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Simo Häyhä 05-21-2003 12:19 PM

chineese food
 
while walking through the mall getting my mother a birthday present i noticed a taco bell in the food court. feeling very hungry at the moment i went to go get some mexican food. but on my treck to taco bell i passed a little chinese food place called "flaming wok" and the manager of the place with his broken english said "FREE SAMPLE!" i looked over at him holding a piece of seaseme chicken, i walked over and tasted it and it was great. i ordered a meal of seaseme chicken, spicey beef, and fried rice overflowing on this one plate. it was so god damn good i almost whazed in my pants. and it was alot cheaper than a taco meal at taco bell.
bottom line is chineese food is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

snipeymagoo 05-21-2003 12:23 PM

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Totenkopf 05-21-2003 12:25 PM

Re: chineese food
 
[quote="Simo Häyhä":c04d1]while walking through the mall getting my mother a birthday present i noticed a taco bell in the food court. feeling very hungry at the moment i went to go get some mexican food. but on my treck to taco bell i passed a little chinese food place called "flaming wok" and the manager of the place with his broken english said "FREE SAMPLE!" i looked over at him holding a piece of seaseme chicken, i walked over and tasted it and it was great. i ordered a meal of seaseme chicken, spicey beef, and fried rice overflowing on this one plate. it was so god damn good i almost whazed in my pants. and it was alot cheaper than a taco meal at taco bell.
bottom line is chineese food is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!11[/quote:c04d1]

'Tis isn't it?

Jedi Marksman 05-21-2003 12:27 PM

I love Chinese food. Panda Express, baby.

newbieassulted 05-21-2003 12:28 PM

[quote="Jedi Marksman":15bb0]I love Chinese food. Panda Express, baby.[/quote:15bb0]

Hell yeah.

Ydiss 05-21-2003 12:39 PM

Tastes divine. Pity you're always hungry again 5 minutes after finishing it.

Bazooka_Joe 05-21-2003 12:43 PM

That's the one good thing by my job; this chinese place has a lunch special from 11:30 to 2:00. You get a choice of White or Fried rice, and three sides. The sides are usually an egg roll, chicken wings, 3 different types of chicken (Sweet & sour, General Tso, chicken & broccoli) 2 types of stir fried vegatables, and 2 types of beef or pork. Plus, you get a small soup or can of soda. . .all for $4.50!!!

I mean, it dosen't be a Nacho Bellgrande, 2 Chalupa Supremes with chicken, 1 Chicken Quesadilla, Cinnamon sticks, large Pepsi W/ Free refills, and a Choco-Taco (I eat like a fat man @ Taco Bell evil: ). . .BUT the chinese will get the job done.

Tiwaz 05-21-2003 12:44 PM

5 minutes after finishing it I always feel incredibly sick. Because I always eat too much of it. Hunger returns after a smoke and 15 minutes of time, biggrin:

Making it yourself is also good, I must say. Not as good as ordering it (or restaurant), but with some experience you can come close.

Totenkopf 05-21-2003 12:51 PM

Hmmm, only one thing beats Asian food.....Asian women. evil:

Zoner 05-21-2003 01:02 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":aab9a]...a Nacho Bellgrande, 2 Chalupa Supremes with chicken, 1 Chicken Quesadilla, Cinnamon sticks, large Pepsi W/ Free refills, and a Choco-Taco[/quote:aab9a]

Does that come with a free roll of toilet paper? I'd call that combo the "El Colono Blow Supremo"! ed:

Jedi Marksman 05-21-2003 01:09 PM

[quote=Zoner91]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":ef522
...a Nacho Bellgrande, 2 Chalupa Supremes with chicken, 1 Chicken Quesadilla, Cinnamon sticks, large Pepsi W/ Free refills, and a Choco-Taco

Does that come with a free roll of toilet paper? I'd call that combo the "El Colono Blow Supremo"! ed:[/quote:ef522]

LOL!!! biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 05-21-2003 01:29 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9ca12]That's the one good thing by my job; this chinese place has a lunch special from 11:30 to 2:00. You get a choice of White or Fried rice, and three sides. The sides are usually an egg roll, chicken wings, 3 different types of chicken (Sweet & sour, General Tso, chicken & broccoli) 2 types of stir fried vegatables, and 2 types of beef or pork. Plus, you get a small soup or can of soda. . .all for $4.50!!![/quote:9ca12]
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White Rabbit 05-21-2003 01:35 PM

seaseme chicken owns all of you

gtboys34 05-21-2003 01:44 PM

yeah, the sweet and sour chicken is great, but i never eat anything else there even though i should, Any recomendations?

Innoxx 05-21-2003 01:48 PM

[quote=Zoner91]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":802bd
...a Nacho Bellgrande, 2 Chalupa Supremes with chicken, 1 Chicken Quesadilla, Cinnamon sticks, large Pepsi W/ Free refills, and a Choco-Taco

Does that come with a free roll of toilet paper? I'd call that combo the "El Colono Blow Supremo"! ed:[/quote:802bd]

LMFARO!

Office Depot 05-21-2003 02:01 PM

damn guys asian food, well at least chinese food sucks ass. (and that's hard to do)

they just stick the wierdest shit together and add some fucking sauces and i hate it. any time i eat chinese food (cuz i have to) what do i order? just some chicken, egg rolls, and rice , i try to get as little real chinese food as possible.

3/3 Marine 05-21-2003 02:36 PM

I was at a chinese buffet thee other day filling up my plate and they had Cajun Chicken there. I was like WTF, Cajun Chicken at a Chinese buffet. Well I ate some and it taste good. God I love them buffet's. Cheap and all you can eat.....

05-21-2003 02:47 PM

[quote=Zoner91]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":d16fb
...a Nacho Bellgrande, 2 Chalupa Supremes with chicken, 1 Chicken Quesadilla, Cinnamon sticks, large Pepsi W/ Free refills, and a Choco-Taco

Does that come with a free roll of toilet paper? I'd call that combo the "El Colono Blow Supremo"! ed:[/quote:d16fb]

SWAT teams use it as a forced entry method ed:

Blitz-krieg 05-21-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Hmmm, only one thing beats Asian food.....Asian women. evil:

Lol, yup, they could ahve the hottest body, eyes, face, and ass, but their tits are small ed:

Totenkopf 05-21-2003 05:23 PM

[quote="Blitz-krieg":2bdfd]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Hmmm, only one thing beats Asian food.....Asian women. evil:

Lol, yup, they could ahve the hottest body, eyes, face, and ass, but their tits are small ed:[/quote:2bdfd]

Heh...not all of 'em. My gf in college had D's baby........ ed: evil:

Coleman 05-21-2003 05:43 PM

Yeah, when i went down to Miami for the Orange Bowl we had time to shop around in a shopping complex called "Bayside". Well, the foodcourt was massive! I really didn't feel like standing in line for pizza so i went over to the chinese food place. Got a WHOLE bowl full of chicken, rice, and some other stuff. I don't care if cat was it it; it was GOOD! MMMMM! All for a low easy payment of $3.50!

05-21-2003 06:11 PM

n00bs

<----- check the location

White Rabbit 05-21-2003 06:16 PM

Location: Taiwan, making & selling kiddie pr0n

hahaha gg

Eight Ace 05-21-2003 06:55 PM

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