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Innoxx 05-15-2003 06:14 AM

Is she farting?
 
[img]http://www.celebritiesxposed.com/images/aguilera103.jpg[/img]

Notice the slight disturbance in the water's wave pattern?

Zoner 05-15-2003 06:15 AM

Red X man.

My curiosity is piqued...heh.

Miscguy 05-15-2003 06:16 AM

Sexy red X

Innoxx 05-15-2003 06:16 AM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/aguilera103.jpg[/img]

Innoxx 05-15-2003 06:17 AM

Oh, if one of the mods can replace the new pic with the red X in my originial post?

Zoner 05-15-2003 06:17 AM

Why I believe she IS!

Dirty 'ho.

Innoxx 05-15-2003 06:18 AM

yeah, I can already hear the big BLOORF! from the photo shoot.

Zoner 05-15-2003 06:19 AM

...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.

05-15-2003 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.

yeah, how come?

Innoxx 05-15-2003 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zxcvnm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.

yeah, how come?

Yeah. why is that? everr smell wet garbage? PEW!!!!!

gtboys34 05-15-2003 06:53 AM

lol @ u curious guys

05-15-2003 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zxcvnm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.

yeah, how come?

my Organic chem teacher can explain this a lot better than I can but I think it has something to do with the sulfides reacting with the H2O.

Zoner 05-15-2003 07:56 AM

That'd be right, I'm thinkin'.

It could be methane reacting with water too. Sulfides would definitely give you that rotten egg stank.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-15-2003 08:55 AM

what an ugly bish

LoneGunner87 05-15-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Why I believe she IS!

Dirty 'ho.

I agree even tho she is a britney spears poser and a slut.

Innoxx 05-15-2003 09:20 AM

I think Miscguy put it best when he said:

<MiscGuy> shes the bath room door knob. dirty, covered in piss, and everyones had his turn

LoneGunner87 05-15-2003 09:22 AM

I couldnt agree more, ever since she created that stupid ass beautiful song shes been called a slut.

Argon 05-15-2003 09:39 AM

Ya she's farting, but I'd still "Check her Oil". She is a little slut, but who cares?

Innoxx 05-15-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon
Ya she's farting, but I'd still "Check her Oil". She is a little slut, but who cares?

Yeah, she's paperbag material. You might get the black syph if you don't wear a rubber though.

LoneGunner87 05-15-2003 09:54 AM

lol i agree on that one might as well put two on for safety precautions.

Totenkopf 05-15-2003 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon
Ya she's farting, but I'd still "Check her Oil". She is a little slut, but who cares?

Couldn't have said it better.

Judas 05-15-2003 12:07 PM

[img]http://home.hawaii.rr.com/immortalzeus/ca.jpg[/img]

Argon 05-15-2003 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
[img]http://home.hawaii.rr.com/immortalzeus/ca.jpg[/img]

OMG is that really her? She looks like hell!! Thats gotta be a Christine Look-a-like.

Zoner 05-15-2003 12:15 PM

Gotta be fake.

3/3 Marine 05-15-2003 01:20 PM

No, I think that's really her. I saw some special I think with Barbara Walters with her on there and she visited one too many dougnut shops. She was looking a little on the plump side. I didn't know it was for a video though.

Simo Häyhä 05-15-2003 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
[img]http://home.hawaii.rr.com/immortalzeus/ca.jpg[/img]

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Bucknub 05-15-2003 01:55 PM

call her names all you want. Id still fuck her raw.... the non-fat version of her that is.

Simo Häyhä 05-15-2003 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
call her names all you want. Id still fuck her raw.... the non-fat version of her that is.

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Bazooka_Joe 05-16-2003 08:15 AM

I wouldn't mind having her fart on me, but now she's a fat heffer man, she's gross. And the black hairs got to go. ed:

LoneGunner87 05-16-2003 09:16 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":d11d5]I wouldn't mind having her fart on me, but now she's a fat heffer man, she's gross. And the black hairs got to go. ed:[/quote:d11d5]]

Ok im just gonna pretend i didnt hear that and just go about the rest of the day keeping my breakfest and lunch in until i get home and play Enter the Matrix. eek:

Bazooka_Joe 05-16-2003 09:20 AM

[quote=LoneGunner87]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":0c103
I wouldn't mind having her fart on me, but now she's a fat heffer man, she's gross. And the black hairs got to go. ed:

]

Ok im just gonna pretend i didnt hear that and just go about the rest of the day keeping my breakfest and lunch in until i get home and play Enter the Matrix. eek:[/quote:0c103]

If the hot christina, the one on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine said "I'll have sex with you, if you let me fart on you" I'd say go for it.

LoneGunner87 05-16-2003 09:24 AM

And thats your opinion and you dont know how many guys she asked to do that to. hake:

Colonel 05-16-2003 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zxcvnm
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
...and farts ALWAYS smell 100x worse when you do 'em in water. biggrin:

Fuckin light a match, Christina.

yeah, how come?

OK, I went to askjeeves.com and asked them why farts smell worse in water. Here is their response, it is about farts in the shower:

"Why do your farts smell worse in the shower?

I suspect it has something to do with two things. One, you're in an enclosed space, so the concentration of the gas (and smell) is going to be higher and , consequently, you'll smell more of it. Secondly, for some reason or other, people smell better in damp air. Your heightened sense of smell from the moisture and the confined space conspire to make you gag. Or, I could be just talking out my ass."

I tend to believe it has something to do with the gas being concentrated in the air bubble which is going to surface right below your nose (in the tub). The combination of sufides and the H20 might be correct too. Also I think naked farts always smell worse because they do not pass through a cloth filter. oOo:

BTW - I saw Christina do an interview a couple of weeks ago and noticed she was looking chunky so I think that is probably her.

Judas 05-16-2003 01:33 PM

a nice rack is about all its done for her ... the hair is nappy, and the whole i wanna be black thing is teh suck .

gtboys34 05-16-2003 10:49 PM

she's hot and she could fart on me anytime except the mornings happy:. Btw, did any of u guys see britney spears on punk'd with that braless shirt, or was it not braless, possibly just my imagination??


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