evil: . But i felt bad about both afterwards.... cry:

[quote="Garry Coleman":bcc08] I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:bcc08]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.

[quote="CaP bUsTa":5a573]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.[/quote:5a573]

Or a heart of gold (suckers).

[quote="Garry Coleman":455c1]ohhhhhh yeah.

Back in 8th grade physics we tormented our teacher. We NEVER listened to her (her first year teaching). No one liked her, not even the faculty members. I found it funny though how we wouldn't shut up and then all of a sudden the Hoover Dam blew! I mean, she was CRYING! Then she stormed out the room and didn't come back until 20 mins later....which was the end of the period. I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:455c1] that must was right b4 u got that job on different strokes eh?

teachers blow!, i have learned more from the internet that i have at school hake:

i have never made a teacher cry

Yeah, heaps of times....Kids down here are fucking smart-arses...I never actually made teachers cry, myself....But I've witnessed it, and been a part of the problem...Never been the sole problem though.

Just a couple weeks ago, my Psychology teacher, a nice old lady, burst out in tears and left the classroom.....I felt really bad, the whole class did. Apparently she'd just had enough of us.....We nearly finished her career.

never done it, never seen it - but i did have one female teacher ran out of the room and come back 10 minutes later..... with a sweater around her waist

we wondered what had happened, she ran so fast - turns out she had her period oOo:

being a teacher myself, i've felt like crying, but never have - instead i smack the kid around a bit or drag him / her to the office for the principal to deal with

Made a bus driver quit, felt bad afterwards

Hell subs got it easy. Their job consists of saying I'm mr/mrs/miss so-and-so, here's some worksheets that are due at the end of class. Then they sit at the teacher's desk the whole period. But hey that's pretty much what regular teachers do as well.

in 8th grade we went through 12 french teachers in 5 weeks, until we found one that could actually control us (plus she was hot)

Our french teacher got clocked up the head by a chalkboard duster by an unknown assailant from the back of the room, called us a pack of bastards and went running out crying. 2 of our irish teachers took nervous breakdowns, nuff said really. oOo:

Last year, my French teacher got in a car accident, which sucked because he was cool, so we went through a ton of subs. Eventually we got one that we all hated, and he stuck around for a few months. About 2 weeks before school ended, one kid punched him in the face because he was accused of just throwing paper across the room. He came back and he was kind of skittish, and paranoid. He also never gave us our final so we all had to retake French 1...

I've only had 1 cool sub, he made us balloon animals (corny, yes) but he was cool. The only downside was we had to call him Commisioner (sp?) Schpeilman.

Does anyone else find it odd that almost every substitute teacher goes by something like "Mr. B" or "Ms. D" ?

i once had this substitute named Ms. Stegmond, she was an old black woman about the age of dirt,jk she was about 67, anyways she was talking to the class and holering at us and this was when i was in the 1st grade btw. She was hollering and going on and then all of a sudden she came in my face and started speaking jibberish and i heard nothing she said but then all of sudden, a big peace of meat came out of her mouth and smaked me right on the side of my forehead. I was like ewwwwwwww and i wanted to get back at her so bad man, u just dont know how bad. She had just finished eating breakfast too so the meat was about 20 mins old. The old bag didnt apologize either mad:

in 5th grade i brokew a teacher's leg

ive never made a teacher cry but numerous times i outsmarted and outwitted them

I remember in first grade we got a sub fired, because she spanked a kid's ass for discipline. and btw, she pulled his pants down and did it too oOo:

[quote="Blitz v1.1":16c98]ive never made a teacher cry but numerous times i outsmarted and outwitted them[/quote:16c98]
lol, i do that almost everyday to my teachers. Im a real smartass at school and I can always outsmart the teachers

ive seen multiple teacher cry and storm out of the room

im not a smart ass i just make them look like total dumbasses

[quote="CaP bUsTa":29002][quote="Garry Coleman":29002] I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:29002]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.[/quote:29002]

I was a chem TA in my senior year and when we had a sub I threatened to beat with a yardstick anyone who acted like a moron. Considering that I am a fencing master and "killed" a couple classmates in friendly yardstick fencing, everyone was civil to the subs biggrin:

ive had some weird substitute teachers over the years.. eek:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":017ce][quote="CaP bUsTa":017ce][quote="Garry Coleman":017ce] I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:017ce]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.[/quote:017ce]

I was a chem TA in my senior year and when we had a sub I threatened to beat with a yardstick anyone who acted like a moron. Considering that I am a fencing master and "killed" a couple classmates in friendly yardstick fencing, everyone was civil to the subs biggrin:[/quote:017ce]

btw where did you learn to fence? i'd like to pick it up..my grandpa was captain of the univ of illinois fencing team and I have a few foils in my house

[quote="Old Reliable":c43c4][quote="Sgt Stryker":c43c4][quote="CaP bUsTa":c43c4][quote="Garry Coleman":c43c4] I wonder if she still is a teacher.... Teachers have it rough these days-especially substitutes.[/quote:c43c4]
Soooo true. It takes nerves to be a substitute. Nerves or lack of money and stupidity.[/quote:c43c4]

I was a chem TA in my senior year and when we had a sub I threatened to beat with a yardstick anyone who acted like a moron. Considering that I am a fencing master and "killed" a couple classmates in friendly yardstick fencing, everyone was civil to the subs biggrin:[/quote:c43c4]

btw where did you learn to fence? i'd like to pick it up..my grandpa was captain of the univ of illinois fencing team and I have a few foils in my house[/quote:c43c4]

here we have a joint program between the university and an organization called UFM. you can take various dancing styles, karate, judo, fencing, archery, you name it.
Our fencing instructor is a guy from Germany.

i see... I have this book printed in 1933 called the "theory and practice of fencing" I suppose i'll have to read it oOo:

what got you intereseted in fencing?

probably the old movies

i took fencing for about 8 months at my old school

I had a teacher who used to make fun of this and then just sit there and stare at her for a second and then yell, "CRY!!!" and then she broke down in tears. He was a real jerk, but it was pretty funny

Uh she then he? wtf? Shemale alert? oOo: eek:

Music Teachers, meh. oOo:

OUr class made our freshman englis hteacher cry. lol funny shizzo. He was new and all that. but the guy had a hard time teacheing. we had a loli-pop sit in. Everyone had a loli-pop(against the rules during class) and we just sat there. HE got the vice principle to come ine and talk to us. It was funny. that just pissed him off. The none day we angered him some more, and it turn out ot be the anniversary of his brothers death. Jeezuz I felt bad.

[quote="[DAS REICH]Unknown_Sniper":3a50b]OUr class made our freshman englis hteacher cry. lol funny shizzo. He was new and all that. but the guy had a hard time teacheing. we had a loli-pop sit in. Everyone had a loli-pop(against the rules during class) and we just sat there. HE got the vice principle to come ine and talk to us. It was funny. that just pissed him off. The none day we angered him some more, and it turn out ot be the anniversary of his brothers death. Jeezuz I felt bad.[/quote:3a50b]

and you wonder why there is a huge shortage of quality teachers in the US? friggin disrespect

Teachers just don't get paid enough.