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KILLER_ 05-07-2003 10:50 PM

Something you won't find on Fox News! lol
 
http://www.talion.com/georgebush.html

Ferich 05-07-2003 11:00 PM

Lol. Great Read.

Chronic Diarrhea 05-08-2003 06:05 AM

Al Gore in Vietnam:
[img]http://www.talion.com/gore-military.jpg[/img]

Man I wish there would have been a bullet in the chamber.

Colonel 05-08-2003 06:53 AM

That's an interesting pic Chronic. I thought Mr. Gore was a correspondent for the military newspaper. Do they let those guys carry guns? Obviously they don't train them in how to use a firearm or he wouldn't have it pointed at his own head. ed:

Slinky2397 05-08-2003 07:22 AM

Haha, really. Something could easily put one through his nose. At least he took out the magazine.

Bean 2 05-08-2003 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
That's an interesting pic Chronic. I thought Mr. Gore was a correspondent for the military newspaper. Do they let those guys carry guns? Obviously they don't train them in how to use a firearm or he wouldn't have it pointed at his own head. ed:

Havent u ever seen Full Metal Jacket?

Bazooka_Joe 05-08-2003 08:56 AM

[quote:16b18]Date: 05/01/2003 George W. Bush portrays himself as a military pilot
To announce his triumph in Iraq, George W. Bush flew to an aircraft carrier wearing military pilot gear, removed his helmet and had his hair groomed, then posed for photo ops.
[/quote:16b18]

Heh, nice. Just got off of a jet, then gets his hair done for photos. I think it was balsy of the president to do that, but it defineatly was cool seeing Bush in the pilot suit.

05-08-2003 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
That's an interesting pic Chronic. I thought Mr. Gore was a correspondent for the military newspaper. Do they let those guys carry guns? Obviously they don't train them in how to use a firearm or he wouldn't have it pointed at his own head. ed:

thata's no mag idiot

Gonzo 05-08-2003 01:06 PM

yes i have it is a good movie

MrLevinstein 05-08-2003 02:25 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":933b1][quote:933b1]Date: 05/01/2003 George W. Bush portrays himself as a military pilot
To announce his triumph in Iraq, George W. Bush flew to an aircraft carrier wearing military pilot gear, removed his helmet and had his hair groomed, then posed for photo ops.
[/quote:933b1]

Heh, nice. Just got off of a jet, then gets his hair done for photos. I think it was balsy of the president to do that, but it defineatly was cool seeing Bush in the pilot suit.[/quote:933b1]

Are you kidding this guy has the largest balls in the history of man.

On Gore being in vietnam thats like Mr Rogers being in Nam I just cant picture it

05-08-2003 02:38 PM

[quote=mikesnacki]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":d850a
[quote:d850a]Date: 05/01/2003 George W. Bush portrays himself as a military pilot
To announce his triumph in Iraq, George W. Bush flew to an aircraft carrier wearing military pilot gear, removed his helmet and had his hair groomed, then posed for photo ops.

Heh, nice. Just got off of a jet, then gets his hair done for photos. I think it was balsy of the president to do that, but it defineatly was cool seeing Bush in the pilot suit.[/quote:d850a]

Are you kidding this guy has the largest balls in the history of man.

[/quote:d850a]

not really, he's beating up on Iraq (whose military was wrecked about 12 years ago) rather than a more powerful and more dangerous North Korea.

05-08-2003 02:39 PM

i dont see how having elephantitis of the testacles translates into bieng a good military guy

Old Reliable 05-08-2003 02:42 PM

[quote="Blitz v1.2":7e44b]i dont see how having elephantitis of the testacles translates into bieng a good military guy[/quote:7e44b]

[url="http://poetry.rotten.com/stillfried/stillfried.jpg"]http://poetry.rotten.com/stillfried/stillfried.jpg[/url]

lol

JBird 05-08-2003 02:57 PM

^ rofl old omg! oOo:

Vance 05-08-2003 02:58 PM

......

MrLevinstein 05-08-2003 03:06 PM

idk why I clicked that.... oOo:

Simo Häyhä 05-08-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
That's an interesting pic Chronic. I thought Mr. Gore was a correspondent for the military newspaper. Do they let those guys carry guns? Obviously they don't train them in how to use a firearm or he wouldn't have it pointed at his own head. ed:

theres no magazine in the gun

05-08-2003 04:08 PM

[quote:f345a]Al Gore
Elected president 2000[/quote:f345a]

wha???? Someone is confused....

05-08-2003 04:21 PM

not really, he got the popular vote

05-08-2003 08:17 PM

You know, Bush just cheated. oOo:

snipeymagoo 05-08-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesnacki
idk why I clicked that.... oOo:

me either

Colonel 05-08-2003 08:29 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":7bb3a]thata's no mag idiot[/quote:7bb3a]

Famous last words...as in:

Jethro - "Joe Bob that thar pistol ain't loaded. I took that thar magazine out. I'm gonna play a trick on Emma Lou and pretend to be playin' that thar russian roulette when she comes in the room!"

Joe Bob - "hehe that'd be real funny Jethro"

Emma Lou - "Hi boys whatya doin'!... my god, Jethro! Whatarya doin"!!! Please don't!!!"

Jethro thinks to himself, "she's gonna shiat her pants! hehe" Pulls trigger. BAM! brains splat against wall.

Emma Lou - "AAAHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Joe Bob whata we do???!?!?!"

Joe Bob - "well... I guess we need to get his smokes outa his pocket before they get all soaked in blood and ruint."

BTW - Old, nice pic. That'd make a fine sig for one of these young men.


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